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09-27-2019, 11:55 AM #61
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09-27-2019, 11:57 AM #62
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09-27-2019, 12:02 PM #63
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09-27-2019, 12:04 PM #64
A week ago was also the first time I heard bio break at a job interview. I thought it was just their way of having fun and attaching biology to it since I work in a research lab. Now IM disappointed to learn it’s just corporate jargon. Makes sense it was in the Bay Area as well
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09-27-2019, 12:04 PM #65
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09-27-2019, 12:05 PM #66
All of it, every last bit of having to word what you say to not offend, or sound aggressive, and cover your ass at the same time. Its all fuked.
Ive spend the last 4 years learning how to speak to clients and not make them mad while not being a push over.
The only thing Ive really learned is I want nothing to do with any of this. Everyone has their head up their own ass and the money is not worth dealing with this convoluted crap. I just want to go back to doing actual design work and leave the corporate political crap to someone else.
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09-27-2019, 12:08 PM #67
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09-27-2019, 12:08 PM #68
- just so we're on the same page (your dumbass wasn't paying attention so let me repeat myself)
- hit the ground running (hurry the fk up)
- looping in [enter name] (adding the people who need to be in this email because your dumbass forgot)
- just a heads up (for your fkn information, moron)- Rep "super stupid jeans" pics on sight
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09-27-2019, 12:11 PM #69
Know a guy who used ASAP in email every time he wanted something. The idea was by expressing urgency it made it seem that the team he requested help from would be less inclined to help in even what's considered a timely fashion, unless he specifically stated "ASAP". Toxic culture.
Eventually, people catch on that you really don't need things "ASAP" (i.e., the customer isn't really going to walk if you don't get them something within ten minutes). In my case, quite often if it WAS sent within a very short time period, it just sat in this guy's inbox until he was ready to send it to the client, whenever that was. So we started calling BS on him and their entire department about the threat and urgency.
My best to you,
DropTheBSAdvocate for the Extinction of Starfish as a Species
You should move to a small town, where the rule of law still exists. You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now.
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09-27-2019, 12:12 PM #70
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09-27-2019, 12:12 PM #71
"Let me know if you have any questions..."
75% of the time that means "Please don't bother me with any questions..."
Also anything that comes from a technical recruiters mouth. I've ran into 2 that aren't a complete joke."...Voidmayne...Creepin' up on ya..."
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09-27-2019, 12:24 PM #72
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My fiancé works in creative so it’s even more bull**** in her field.
“We need to hire an HTML rock star!”
“We need a .Net Ninja”
Just post you need an indian comp sci guy on w2 for 60 dollars an hour, ffsIf you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary
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09-27-2019, 12:25 PM #73
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09-27-2019, 12:50 PM #74
Here are two more empty corporate activities...
"Replying All" for a message warranting no reply, and its corollary: the obligation to wish someone a "Happy Birthday" "Congratulations" or "Great job" in a massive circle jerk chat channel/group chat/email thread. I'm usually all for spreading positivity around the office and a birthday wish is a benign enough measure to do that, but holy chit, 85 happy birthday's in a row and responding just so you aren't singled out as the "negative" one or "not a team player".Advocate for the Extinction of Starfish as a Species
You should move to a small town, where the rule of law still exists. You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now.
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09-27-2019, 12:55 PM #75
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09-27-2019, 01:00 PM #76
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09-27-2019, 01:35 PM #81
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My company has a complete boner for the phrase "High-level" and I roll my eyes every time I hear it.
"Today's presentation is going to showcase a HIGH-LEVEL overview of blah blah blah..."
Look nothing about what you're saying is complex or "high-level" as you like to say. Just present your **** and gtfo.
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09-27-2019, 01:43 PM #82
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