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    Just got shot down for being too metrosexual and the girl thought I was gay

    Was at some bar

    I get the girl to leave with me in a cab and she’s like I have exams and I need a quick **** so were at my place and she’s left the cab and I’m paying for it

    I come out of the cab and she literally says to me “I don’t think I can do this, I need a manly man, you’re cute and all but too metrosexual for me”

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    OP, you can turn this around. Check in with a gayness clinic and have them do a scan on you. gayness if caught early on can be treated.
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    Originally Posted by smashedurgfx10 View Post
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    Isnt OP the guy with the leprechaun boots? of course she thought he was gay
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    What I’m reading is you paid for her cab home?
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    So the girl said that OP is a phaggot...
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    i dont blame her bradley
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    Originally Posted by elterrible987 View Post
    Isnt OP the guy with the leprechaun boots? of course she thought he was gay
    No you’re getting confused with Prolapse916

    He made a thread about getting bottomed out by more than 200 dudes ( not all at once obvs)

    But yeah op is also fairly metro I can understand how this happened
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    Originally Posted by r32gojirra View Post
    No you’re getting confused with Prolapse916

    He made a thread about getting bottomed out by more than 200 dudes ( not all at once obvs)

    But yeah op is also fairly metro I can understand how this happened
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    I believe it even if you are trolling I think this is something that could likely happen to you. everyone of your thread is totally gay to the max. like when you are around alpha men or even in their threads you kinda sense their presence but when I go into your threads it's like a queer eye meets gilmore girls vibe. you just don't give off a manly presence. you talk too much about pretentious shiet that women would be interested in, men like some material shiet like motorcycles, fishing lures, pussies, beers, wildlife, adrenaline filled activities, getting our chill on, fixing/building stuff, learning stuff that can be applied to day to day life (utilitarian stuff), maybe even outerspace stuff and ghosts and stuff like that sometimes. other nice stuff like an island for your apartment or little gay shiet knick knacks for your apartment or your new clothes no one really gives a crap chief.. if you like those things cool but real men don't sit around and talk about that stuff. grow some balls sally.
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    Originally Posted by GottaBeReal View Post
    I believe it even if you are trolling I think this is something that could likely happen to you. everyone of your thread is totally gay to the max. like when you are around alpha men or even in their threads you kinda sense their presence but when I go into your threads it's like a queer eye meets gilmore girls vibe. you just don't give off a manly presence. you talk too much about pretentious shiet that women would be interested in, men like some material shiet like motorcycles, fishing lures, pussies, beers, wildlife, adrenaline filled activities, getting our chill on, fixing/building stuff, learning stuff that can be applied to day to day life (utilitarian stuff), maybe even outerspace stuff and ghosts and stuff like that sometimes. other nice stuff like an island for your apartment or little gay shiet knick knacks for your apartment or your new clothes no one really gives a crap chief.. if you like those things cool but real men don't sit around and talk about that stuff. grow some balls sally.

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