Loved one died? Cremate and turn them into a diamond...

[MisterHotDamn]

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[sword_]

That's actually really cool.

[PongLenis]

or you could be like keith urban and snort it.

[ALSTOFT]

How much does it cost mane?

[Jerok88]

or you could be like keith urban and snort it.

Aware me PongLenis

[tk217]

This sounds awesome.

[PongLenis]

Aware me PongLenis

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/179336...entertainment/

[Faboo]

thats pretty awesome....

brb becoming a family heirloom

[Magnumtripod]

I'd be kinda pissed if I had the diamond set in a ring and it fell out later on

[Pliffy]

in b4 black people are wearing their entire family tree


lol jk

[strunz]

so stupid. so so stupid. i hate when people exploit emotionally unstable people.

"omg this expensive thing is gunna make me feel better here take all my $$"

your loved one has passed on. hold them in your heart. their soul has left their body, that is nothing but their burned up remains. gross if you think about it that way. would much rather throw ashes in ocean or something, then everytime you look at the oceann you are "with" your loved one.

[Ken-O]

so stupid. so so stupid. i hate when people exploit emotionally unstable people.

"omg this expensive thing is gunna make me feel better here take all my $$"

your loved one has passed on. hold them in your heart. their soul has left their body, that is nothing but their burned up remains. gross if you think about it that way. would much rather throw ashes in ocean or something, then everytime you look at the oceann you are "with" your loved one.

cheap ass

[SemperParatus]

Just emailed this to my wife:

When I die, I want you to do this with my body:
http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Cr...Ashes-c39.html


Then put me on a ring and wear me forever, so whenever you get married again you'll feel guilty and ashamed whenever you look at the ring. Whore.

awaiting lulzy response

[Captain Harris]

so stupid. so so stupid. i hate when people exploit emotionally unstable people.

"omg this expensive thing is gunna make me feel better here take all my $$"

your loved one has passed on. hold them in your heart. their soul has left their body, that is nothing but their burned up remains. gross if you think about it that way. would much rather throw ashes in ocean or something, then everytime you look at the oceann you are "with" your loved one.

Well then you can take the ashes and just shove them up your nasty ******* ass.

[_Ishy]

Just emailed this to my wife:




awaiting lulzy response

lmao at "whore"

[jason92]

brb wearing a dead family member on my finger

[Softworn]

My chemistry professor mentioned this.

[mfitty9000]

[TheCoffinDancer]

'If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him'

- drew barrymore.

lots of weirdos in the world...

[tk217]

'If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him'

- drew barrymore.

lots of weirdos in the world...

Pretty sure that was facetious comment.

[maz621]

brb wearing a dead family member on my finger

Me and my siblings made neck chains with these diamonds of our mom

[Fit1NYC]

Reminds me of espers in final fantasy 3

[FlexLex]

But these people arent looking to make a profit from their relatives it is the sentimental worth that makes it motive to do

[brianhorne3]

or you could be like keith urban and snort it.

Pretty sure that was Keith Richards

[sword_]

Reminds me of espers in final fantasy 3

LOL I kinda thought of the same thing.

[SemperParatus]

Just emailed this to my wife:




awaiting lulzy response

she didn't bite like I hoped. She's too used to my antics.


her:

One, who says your going to die first?
Two, did you see the price? They are like 5-6 thousand for half a carrot!

my response:

1. It is my destiny. I will die while protecting you from a lion who escaped a circus we're attending, but not before killing it with a dead clown's shoe (he was trying to (unsuccessfully) White Knight you, in hopes of stealing you from me)
2. I'm not worth being turned into a diamond? Even after sacrificing myself to a lion for you?

edit: her response:

1....you're crazy!
2...of course you are! Just not at $5,000 diamond. Jk!

fail trolling.

[tk217]

Waiting to see wife's response.

Wasn't lulzy at all... /disapoint

[HumptyBrah]

she didn't bite like I hoped. She's too used to my antics.


her:



my response:



edit: her response:





fail trolling.

You fail. Should have responded with [ b]your[ /b]

[fleabass11]

Just emailed this to my wife:




awaiting lulzy response

damn Im jelly..mirin' your cool wife....I get drunk and call my gf a whore and im the worst bf ever!!....

what else can you call a woman but whore, slut, biitch and kunt to get your point across?

[SemperParatus]

damn Im jelly..mirin' your cool wife....I get drunk and call my gf a whore and im the worst bf ever!!....

what else can you call a woman but whore, slut, biitch and kunt to get your point across?

lol. do you say it joking or serious?