Pet Peeves About Current GF/Wife

[cjmadscientist]

I'm so f**king triggered right now

[scooterbrah]

mine is a slob. annoying because we live in a big new expensive house

and she wont eat my ass

[TBO1313]

ALWAYS a slight pressure to get what she wants, when she wants it and how she wants it..

Brb - Will not come out and tell me what she wants. Has to make small manipulative comments to try to jedi mind f*** me to get what she wants - Call her on it every single time, still does it

Brb -Bait and switch..Will ask me to do something with her only to find out I know one of ten variables. Will you go with me to dinner at my friends - Doesnt tell me there will be fifty people there, Im supposed to give a toast and we will stay for three days.

My wife does these and it makes me rage. I can't tell you how many times she's baited me into staying at her mother's house overnight. I just flat out refuse and will threaten to drive off and leave her there now

[RedRusty]

Can be an unhelpful and patronising git

Thinks “it’s OK” is high praise

Doesn’t follow through on things that he needs to do for his own health, despite meaning to

Has a penis, which would be bad for a wife

I didn't know my boyfriend had a wife.

[badbl00d]

My wife too. I feel like an old man staring at the power meter. "Shut something else off Stacy. This thing is spinning like a top!"

I know those feels too well. Sounding like a boomer yelling at a teenager to shut off the lights.

I dont know man but when it comes to electronics the girls dont EVER think about saving some energy. TV left on check, Laptop on check, lights on check, radio on check...like wtf

I'm just glad she doesn't leave the stove on.

How long you been married...just hit the 5 year mark and I literally turn off every light in the house before I go to bed.



Well, I hate to say it, but now I know exactly how my dad felt whenever he'd yell at us for leaving the fridge open.

Other pet peeve is that she claims she can multitask, but really she stops doing something in the middle of it and moves on to another thing, then never comes back to the original task.

13 years next June. Chit ain't gonna change brah

[TonyTriangles]

leaves her hair everywhere. swear to god she sheds more than a husky
leaves her chit everywhere too.... make up, clothes, everything! she'll get mad that i leave my shoes on the carpet yet her shoes are under the table, the couch, office desk.... and she takes up the entire shoes closet.

[TBO1313]

Thinks “it’s OK” is high praise

Early into my marriage I learned that me and my wife have a very different idea of what that phrase actually means.

In my mind when I say it it means "Good job!" or "I like it"

In her mind when I say it it means "You useless bitch if you ever try to feed me this again I'll shank you" or "Change that immediately or I'm cleaning out the bank account and disappearing"

[Zackad]

- not on BC - obvious reasons

-always wants me to do **** with her friends and family because it's important to her - i never had a great family relationship growing up, particularly with my dad. But generally I don't like to do those "family" things with other peoples families for obvious reasons. And I compromise of course because that's what relationships are about, but even when I do compromise, when the next event comes up she gives me grief about not doing things that are important to her. Like sorry babe...I just wanna do what I wanna do when I wanna do it. Life's too short to do things you don't enjoy.

-likes to chat constantly about insignificant stuff - i'm no chatterbox. I don't mind debating about topics or having conversation, but damn if it goes in one ear and right out the other when she's just filling empty space with conversation. hard not to go into autopilot mode.

-attached af - don't get me wrong, i love spending a ton of time with my SO. but I also like my own space. we got into a bit of a spat earlier this week because I told her that I wanted to be alone for a night or two and just have some time to myself. She understood but was still feeling hurt because of how i worded it...but there's no better way to word it lmao. such is life.

[RedRusty]

Can’t be the same person you didn’t bold penis

You know me by now, Rabbit, I get lazy.

[AltarOfPlagues]

my love language is fukkin and my wifes is me being in a separate room than her so its an adventure

[xxdef1antxx]

She has no close friends to hang out and spend time with

She has no hobbies

She doesnt clean up after herself and then complains about the house being messy

She is financially illiterate but she pays the bills that we agreed on

[badbl00d]

- not on BC - obvious reasons

-always wants me to do **** with her friends and family because it's important to her - i never had a great family relationship growing up, particularly with my dad. But generally I don't like to do those "family" things with other peoples families for obvious reasons. And I compromise of course because that's what relationships are about, but even when I do compromise, when the next event comes up she gives me grief about not doing things that are important to her. Like sorry babe...I just wanna do what I wanna do when I wanna do it. Life's too short to do things you don't enjoy.

-likes to chat constantly about insignificant stuff - i'm no chatterbox. I don't mind debating about topics or having conversation, but damn if it goes in one ear and right out the other when she's just filling empty space with conversation. hard not to go into autopilot mode.

-attached af - don't get me wrong, i love spending a ton of time with my SO. but I also like my own space. we got into a bit of a spat earlier this week because I told her that I wanted to be alone for a night or two and just have some time to myself. She understood but was still feeling hurt because of how i worded it...but there's no better way to word it lmao. such is life.

Sounds like she really likes having you apart of her life. Remember the golden rule brah...If she isn't talking to you, she's talking to someone else.

[Redfish225]

Can’t drive a hot knife up a snowman’s ass.

When going places together we always go in my truck because I can’t take her driving, srs.

[Retoaded]

Literally 3 minutes ago texted my wife "about to leave work and hit the store - what do you want for dinner?"



"Its whatever you think"

[badbl00d]

Literally 3 minutes ago texted my wife "about to leave work and hit the store - what do you want for dinner?"



"Its whatever you think"

[ImpressiveGainz]

Literally 3 minutes ago texted my wife "about to leave work and hit the store - what do you want for dinner?"



"Its whatever you think"

Can't wait for you to show up with something and she looks disappointed. "Oh, anything but that..."

[xxdef1antxx]

Can't wait for you to show up with something and she looks disappointed. "Oh, anything but that..."

This is how it goes for me EVERY PHUKING TIME

[Retoaded]

Can't wait for you to show up with something and she looks disappointed. "Oh, anything but that..."

"But you knoooooooooow I don't like thaaaaaaat!!!"

[Zackad]

Sounds like she really likes having you apart of her life. Remember the golden rule brah...If she isn't talking to you, she's talking to someone else.

oh she def does, and I enjoy being a part of hers. Just sucks that most of her family and friends have kids, so it's always a bunch of family stuff. which is fine in measured doses, but damn if it doesn't feel like it's every weekend lmao. and I don't even want kids lmao. buddy of mine made a joke a while back saying how she's grooming me to move on from the partying and into family life.

as far as the constant chatting, that's all in person. Certainly don't mind texting as much as she does, and it's not like she gets on me if i don't respond soon enough or anything lol. Just gets to be a bit much when we're trying to watch a movie then she wants to have a whole conversation about something unrelated.

EDIT: would also like to add her directional/guidance capabilities are lacking. Example: going to her dad's for thanksgiving before going to my mom's. Only been there once or twice before myself, so don't quite remember how to get there, so I have her guide me...as we're approaching, I ask which exit to take. Her response "idk the actual exit name, but i'll let you know when we're getting close" then doesn't say anything until i'm quite literally just passsing it...like damn woman pull it up on maps and fukin guide me! or just generally giving very little info on getting places even when maps are up.

brb "you're gonna get off in a couple exits" uh wtf how about an exit name, number, distance, anything with some more detail pls

[xxAchillesxx]

Literally 3 minutes ago texted my wife "about to leave work and hit the store - what do you want for dinner?"



"Its whatever you think"

To be fair, I'm actually that way in our relationship and it probably drives her crazy. But 99% of the time, I literally don't care in the least what we have for dinner. She's also a very picky eater and I'm not remotely. When I do offer a suggestion, she'll hesitate and be like "meh", so then I'm like, "Why'd you even fukking ask me then?? Make whatever you want and we're good."

For other pet peeves though, I'd say she doesn't give all of the info (or any sometimes) like others have mentioned. "Want to go to my parents for dinner? We don't have to stay long this time I promise, an hour tops". Brb gone for 4 hours. She also is very busy at work, but she's HORRIBLE at texting back. As in, I'll text her in the morning, and then she'll text me back at 4:30pm. I'm like, that's great, but I could've used that info 8 fukking hours ago. And you have an Apple Watch so I know you saw my damn text. Also that she has a penis.

[Droopdx]

Thanks brahs. Glad I’m not the only one with some struggles.

My gf is 23, so I’m trying to get rid of some of her habits before it’s too late. I remember how stupid and immature I was at 23, so I’m not one to judge. At lease she has a degree, goes to work, and treats me well (except when she drinks) lol

[TBO1313]

"But you knoooooooooow I don't like thaaaaaaat!!!"

My wife has a drawl too so it actually sounds exactly like that.

I just don't get it. I like fried chicken, eggs, steak and sketti. If those were the only 4 things I ate for the rest of my life I'd be fine with it cause I like them. My wife's taste buds seem to change daily and I'm somehow supposed to keep track of this

[Criollo]

the most annoying thig is i will ask her a question and she wont answer so i say huh? to get her to respond and she answers the question. So you for sure heard me because i didnt repeat myself u just decided not to answer my question. drives me fukin crazy.

[stevebec]

1. Finishes the roll of toilet paper but doesn't replace it.
2. Doesn't check before she sits down and then ends up cracking the door yelling for someone to bring her some TP.

[soaponarope1]

Literally 3 minutes ago texted my wife "about to leave work and hit the store - what do you want for dinner?"



"Its whatever you think"

Sounds like pizza, a case of beer and a 6 pack of wine coolers for her.

[Beararms]

I dont have the time in the day to list everything, kinda srs

On a serious note.

1. Talks to much sometimes. Will see me focused doing something or watching something and will interrupt me in the middle and talk for 10+ minutes. Then she gets annoyed when I give her one worded answers or I dont pay attention.

2. Says she enjoys relax time yet will find random stuff to do during the time off to be busy. Shes a workaholic that claims she isnt. I have to tell her to sit down and relax because I get annoyed and sucked into running around with her when I just want to sit and do nothing.

3. Tells me about drama that is going on with other people. I am not that guy and I do not want to get sucked into whatever is going on. Its not my life and none of my business.

4. Gets upset or offended if I dont agree or see things her way.

[Scarrdbutsmartr]

I forgot one - She has to be the number one priority in the entire world at any given moment (demanding attention)

She desperately needs my attention to tell me something when I have a chainsaw running, fixing a car or Im on a business call....and its always something like - "did you know what Becky did"..

Here I am pouring sweat, dirty, tired and just shut off the chain saw to find out what Becky did...I just stare at her dumbfounded the entire time.

[fratharder]

screams during sex... so annoying

2 possibilities - either the sex is so good, in which case control your ****ing vocal cords, or the sex is so bad and you're putting on an act not to not hurt my feelings - in which case, just blow me and let's call it a day.

[(-_-)]

My side of the bathroom looking spotless like a Ritz Carlton 5 star hotel. Her side with countertop full sh-it she never uses, blow dryer and crap all over.

Leaves her clothes all over the bedroom. I make her stay in another bedroom when she works nights. (4 Days a week)

My master bedroom always spotless like a Ritz Carlton.

[knightofday]

Lmaooooooooooo soooo many relatable points ITT cot dayum. After reading all this chit from long time married bruhs, I have ZERO hope of my gf changing her ways on the small things that annoy me hahahaha fukk