Pet Peeves About Current GF/Wife

[RedRusty]

Weird thread..

As opposed to all the non-weird threads on the misc?

Wait.....

[Scarrdbutsmartr]

Weird thread..

...LOL - As if women dont have a 24x7 running conversation with their girlfriends about what their husbands/boyfriends do that drive them insane.

Was bartender and can confirm every womens friend knows husband/boyfriends johnson size, if they can use it, what they do that annoys them, who their friend wants to cheat with/finds cute..

Womens conversations with their friends are basically mens worst nightmares.

[Cass40]

...LOL - As if women dont have a 24x7 running conversation with their girlfriends about what their husbands/boyfriends do that drive them insane.

Was bartender and can confirm every womens friend knows husband/boyfriends johnson size, if they can use it, what they do that annoys them, who their friend wants to cheat with/finds cute..

Womens conversations with their friends are basically mens worst nightmares.

Exactly my point. It's a woman thing, I never see men do it.

[Beararms]

Exactly my point. It's a woman thing, I never see men do it.

We do it, trust me. We just have to find time to get away from yall and hangout with our friends to talk lol.

[Scarrdbutsmartr]

Exactly my point. It's a woman thing, I never see men do it.

Honestly - Its an absolutely rare occassoin if/when I talk about my wife with my friends (srs). The last thing I want to do when Im getting yucky with the boys is talk about my wife.

Time with the boys = time away from my wife....No guy wants to go out for a beer and chill only to have their friend complain about their significant other non-stop (srs). If you are going through a divorce or getting ready to go through a divorce, lets talk. Other than that, no.

[TBO1313]

With the current girl I'm seeing, here's my pet peeves.

- Repeatedly steals the covers during the night

I'm guilty of this but I can't help it. I've got this strange sleeping habit where I need to be all the way under the covers including my head. I also roll around a lot when I sleep so if my head becomes uncovered by unconscious immediately starts grasping and snatching at the covers to get them back over my head. I think it might be genetic because my dad and my son both sleep the same way

[ibedanny]

Argues with me about something and when I get to say how I really feel about something, TEARS. Now there are tears and I'm supposed to comfort. F no, its not happening.

[Scarrdbutsmartr]

Women ain’t complaining tho. We are laughing our asses off about ourselves and the chit we hold dear

If its all so much laughter, why so many tears?

[sg1976]

gets mad at me if i don't give her 100% eye contact the whole time when she's talking to me. annoying AF.

This. If I'm in a phucking restaurant and looking around, watching my back, because nukkas is shady. She starts yelling that I'm not giving her my full attention. I'm like bitch what if someone comes in and tries to shoot our asses. I'm just being diligent watching out for our lives.

[Vexidi]

Honestly - Its an absolutely rare occassoin if/when I talk about my wife with my friends (srs). The last thing I want to do when Im getting yucky with the boys is talk about my wife.

Time with the boys = time away from my wife....No guy wants to go out for a beer and chill only to have their friend complain about their significant other non-stop (srs). If you are going through a divorce or getting ready to go through a divorce, lets talk. Other than that, no.

So much this.

This. If I'm in a phucking restaurant and looking around, watching my back, because nukkas is shady. She starts yelling that I'm not giving her my full attention. I'm like bitch what if someone comes in and tries to shoot our asses. I'm just being diligent watching out for our lives.

I'm the guy watching you look around the room all nervous because I think you're about to shoot the place up.

[TBO1313]

Ahh merrica

With great freedom comes a great amount of chit heads acting up

[78novacaine]

Yeah, i dunno, it just literally annoys me to watch her eat like chit, either too much or the wrong foods, when she's going to complain about her weight. Also you're not allowed to say anything at all about their eating or their weight, but they can talk about it. Women have been broken from a young age to obsess over being not fat lol

This. My wife is not fat but eats like absolute chit, and then complains about not being in tip top shape.

Other than that she is pretty GOAT. I like cooking and she doesn't bish about cleaning up my messes in the kitchen, and she does an awesome job of keeping the rest of the house clean along with paying her fair share of household expenses and being super responsible with money 95% of the time.

[trufflepigg]

it's always stereotypical women chit I swear, every relationship
-they talk so much, then they don't listen when you talk. It's like they're just waiting for you to take a break in conversation so they can start talking again, often times completely unrelated to the topic you were discussing
-they always hog the bed, like wtf?
-they complain but don't take action to solve the problem
-they are always hungry but never want to eat anything
-they have mental breakdowns and cry over everything during that time of the month
-bobby pins everywhere, hair elastics everywhere

[trufflepigg]

Argues with me about something and when I get to say how I really feel about something, TEARS. Now there are tears and I'm supposed to comfort. F no, its not happening.

THIS

so much this

any argument, ok you're listening, consoling her, really trying to show that you're sorry and attentive to her needs, ok now it's my turn to talk about my feelings in a calm and collected way, she interruprts you with an angry outburt or the water works begin. It's like men can never win in a fight no matter how awesome you are about it and how in the right you are

[Beararms]

it's always stereotypical women chit I swear, every relationship
-they talk so much, then they don't listen when you talk. It's like they're just waiting for you to take a break in conversation so they can start talking again, often times completely unrelated to the topic you were discussing
-they always hog the bed, like wtf?
-they complain but don't take action to solve the problem
-they are always hungry but never want to eat anything
-they have mental breakdowns and cry over everything during that time of the month
-bobby pins everywhere, hair elastics everywhere

The talking is going to be the end of me, sometimes I can't deal with it because I just want dead silence for a little bit but then again I'd know something was wrong if she isnt talking lol.

Oh one more thing, she suggest food. I say I am not hungry then she gets sad and says she doesnt want to eat anymore, I'm like dude... I'll get you what you want or just go get it. I dont have to eat with you every time you are hungry lol. I have no issue getting myself food if I am hungry and she isnt.

[acrawlingchaos]

I don't really have any pet peeves with my woman and would really have to dig deep to say anything disparaging. Regardless, I wouldn't talk sh*t about her around of bunch of *******s for a couple of yucks.

Good luck on your relationship goals in 2020

[Mr Beer]

This one:

There are only two ways to do something, her way and the wrong way. No darling, you asked me to do it, you don't get to tell me how to do it as well.

or this one:

Her: "Do you want to do x or y?"

Me: "x"

Her: ~reasons why I don't want to do x~

Me: "Just tell me you want to do y instead of wasting my time with an illusionary choice."

[SUPERH0T]

“I want a break” blah blah blah.

Yikes.
I would ditch a bish for less, no ragrets.

I would assume she has already had at least 2 new dudes in her at that point.

[chickenbroccoli]

Won’t stop texting her ex

[TBO1313]

Won’t stop texting her ex

Bruh...

You can't let that happen dude

[DrumsNotDead]

Sounds like a lazy slob who only cares about herself, what a nice gf you have.

[WWYH17]

-Insists I’m trying to cuddle when it’s time to sleep

-has gone from a horrible house keeper to just a terrible one

-spends impulsively(her money) but $600 on a dress just because is crazy.

[zknarc]

Argues with me about something and when I get to say how I really feel about something, TEARS. Now there are tears and I'm supposed to comfort. F no, its not happening.

Lol it took me a while t pick up on the fact just because they cry it doesn't mean something really bad has happened.

[Cass40]

I don't really have any pet peeves with my woman and would really have to dig deep to say anything disparaging. Regardless, I wouldn't talk sh*t about her around of bunch of *******s for a couple of yucks.

Good luck on your relationship goals in 2020

See this is how most men I know think.

[jackamo2887]

She has so much ****.

She's messy

Doesn't really cook

Getting fat.