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    So there’s four brahs on an aeroplane. A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani. The plane is overloaded, it’s too heavy and can’t gain height so the pilot tells them they all have to lose some of their cargo. First the Russian throws a large crate of vodka out of the plane, the other brahs protest and ask why he did that, they wanted to drink it. The Russian explains “In Russia we have so much Vodka, so I got rid of it.”. The Cuban throws a large crate of rum out, the other brahs again protest. The Cuban explains “But in Cuba we have so much Rum! I didn’t need all that.” Then it comes to the Englishman, who throws the Pakistani out of the plane.
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    Two guys are walking through a park, and they see a dog licking his junk. The first guy says " I wish I could do that" the other guy replies "well, you better try to pet him first"
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