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    Infatuation period can be such a double edge sword.

    Even as a middle age professional, I can't help but check my phone constantly. Wondering why she has not responded. When there is a response, I wonder why it wasn't a longer response or a double text. I leave it on read for hours hoping to get another notice.

    The attention is more gratifying than sex.

    Honestly, I feel like a young man again. All sprung.

    But then I realize i'm middle age, not in HS. I've got chit to do and being distracted like this is unbearable.
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    Originally Posted by stardewvalley View Post
    Infatuation period can be such a double edge sword.

    Even as a middle age professional, I can't help but check my phone constantly. Wondering why she has not responded. When there is a response, I wonder why it wasn't a longer response or a double text. I leave it on read for hours hoping to get another notice.

    The attention is more gratifying than sex.

    Honestly, I feel like a young man again. All sprung.

    But then I realize i'm middle age, not in HS. I've got chit to do and being distracted like this is unbearable.
    The attention is better than sex?! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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    Originally Posted by roko79 View Post
    Sheโ€™s getting plowed in the storage room at work while you wait for double texts boyo
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    Originally Posted by MuzzieChik786 View Post
    Your username made me think you're a girl. Did you pick a girl username on purpose? Just curious.
    names are non binary
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    Ya I remember the first time I got laid

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    Youโ€™re all miserable feckers

    I for one am jealous of the infatuation phase, I will never experience that again and it is a unique kind of exhilarating

    You enjoy the portent and ignore these bastards who are all pretending theyโ€™re so damn cool and disconnected
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    Originally Posted by Rabbitjb View Post
    Youโ€™re all miserable feckers

    I for one am jealous of the infatuation phase, I will never experience that again and it is a unique kind of exhilarating

    You enjoy the portent and ignore these bastards who are all pretending theyโ€™re so damn cool and disconnected
    you can still have your infatuated phase, it just won't be mutual
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    Originally Posted by stardewvalley View Post
    you can still have your infatuated phase, it just won't be mutual
    Nope

    Infatuation takes feelings and action and anticipation
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    Nope

    Infatuation takes feelings and action and anticipation
    i meant you can be infatuated with someone else but they won't return the feeling because you're old and raggedy
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    Originally Posted by stardewvalley View Post
    i meant you can be infatuated with someone else but they won't return the feeling because you're old and raggedy
    LOL

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    we haven't had sex


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    yikes. You aren't gonna make it
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    i feel like "double edged sword" is a shiity idiom.
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    Infatuation period can be such a double edge sword.

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