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    Anyone have any lulzy company Christmas party stories?

    Mine is Friday. Open bar.
    I’ve heard some co-workers say that they tend to get a little wild. Can’t wait lmao.

    Anyone have any stories?
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    Quite a lot of people end up fondling genitals under the tables. This leads to quick roots in the toilets and eventually banging anywhere. Lol if you think your girlfriend/ wife is not going to swallow loads at the year end party. Srs
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    Had a retirement party for my boss back in the day. He was with the company for 37 years. Everyone called for a speech and he goes with "It's been great working here for so long. When you're at one place for so long you see a lot of changes. I was actually simultaneously responsible for our Christmas party being moved to the Marriott, and for this company building out a Mothers Room. So at the Christmas Party in 199X, we were here in the conference rooms partying. I had too much to drink and went to the kitchen. Inside I saw what I thought was a Tupperware jug of eggnog. I pulled the jug out, grabbed a cup and went back to the party drinking it. I thought it tasted weird, and when I got back to the party with this jug, cup, and a milk mustache, a lady who is no longer here yelled 'BILLY WTH ARE YOU DOING!?' After she told me what I was drinking, I got nauseous, and tried to run to the bathroom, but threw up in the elevator lobby. And that's why the Christmas party is at the Marriott and why we now have a Mothers Room."

    200+ people were just standing there in the conference room, Farewell cake in hand like....

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    Boss (owner of company) got cracked over the skull with a beer bottle while taking a leak. Dude that hit him had been going back and forth talking chit to our company VP. Boss had entire bar tab compensated and ambulance took him off to ER at 2am. Blood everywhere, his wife got cut as well, several beer tables destroyed cause bouncers mogged the aggressor. Pretty wild

    This year the party is at bosses house lmfao. (Of course he's rich)
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