My wife and I are swingers. AMA

[jay283]

You can't do anything for herpes if there are open sores other than a condom. We wouldn't do that with anyone that has sores. Condom or not. Oral STDs are much harder to come by. We get checked regardless. It wouldn't impact our career. We may have to care for people with **** worse than a normal STD.

In regards to relatives I just rather seperate that part of our life. Atleast for now. Kind of like we think it would be weird to do stuff with regular life friends

Herpes can be transmitted without sores. It can transmitted if there are just bumps and there is a period where there are no symptoms during which herpes can be transmitted. What about crabs and warts? You get checked every 3 months but isn't that not often enough? It only takes days to get infected with most stds.

Do you know the status of the persons you swing with or do you rely on their word that they are std free? What protective measures do you have in place for stds that condoms alone do not prevent? What about other diseases that can be transmitted through sex e.g. ebola (extreme example), do swingers prepare for those things as well?

Do you know whether others you swing with get tested every 3 months or at least every 6 months?

If you got a lifelong std, it would not affect you career? Even for hiv, herpes and hpv? I wasn't aware of that but it seems strange. Aren't there any separate things nurses with lifelong stds have to do examples paperwork or procedures or strict medical stuff they have to adhere to?

In terms of cumshots is the eye avoided? I ask this because some stds can affect the eye, if infected fluid makes contact.

[smashedurgfx10]

Obligatory cuck negs

[LiftBigEatBig]

OP,

Thanks for being so honest and transparent.

I have to ask - do you let other dude's cum in your wife's mouth?

[Bassackwards]

does your wife decide who to hook up with, when and where or do you have the final answer? do you get to decide which couples you guys hook up with because you like the chick or is it more or less what she wants? has she ever took one for the team?

does she have any fetishes?

has she been with black, latino, asian, etc?

[DatMurse]

Herpes can be transmitted without sores. It can transmitted if there are just bumps and there is a period where there are no symptoms during which herpes can be transmitted. What about crabs and warts? You get checked every 3 months but isn't that not often enough? It only takes days to get infected with most stds.

Do you know the status of the persons you swing with or do you rely on their word that they are std free? What protective measures do you have in place for stds that condoms alone do not prevent? What about other diseases that can be transmitted through sex e.g. ebola (extreme example), do swingers prepare for those things as well?

Do you know whether others you swing with get tested every 3 months or at least every 6 months?

If you got a lifelong std, it would not affect you career? Even for hiv, herpes and hpv? I wasn't aware of that but it seems strange. Aren't there any separate things nurses with lifelong stds have to do examples paperwork or procedures or strict medical stuff they have to adhere to?

In terms of cumshots is the eye avoided? I ask this because some stds can affect the eye, if infected fluid makes contact.

The long term diseases are irrelevant. I have never bled on anyone. we also wear protection. If they are couples we try to get a gauge on how they are. You don't sleep with some crack head whore you met at a bar. Nor do you ask for their last STD check. You size them up. Obviously there are risks

Hpv and HIV are the last of the diseases I worry about at work...

Oral transmission is still difficult. I am gonna make this response short

It's a risk that we take. We size them up and can get an idea about what kind of person they are. We get checked every 3 months which I believe standard may be 6 but we alternate. Every 3 months one of us gets checked

[DatMurse]

OP,

Thanks for being so honest and transparent.

I have to ask - do you let other dude's cum in your wife's mouth?

Depends on the guy tbh

does your wife decide who to hook up with, when and where or do you have the final answer? do you get to decide which couples you guys hook up with because you like the chick or is it more or less what she wants? has she ever took one for the team?

does she have any fetishes?

has she been with black, latino, asian, etc?

We decide as a team for couples. There is a couple where the girl is cute but my wife hates his teeth. I don't think he is horrible looking.

Now there is a couple where the wife is 5/10 and the guy is 2/10 but she doesn't mind hooking up with him because they are nice people. Which kind of horrifies me


She likes being pinned down. Choked, deep throated. Treated like a slut. Spanked. We also do electrical play

That's her fetish

[Jessejame5]

The long term diseases are irrelevant. I have never bled on anyone. we also wear protection. If they are couples we try to get a gauge on how they are. You don't sleep with some crack head whore you met at a bar. Nor do you ask for their last STD check. You size them up. Obviously there are risks

Hpv and HIV are the last of the diseases I worry about at work...

Oral transmission is still difficult. I am gonna make this response short

It's a risk that we take. We size them up and can get an idea about what kind of person they are. We get checked every 3 months which I believe standard may be 6 but we alternate. Every 3 months one of us gets checked

Hol' up

Are you saying y'all are wearing condoms every time, the whole time?

[jay283]

The long term diseases are irrelevant. I have never bled on anyone. we also wear protection. If they are couples we try to get a gauge on how they are. You don't sleep with some crack head whore you met at a bar. Nor do you ask for their last STD check. You size them up. Obviously there are risks

Hpv and HIV are the last of the diseases I worry about at work...

Oral transmission is still difficult. I am gonna make this response short

It's a risk that we take. We size them up and can get an idea about what kind of person they are. We get checked every 3 months which I believe standard may be 6 but we alternate. Every 3 months one of us gets checked

Sizing them up is no way of telling for sure if they're clean. If you did get a lifelong std would you continue swinging?

Also are you comfortable sleeping with someone with a lifelong std who is taking their meds regularly?

And is swinging in your opinion worth the risk of contracting an incurable std?

[DatMurse]

Sizing them up is no way of telling for sure if they're clean. If you did get a lifelong std would you continue swinging?

Also are you comfortable sleeping with someone with a lifelong std who is taking their meds regularly?

And is swinging in your opinion worth the risk of contracting an incurable std?

If we do stuff with people that get tested regularly we aren't too concerned. Sizing then up can help you get an idea of what kind of person they are and if they tell the truth about getting tested regularly.

I wouldn't do anything with anyone with a positive HIV test or confirmed hsv.

We do things to minimize risks.

Even with my job I take risks of obtaining leukemia due to chemical exposure.

[jay283]

If we do stuff with people that get tested regularly we aren't too concerned. Sizing then up can help you get an idea of what kind of person they are and if they tell the truth about getting tested regularly.

I wouldn't do anything with anyone with a positive HIV test or confirmed hsv.

We do things to minimize risks.

Even with my job I take risks of obtaining leukemia due to chemical exposure.

There's a phrase that goes, you're only lucky until you're unlucky. What happens if you two contract an incurable std?

[Bassackwards]

how many dudes ran a train on the wife? did the other chicks get a train ran on them to?

your wife get everyhole plugged at once?

is she into getting double vag? double angus?

does she swallow in the GBs or does she only do that to her favorites?

[DatMurse]

There's a phrase that goes, you're only lucky until you're unlucky. What happens if you two contract an incurable std?

clearly we would go to a doctor.
If you want a dialogue we can have one but I'm not going to keep going back and forth with you on here

[Bassackwards]

how awkward is it after the gang bang? i mean..... everybody nuts, wife's face is creamed and glazed like a krispy kreme donut, do you tell everyone to gtfo? or do they bust and then they get their senses back and go home? do you all spoon each other? everyone taking pics and selfies of the mess they made? all the dudes smoking and drinking onthe patio, getting recharged for round 2 while the wives rest/get rehydrated?

what kind of drama happened during/afterwards? any meltdowns?

i was stationed with a dude who was the token bull at some of the san diego swinger clubs years and gang bang parties. he used to tell us some of the stories..... wonder if it was common

[Devils]

So a nurse engaging in very risky sexual behavior sizes people up verbally on whether or not they have HIV. Makes perfect sense.

I thought this was gross when I first read it yesterday or whenever, now it just pisses me off that you are so cavalier with the health of you and your patients. And you are a nurse.

confirmed troll thread! ToastinG!

[DatMurse]

So a nurse engaging in very risky sexual behavior sizes people up verbally on whether or not they have HIV. Makes perfect sense.

I thought this was gross when I first read it yesterday or whenever, now it just pisses me off that you are so cavalier with the health of you and your patients. And you are a nurse.

What the hell does that have to do with my patients? Are you an idiot?

You are misunderstanding my statement or I misphrased it. People we do stuff get tested regularly

You don't get HIV from breathing the same air *******

[DatMurse]

And HIV results show up how long from date of transmission? Are you serious? Did you go to the university of Phoenix for nursing school?

You could be infecting partners and have no clue and vice versa. You know that right? Also the odds are not zero that you could give a patient aids if you have an accident with a needle. They may be minuscule, but not zero.

I have never had an accidental needle stick. and even if I did stick myself. I wouldnt stick the patient with it.

You clearly odnt understand the difference between aids and HIV.

you make it sound like I will get HIV, then happen to stick the patient inbetween then and me getting tested. stop trying to justify your dumb comment.

[BetaAsPhuck]

So a nurse engaging in very risky sexual behavior sizes people up verbally on whether or not they have HIV. Makes perfect sense.

I thought this was gross when I first read it yesterday or whenever, now it just pisses me off that you are so cavalier with the health of you and your patients. And you are a nurse.

Another reason why that lifestyle is degeneracy.

[BetaAsPhuck]

What the hell does that have to do with my patients? Are you an idiot?

You are misunderstanding my statement or I misphrased it. People we do stuff get tested regularly

How regularly do they get tested for STD's?

Have you seen their paperwork, like they do for pornstars? (I.e. they make them show their test paperwork before shoots, and even then they have had groups people infected with syphillis and HIV from time to time.

[RealAesthetic]

Can I fuk ur wife brah

[arod204]

OP let's dudes cum in his wife's mouth and on her face. OP is pathetic and sad. Hey bro, just dont get married if you want to bang random 4/10 whales.

[DesiredUserphag]

Looks like this thread didn't go quite how OP planned lewl. inb4 detectived

[lightsarefallin]

[PenorBrahNoHomo]

Gotta know that your wife loves you more than just sex. I love spending time with my wife. After sex is all over, do you still wanna be with your SO? Thats the thing. I Do.

That's nice that you want to be around your wife after she's been spitroasted, dp'ed, deepthroated and smacked around by multiple men, a sure sign of a strong, healthy relationship.

[RayBoccini]

Looks like this thread didn't go quite how OP planned lewl. inb4 detectived

No way that's his real pic. You'd have to be very foolish or have no self awareness to announce to the world you are a literal cuck with that. Would reject the treatment if was patient/10

[Silencespeaks]

Looks like this thread didn't go quite how OP planned lewl. inb4 detectived

Well I think on some level it did. I suspect he has subconscious doubts and shame and regret but he is still unable and unwilling to admit that to himself.

This thread is the first step out because it externalizes those repressed negative emotions by the comments and criticism from other people. It’s a small opening for him to come out of denial.

Op not sure if you’re ready yet but I think eventually you will come out of denial. When that happens a flood of negative emotions will overwhelm you.

But if you get through that you’ll get the reward of truth and clarity and honesty with yourself. And then you can end this sham marriage and make amends with yourself emotionally and after healing eventually with time you can move on to a healthy new relationship.

[tonybalogney]

Absolutely disgusting degeneracy

You're a cuck and your wife is a raging whore

SAD

[ezmac31]

Well I think on some level it did. I suspect he has subconscious doubts and shame and regret but he is still unable and unwilling to admit that to himself.

This thread is the first step out because it externalizes those repressed negative emotions by the comments and criticism from other people. It’s a small opening for him to come out of denial.

Op not sure if you’re ready yet but I think eventually you will come out of denial. When that happens a flood of negative emotions will overwhelm you.

But if you get through that you’ll get the reward of truth and clarity and honesty with yourself. And then you can end this sham marriage and make amends with yourself emotionally and after healing eventually with time you can move on to a healthy new relationship.

what credentials do you possess to provide relationship advice? Wasn’t this an AMA, not tell me anything?

[John$Galt]

Family, kids? Nah we'll swing instead and just buy lots of sht with all our money. The establishment LOVES you.

state of piss earth 2019.

[arod204]

Edit: Does classifying you as a swinger change your personality? Like does calling yourself a baseball player change your personality?

I didnt say she is an extrovert. She is still an introvert. She is just better at adapting to the environment. It has actually helped her interact with patients and what not.

OP compares playing a recreational sport/hobby to your soulmate/life partner taking cum shots on the face and swallowing random guys loads.

OP also says his wife taking multiple dinks is good because it makes her better at her job!

Cope levels are off the chart. If you dont understand how cuck/pathetic/delusional this comes off as idk what to say. You're going to have a mental breakdown when she catches feels and leaves you and you realize it was all your doing.

You're a cuck deep down though. You know it, your wife knows it, and now a message board full of strangers know it. To each their own.

[mujie]

People like OP usually have a Masochistic personality which stems from childhood abuse. Basically take pleasure in their own pain to a big degree.

If his wife fukked someone behind his back, he'd be pissed for like half a second then kiss her slut mouth and makeup. Because deep down it hurts him but it makes him feel good at the same time