mind so full of ****. seriously wtf. feel like puking.
had sex with hooker (yes raw) for the first time exactly 22 days ago. then again a week after that. she said she was on depo and was due for her shot again soon.
she messaged me saying her breasts were sore
the day after that she took pregnancy test and said it was positive
she does not know my real name yet but knows my cell
since we last had sex she's been with 3 other dudes
feel like my life is crumbling.
im willing to flee the country and live elsewhere if this bitch goes through with it. I plan to spend exactly $0 on this ****ing nonsense
what the **** lol
no pictures for now. ill post that **** later on if it turns out she is bull****ting or it's not my kid.
she has to go to the doctor and confirm everything
wtf do I do?
planned parenthood apparently gives just a pill for abortion if it's up to 10 weeks and we're well within that window. I just have to convince her to do that ****
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09-20-2019, 07:45 AM #1Misc King
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hooker claims to be pregnant from me (srs)..she is leaning towards keeping it..
you come at the king, you best not miss
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09-20-2019, 07:49 AM #2Trolling the trolls.....
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Hope your trolling homie.
But if not, haha nelson.gifBlack with a Small Hat
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Jogging and Mogging
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09-20-2019, 07:50 AM #3Never accept defeat!
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prostitute...raw...believing what she says...
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09-20-2019, 07:52 AM #4
TheBateman
Misc King
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Things that happened:
not this
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09-20-2019, 07:53 AM #5Oh, i like that
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LMAO a total misc move. Rawdog crew punching the air right now.
This fool's running a Honda 2000
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09-20-2019, 07:54 AM #6Works fine though
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Hey yo bitch - let's do some MMA training lolol
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09-20-2019, 07:55 AM #7Registered User
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hahahahha
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09-20-2019, 07:57 AM #8yerrrrrrrr meh?
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bateman dont play no gaaaaaames
when he's in that thaaaaangggdo not read my posts and weep, i am not there i do not sleep
i am the thousand greens that rep, i am the ban bet dutifully kept
of memes and trolls in toasted breads, i am not there, i am not dead.
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09-20-2019, 07:58 AM #9Registered User
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She's obviously a candidate for motherhood getting rawdogged by 4 dudes in two weeks.Originally Posted by TheBateman
Don't really see why you're complaining. It's all about perspective.445/340/545
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09-20-2019, 08:03 AM #10Registered User
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I so wish this wasn’t a troll thread
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09-20-2019, 08:05 AM #11Registered User
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Set a deal up with planned parenthood. They pay big $$ for baby parts.
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09-20-2019, 08:06 AM #12IG Taurus46ott
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Shes a hooker; pregnancy is probably the least of your worries
For example you may be at risk for:
Herpes
Chlamydia
Crabs
Just to name a few...47 year old guy; 5'5"
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09-20-2019, 08:08 AM #13Tiptoe Through the Tulips
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Came out of the wood works to post this? Old timer. Bro just change your number.
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09-20-2019, 08:09 AM #14Misc King
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not trolling
honestly I dont understand. this bitch just says stupid **** like "nobody is ready for parenthood"
WHAT THE ****
she said she would just tell her parents she got pregnant from a guy she dated short term.
I am halfway tempted to just message her mom and tell her the situation to convince her to abort
what the ****you come at the king, you best not miss
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09-20-2019, 08:10 AM #15Registered User
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Hope she at least doesn't have ass hairs
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09-20-2019, 08:12 AM #16
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Don't sweat it until you see paternity test results.
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09-20-2019, 08:12 AM #176'0" 200
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I suggest Patrick as his name
I'm just a white guy from the future, I'm completely out of touch
This machine is obsolete
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09-20-2019, 08:13 AM #18Misc King
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I know but the solution seems so simple at this point. this bitch just has to take 2 pills and I have no idea why she is considering any other alternativeOriginally Posted by Brozef
you come at the king, you best not miss
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09-20-2019, 08:14 AM #19Registered User
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OP took his trolling out of retirement I see
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09-20-2019, 08:15 AM #20
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She will probably change her mind and abort.Originally Posted by TheBateman
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09-20-2019, 08:17 AM #21Registered User
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Holy chit is this the bateman from way back in the day, misc should feel honored to have such a legend back.
Also have this discussion with her near a flight of stairs.Height/Weight: Undisclosed to prevent possible triggering.
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09-20-2019, 08:18 AM #22Registered User
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What on earth possesses you guys to rawdog women that you arent married or committed too? Is that 5 seconds of feeling good worth the anxiety and possibly 18 years of paying child support and dealing with the woman worth it?
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09-20-2019, 08:19 AM #23BEATINGU
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What will cost more 18 years of child support or aids medicine?
But you goofed.. Never use your real cell phone.Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
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09-20-2019, 08:21 AM #24Registered User
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Well have you told her to do that yet?Originally Posted by TheBateman
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09-20-2019, 08:23 AM #25yerrrrrrrr meh?
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send her the ben folds five abortion song and tell her it reminded you of her, srs
do not read my posts and weep, i am not there i do not sleep
i am the thousand greens that rep, i am the ban bet dutifully kept
of memes and trolls in toasted breads, i am not there, i am not dead.
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09-20-2019, 08:24 AM #26Misc King
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yes. she says she's not killing what she createdOriginally Posted by shmobin
you come at the king, you best not miss
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09-20-2019, 08:25 AM #27الحمد لله رب العالمين
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stopped there....wtf OPOriginally Posted by TheBateman
this is why i am a virgin loser ayyyyylmao
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09-20-2019, 08:25 AM #28Registered User
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Lol
Neverrawdogunlessherparentsarerichcrew
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09-20-2019, 08:30 AM #29Tiptoe Through the Tulips
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He only has sex with hookers.Originally Posted by miscerForLulz
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09-20-2019, 08:35 AM #30Registered User
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He use to slay whales on craigslist, but there were always spoon pics for proof. No spoon, no belief.Originally Posted by eXistenceLies
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