**Official 2019/20 NHL Season Thread*** (*******s Welcome)

[compan]

Official 2019/20 NHL Regular Season Thread

Welcome to the 2019/20 NHL Regular Season Thread: We Trump Now where hockey is sometimes discussed, politics are always discussed, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter

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NOTABLE EVENTS

The Hockey World watches for Benn extension


The GOAT is Traded to Arizona. Yotes now favorites to win the cup.


Marner still not re-signed. Toronto fans starting to say he isn't really that good now


Bruins deciding between keeping Backes vs signing McAvoy and Carlo. Sources say they're still undecided


Dylan McIlrath Still Not NHL Player


The NHL Misc Thread Regulars

mgftp: Rags fan, self acclaimed (unverified) alpha man, resident HUT expert and elitist.

pecanman: Rags fan, angry hippie, can be found sucking Glenn Sather's dik

compan: Bruins fan, best looking member in the thread, best OP

tommyboy: Bruins fan, ultra conservative despite liberal handout tendencies.

biggoron: Pens fan, laziest misc poster, no longer biggest MAF fan, possibly Big Foot

kronwall: Sabers/Wings fan, can anyone remember a thing about this guy?

eljew: Hawks fan, weird little kid

claudegiroux: Hawks fan, weird little kid, most potato user name we have seen

msud: Devils fan, hates Rags more than likes devils, weird poverty little kid, finally got drivers license this year. happy sweet 16 msud!

cadetduke: Blues fan, financially potato, used to collect legos until he invented the next great shovel

betabandit: Flyers fan, RN student, second best looking member, non-gender identified life partner to compan

grozzy: wings fan, can anyone remember a thing about this guy?

canklemorris: Kings fan, Quick fan club

turtleking: Angry Nucks fan

jaroctor: longest posting Habs fan. Canadian, definite liberal.

911forty: Yotes fan, Canadian moving around the US riding bikes

huntercwithnumbers: Bruins fan, seems alright

LiftLaughLust: see above, nothing really separates them yet

RThoe: Resident Sharks fan, Conservative.

meep: carries anger for the entire Bruins fanbase. Krug Fan Club founder.

jelqingseason: Resident bandwagon fan, pretty sure banned.

ChaseW: comes back from the dead every year to remind us of his passing. RIP.

thegenerel: once yearly poster, mgftp's arch nemesis

PotatoScout: Resident NHL Scout. Worst at his job, possibly Dylan McIlrath's mom.

amichaelmorris: seems kinda like sweden

VKing: roots for the cancucks and other cleveland teams. why.

CLEAN_SET_OF_BALLS: reminds us every year he is a regular. Likes "MyFreeCams + NHL + R/P"

HughBUpset: offended not on the regulars list.

JPeepee: know nothing about him, just recognize username

eatyourspinach: supplement section migrant. pretty sure devils fan.

EctoCanuck: canadian that doesn't get taken serious in the sports or R&P section.

donttoewsmebro: hawks fan, seems mild mannered.

canadianbacon18: requested to be added to first page

portamoral: jets fan, laine enthusiast.

VarthGayder: Bruins fan. Appears to have made great progress since time in Wayne's World.

some other new people that sometimes post and will be upset in the first couple pages about not being on here.

that "isn't this the NHL thread?" guy that is new and always complains about thread being "off-topic"


The NHL Misc Thread HOF

NikoJan: most controversal & lulziest poster ever, banned due to biggorons *******y. RIP in peace.
ECN: somewhere making videos in his grandmothers kitchen wearing a Bruins mask. RIP in peace.
scrillavanilla, formerly known as Ganjamane: Leafs fan, homer for all things Leafs, CAT cell phone crew. Left the misc to pursue his rap career in Canada.


As we start any new thread, we bow our heads

Our Father, Who fart in heaven
Kessel be Thy Name;
Thigh kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is on ice.
Give us this day our daily hot dogs,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass our borders;
and lead us fully into temptation,
but deliver us from Leaf fans. Amen.

[amikaelmorris]

papa kessel bless

[jamalfudge]

not NHL but strong MVP award at Izhstal Izhevsk (Russia)

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lmfao

Strong everything. I wish we could get KHL feeds in the US. Or maybe we can and I've just been too lazy to search. But I've looked up KHL teams/rosters when bored at work. Didn't realize until recently that teams span all the way to Beijing. Then when you look at the roster and see there's one or two American and/or Canadians on each team. Gotta wonder how often they think "how the hell did I end up here?"

[MSUD5]

going to turn 23 in a month, i remember like it was yesterday when i was posting here as a little 17 year old.

Hughes > Kakko

[cadetduke]

TFW none of the forward RFA's have signed yet though. Tkachuk, just sign. Pleeeease.

Not saying this about Matthew but I heard Keith said that one of his sons will sign a bridge deal and if they aren't paid after that they're signing with the Blues. srs

[biggoron]

God bless Phil Kessel

[GarthVader]

Maybe I can keep up this year.

[compan]

Maybe I can keep up this year.

updated you into regulars

[kcadrenalin]

EctoCanuck: canadian that doesn't get taken serious in the sports or R&P section.

Lulz... reps

[HockeyBacon18]

finally added to the first page



praise be to Kessel

[GarthVader]

updated you into regulars

You really are the best OP.

Edit: you cheeky kunt

[compan]

You really are the best OP.

Edit: you cheeky kunt

it was either that or "Florida man ___________" and we know nothing good ever comes after those two words.

[biggoron]

How is pecan the 2nd listed? Dude hasn’t posted in years

[MSUD5]

marner 10.8m x 6

[VTheKing]

in on first page. please Elias the prophet save this team from itself

[CLEAN_SET_OF_10]

Innnn

[EctoCanuck]

In on first page.

EctoCanuck: canadian that doesn't get taken serious in the sports or R&P section.

Lulz... reps

Edit:Byfuglien has taken a leave of absence from the Jets.We now have 2 NHL caliber dmen and half a dozen AHL bench warmers.Maybe we'll get a good lottery pick.

[cadetduke]

****ing pulled 2 Robert Thomas RPAs out of 2018-19 Upper Deck Premier this week from my case. Put one of them up for auction on ebay. Also pulled a jesperi kotkaniemi, isac lundestrom, mark stone and jimmy vesey lol

Still have 7 boxes.

[Dontoewsmebro]

Innnn


To all the cab drivers out there...I love ya.

[HunterMC6]

In for the 2019/2020 season. Can't wait for the season to start!

[KurtMussell]

Spot reserved for Phil Kessel

[compan]

How is pecan the 2nd listed? Dude hasn’t posted in years

Because I copy and paste YOY OP's and only make small changes.


SOOOOO how does Toronto fit into the cap this year? Does their LTIR cover it until they need to inevitably make a move?

[cadetduke]

portamoral: jets fan, laine enthusiast.

My condolences.

[441Forty]

Damn boys, in for another season

One of my goals for this upcoming year is to watch more hockey and skate more often than a stick time once every couple of months

A man needs to get back to his roots nomsayin

[RThoe]

Let's fuking goooooo

[GarthVader]

Is tonight the first pre-season game?

[Jaroctor]

Resident habs fan checking in crew

[CLEAN_SET_OF_10]

Resident habs fan checking in crew

Gotta admit I’m jelly of Domi and Gally

[JMath]

Let’s go Red Wings?


....ugh. Gonna be a long year.

[AlexNYC7]

Go Rangers!

31st year following them. Give or take a year.

Like what we did this offseason.