FLORIDA is the GOAT state ...ITT we LOL @ ColdCels

[Procta]

back to normal FL weather tmrw after this ColdCel fart blows by


my nips are like diamonds rn

[OT2000]

Lol @ thinking Jacksonville is Fl. Jax is South Jawja. Fl doesn’t start until Orlando.

[OffwhiteBrah]

The iguanas are fallllling!!!!!

[PumkinPie]

Inb4 it's sooooo cold brahs

inb4 OMG i had to wear a cardigan

inb4 FML i had to ditch my flip flops today

inb4 i had to pre-start my car to let it warm up

inb4, inb4,inb4....

Says this guy:

[Procta]

Lol @ thinking Jacksonville is Fl. Jax is South Jawja. Fl doesn’t start until Orlando.

muerdete la lengua

[OT2000]

The iguanas are fallllling!!!!!

Run over those invasive fukers

[DCutch]

Yesterday my GF literally refused to leave the house because it was "too cold". This morning was 36 in Orlando when I walked out the house, so I guess she is going to hide indoors again. She's from Brazil which is hit AF but still, it's not THAT bad out.

[OT2000]

Yesterday my GF literally refused to leave the house because it was "too cold". This morning was 36 in Orlando when I walked out the house, so I guess she is going to hide indoors again. She's from Brazil which is hit AF but still, it's not THAT bad out.

Reps for having a Brazilian gf. Crazy sexy bishes with beautiful asses and loves sex in every way.

[RICHSTRONG]

Lol @ thinking Jacksonville is Fl. Jax is South Jawja. Fl doesn’t start until Orlando.

Jacksonville slogans: "Wave at us when you drive past"
"Gateway to Orlando (and anything else that can be considered better"
"Georgia Lite"
"Need drugs?"

[DCutch]

Reps for having a Brazilian gf. Crazy sexy bishes with beautiful asses and loves sex in every way.

I live near Universal in Orlando, which is chock full of them. Being an American who speaks Portuguese is like shooting fish in a barrel here lol.

[OffwhiteBrah]

I live near Universal in Orlando, which is chock full of them. Being an American who speaks Portuguese is like shooting fish in a barrel here lol.

You out there near Kirkman brah ?

[DCutch]

You out there near Kirkman brah ?

Close to it, I'm on Sand Lake Road.

Kirkman/Metrowest is crazy, not uncommon to hear more Portuguese than you do English. What's funny is a decent chunk of these Brazilians come here to learn English, move to Metrowest and then never learn a word of English.

[solidus2k3]

central florida crew

too colds bruhs

all the htc are covered up

[OT2000]

I live near Universal in Orlando, which is chock full of them. Being an American who speaks Portuguese is like shooting fish in a barrel here lol.

Yup, that area is. I worked at Disney in the late 90’s. They had a college and international program that brought in tons of women from Brazil. What was even better is that I am pretty sure I was one of a small handful of men who were straight that worked there. Made it to easy.

[OT2000]

Jacksonville slogans: "Wave at us when you drive past"
"Gateway to Orlando (and anything else that can be considered better"
"Georgia Lite"
"Need drugs?"

Bwahahahaha

[OffwhiteBrah]

Close to it, I'm on Sand Lake Road.

Kirkman/Metrowest is crazy, not uncommon to hear more Portuguese than you do English. What's funny is a decent chunk of these Brazilians come here to learn English, move to Metrowest and then never learn a word of English.

Reason why most are flocking to Metrowest is the cheaper rents, Orl rents are super crazy right now man. I live out in WinterGarden and have my own house but i know it aint easy with rents in O-town

[DCutch]

Yup, that area is. I worked at Disney in the late 90’s. They had a college and international program that brought in tons of women from Brazil. What was even better is that I am pretty sure I was one of a small handful of men who were straight that worked there. Made it to easy.

Lmao that's awesome, the first Brazilian chick I met here was in the Disney college program and was an absolute bombshell, I'm envious of you. I was actually looking to make some extra cash a while back serving at Disney Springs and would have absolutely killed it there being a blonde hair blue eyed American who can speak Portuguese, but just got lazy and never got around to getting a gig. Looking back had I picked up a job there I probably wouldn't have ever settled down with my current GF, so it's for the best I'm sure lol.

Are you still in Orlando or did you move somewhere else in state?

[DCutch]

Reason why most are flocking to Metrowest is the cheaper rents, Orl rents are super crazy right now man. I live out in WinterGarden and have my own house but i know it aint easy with rents in O-town

You're telling me, my last house was downtown near Lake Eola and it was retarded how much rent was compared to the size of the house I was in. I'm much happier where I'm at now, and surprisingly really like living in the "touristy" part of Orlando. I'm drinking up at Icon 360 (Orlando Eye) at least 3 or 4 nights a week, especially Yard House.

Winter Garden is nice but I work in far East Orlando so that'd be a rough commute for me every day.

Edit: You ever go to Pinotti's in Winter Garden? Go there and get a catupiry pizza, it will change your life.

[OffwhiteBrah]

You're telling me, my last house was downtown near Lake Eola and it was retarded how much rent was compared to the size of the house I was in. I'm much happier where I'm at now, and surprisingly really like living in the "touristy" part of Orlando. I'm drinking up at Icon 360 (Orlando Eye) at least 3 or 4 nights a week, especially Yard House.

Winter Garden is nice but I work in far East Orlando so that'd be a rough commute for me every day.

Edit: You ever go to Pinotti's in Winter Garden? Go there and get a catupiry pizza, it will change your life.

When and if you decide to settle down it's a great little town to raise a family, no never heard of that place. Thanks just went on my list

[Potatolifter]

Heard on the news earlier you need to be careful of lizards falling from trees in Florida due to the cold. Lols.

[RICHSTRONG]

Man stabs, kills pro-Trump boss, drapes American flag over him, deputies say

ORLANDO, Fla. – A construction worker with anti-government beliefs is accused of fatally stabbing his boss, who was a “proud and outspoken American and pro-Donald Trump,” according to an Orange County sheriff’s arrest affidavit.

Mason Trever Toney, 28, was arrested Monday on murder charges in the death of his boss, William Knight, 28.

The fatal stabbing was reported at 10:45 a.m. at a construction site at Exit 254 of Florida’s Turnpike near State Road 528.

[READ: Suspected ‘Pillowcase Rapist’ arrested in Florida | All Florida Lucky’s to close | What is the coronavirus?]

According to the arrest affidavit, a 911 caller reported that his coworker, identified as Toney, stabbed and killed their boss.

Fkn Orlando Tradies!

[Procta]

Man stabs, kills pro-Trump boss, drapes American flag over him, deputies say

ORLANDO, Fla. – A construction worker with anti-government beliefs is accused of fatally stabbing his boss, who was a “proud and outspoken American and pro-Donald Trump,” according to an Orange County sheriff’s arrest affidavit.

Mason Trever Toney, 28, was arrested Monday on murder charges in the death of his boss, William Knight, 28.

The fatal stabbing was reported at 10:45 a.m. at a construction site at Exit 254 of Florida’s Turnpike near State Road 528.

[READ: Suspected ‘Pillowcase Rapist’ arrested in Florida | All Florida Lucky’s to close | What is the coronavirus?]

According to the arrest affidavit, a 911 caller reported that his coworker, identified as Toney, stabbed and killed their boss.

Fkn Orlando Tradies!

damn all of Lucky's are closing...they had some good bacon and sausages

[DCutch]

brb reading nothing of this thread but still coming in to LOL at retards that live in a place where crocodiles come out of their toilet and occasionally risk having their house blow away.

LOL

All acceptable risks to living in the GOAT state.

[Procta]

https://twitter.com/wjxt4/status/1220008115061624834

https://www.news4jax.com/news/weird-...florida-trees/


them boys down south are eating good with these easy pickings

[Procta]

Think about the sea cows

https://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando/...k-to-stay-warm

[OffwhiteBrah]

Just lol if you don't have billionaires wanting to live in your state next to the goat president, goat state confirmed . The numbers don't lie

https://www.businessinsider.com/mans...res-row-2019-2

[Procta]

we back to normal FL weather




Tacos, anyone? Iguanas are falling from trees, and people are selling the meat online
https://www.miamiherald.com/miami-co...239520633.html

[PumkinPie]

we back to normal FL weather

Tacos, anyone? Iguanas are falling from trees, and people are selling the meat online
https://www.miamiherald.com/miami-co...239520633.html

mmmm lizard tacos

[cjmadscientist]

Boston crew checking in

23F when I left for work at 6:45


felt like a heatwave compared to the last three days




this is a sad life

[AltarOfPlagues]

i think whenever this wife divorces me and my kids go to college im gonna relocate to sarasota. avg temp in jan is 71 deg. love tampa too i got super drunk at armature works north of town and ate a bunch of bbq and was like this is ok.