If this isn't a conspiracy - What is?

[OldFartTom]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49898709
Man gored by bison sees date undergo same fate months later.
They're after him that's for sure.

First it was Llamas, now Bison are evil. I blame the environmentalists for being soft and spoiling them.

[ElrondHubbard]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49898709
Man gored by bison sees date undergo same fate months later.
They're after him that's for sure.

First it was Llamas, now Bison are evil. I blame the environmentalists for being soft and spoiling them.

Well at least you aren’t blaming the camels.

[spradish]

It's like those two are made for each other. I hope if they decide to marry, they buffalope.

[Plateauplower]

Insanity - doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome. I think I'd opt to watch the sunset somewhere without bison if I had been previously gored. I saw a lot of idiots when we visited Yellowstone, they aren't cows dummies and its not a petting zoo.

[Desparado]

I guess it's thinning of the herd. Idiots gonna be idiots. I heard this on the news today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmUd1Z9voCU

[OldFartTom]

It's like those two are made for each other. I hope if they decide to marry, they buffalope.

Ah ok.. the thread is going down that route is it?

What did the Daddy buffalo say when his boy left home
"bison"

Insanity - doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome. I think I'd opt to watch the sunset somewhere without bison if I had been previously gored. I saw a lot of idiots when we visited Yellowstone, they aren't cows dummies and its not a petting zoo.

Not at all, seems the guy learnt a lesson, he's moved on to getting girlfriend ( maybe friends and family soon) gored by wild animals. So who's the stupid one? When he said "come, let me take you for a walk where I got gored recently" and she said "yeah, that sounds lovely, let's go there ". I mean is it just me or did she made a bad decision with that one too?