***Official Football (Soccer) Thread: All leagues and competitions Part 39***

[Merretto]

Immobile beyond reach now, looks like the Golden boot is going to him. Shame for Lewandowski who only had 5 pens while Immobile had 14.

Juve's starting lineup today has an average age of 30 and really shows, this team needs big changes next year or they'll end up like barca.

[TokenV]

ayyyy Brentford just scored 2-0 against Swansea after 15 minutes

(Championship play-off semi, first leg ended 1-0 in Swansea)

aight, they made it, 3-1 final score

Brentford going to Wembley to face Fulham probably

also: this was their final game at Griffin Park, played there for 116 years (!!)

[ButcherSir]

pretty insane how most of juve squad isnt even good enough to be on the lineup of burnley
sandro berna danilo higuain matuidi ramsey (who i love but is garbage this season) benta all trash
just embarassing
hope ronaldo go to psg next season

[GarthVader]

aight, they made it, 3-1 final score

Brentford going to Wembley to face Fulham probably

also: this was their final game at Griffin Park, played there for 116 years (!!)

cot dayum! That's an old club!

[AJR123456]

pretty insane how most of juve squad isnt even good enough to be on the lineup of burnley
sandro berna danilo higuain matuidi ramsey (who i love but is garbage this season) benta all trash
just embarassing
hope ronaldo go to psg next season

Well unfortunately for Ronaldo, he was one of the worst players on the field today...

Most turnovers/ possession loss on the field -15 (he was stripped of the ball every time he tried to dribble other than 2 lateral dribbles)
Most shots taken - 10
missed another free kick - scored 1 of the last 47
2nd lowest pass completion on Juve.

Without a penalty or an aerial cross he struggles to score. He's scored 19 out of 285 shots this season which is one of the lowest conversion rates of any starting striker in europe's top 5 leagues... 6%

The good news for LukeS1 and TokenV is that he is still the most attractive player on the field.

[TokenV]

The good news for LukeS1 and TokenV is that he is still the most attractive player on the field.

dasitmane

nohomo

[LukeS1]

pretty insane how most of juve squad isnt even good enough to be on the lineup of burnley
sandro berna danilo higuain matuidi ramsey (who i love but is garbage this season) benta all trash
just embarassing
hope ronaldo go to psg next season

Just imagine if CR7 wins the UCL with these scrubs.

It would be the biggest upset since 2004, and arguably more impressive given the draw and who they will face


Not even Frezko, president of the Messi fans with Micropenis's club could deny his greatness

[ButcherSir]

Well unfortunately for Ronaldo, he was one of the worst players on the field today...

Most turnovers/ possession loss on the field -15 (he was stripped of the ball every time he tried to dribble other than 2 lateral dribbles)
Most shots taken - 10
missed another free kick - scored 1 of the last 47
2nd lowest pass completion on Juve.

Without a penalty or an aerial cross he struggles to score. He's scored 19 out of 285 shots this season which is one of the lowest conversion rates of any starting striker in europe's top 5 leagues... 6%

The good news for LukeS1 and TokenV is that he is still the most attractive player on the field.

not sure if srs... lmao. he was the only one trying so ofcourse he kicked alot
yep totally insane at 35 he doesnt dribble 5 players and score hatrick
legit every corner 2 players mark him from behind and infront and those fooking idiots he play with do ZERO movement

Just imagine if CR7 wins the UCL with these scrubs.

It would be the biggest upset since 2004, and arguably more impressive given the draw and who they will face


Not even Frezko, president of the Messi fans with Micropenis's club could deny his greatness

well CL gonna be only 90min per knockout so it will be easier for them to steal it somehow but still i doubt they will even pass lyon
i hope lyon will humilate them and then ronaldo will switch teams

[AJR123456]

not sure if srs... lmao. he was the only one trying so ofcourse he kicked alot
yep totally insane at 35 he doesnt dribble 5 players and score hatrick
legit every corner 2 players mark him from behind and infront and those fooking idiots he play with do ZERO movement

Did you actually watch the game?

Most of his turnovers were bad solo decisions and unprovoked misplaced passes....

Juventus were terrible and no one stood out.

[Brad_Pitt]

Jimenez to United doesn't make sense to me. Tony is finally firing with both Rashford and Mason being able to step into that role.

But they go for an aging striker, albeit a good one?

[CaliSuperSport]

Ayyyyyyyyyy!!!!



https://www.theguardian.com/football...tium-pulls-out

We will literally never be free from this fatass, tight-fisted, bloatlord of an owner!

[LukeS1]

Jimenez to United doesn't make sense to me. Tony is finally firing with both Rashford and Mason being able to step into that role.

But they go for an aging striker, albeit a good one?

It would only be a replacement for Ighalo, but a very expensive one so not worth it at all. Youre right Tony is killing it, probably the best overall number 9 in the prem this season, and Greenwood will be both the 2ST and 2RW when Sancho is in

[LukeS1]

Ayyyyyyyyyy!!!!

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https://www.theguardian.com/football...tium-pulls-out

We will literally never be free from this fatass, tight-fisted, bloatlord of an owner!

Still rather have Mike Cashley than the Glazers, who have sucked out over £1billion in interest and dividends since they came in 2005. Imagine where United would be if that was spent on players

[TokenV]

sometimes youtube recommendation are spot on



lmfao

[Brad_Pitt]

It would only be a replacement for Ighalo, but a very expensive one so not worth it at all. Youre right Tony is killing it, probably the best overall number 9 in the prem this season, and Greenwood will be both the 2ST and 2RW when Sancho is in

Strange career choice for Raul though.

Who are you boyos picking between Fat Frank and Lego hair today?

[CaliSuperSport]

Still rather have Mike Cashley than the Glazers, who have sucked out over £1billion in interest and dividends since they came in 2005. Imagine where United would be if that was spent on players

I guess wasted opportunity can be as bad as no opportunity at all.

Looking forward to another 10 years of mid table mediocrity and buying french talent to sell for profit, followed by no re-investment.

[TokenV]

Fukkin hell. Josip Ilicic went back to slovenia to surprise his wife and found her cheating on him. He won't be playing against PSG (biggest game os his career).

The slooot? a solid 4.3/10

And they have a child together


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even considering retiring, wtf

According To Italian Press, Italian Soccer Star Made Surprise Visit Home To Slovenia To Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man, Is Considering Retiring From Soccer All Together Due To Depression

SLOOT GONNA SLOOT

[MatthewChav]

Harrogate Town have finally made it into Leauge 2 in Enland for the first time ever in 106 years!!

Having a Town like Harrogate in the Leauge is'nt the normal kind of place - it's full of hob kno*s and money - like thing a rich rich suberb of Miami or L.A reaching the main Leauges in America!!

It probably costs £5 for a decent Coffee or Tea there - what with institutions like the World Renowned Betty's Tea Rooms etc. Still as a honoury-ily born guy in God's Own County I wish them all the very very best luck!!

[LukeS1]

Sol Campbell does not deserve to be in any top 5 list

Rio > Sol in every way (Rio kicked him out the England team, had a better career and was just a better player)

In terms of ability at their prime Stamn > Sol Campbell as well

[LukeS1]

Fukkin hell. Josip Ilicic went back to slovenia to surprise his wife and found her cheating on him. He won't be playing against PSG (biggest game os his career).

The slooot? a solid 4.3/10

And they have a child together

We get it, these MEN are more your type: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...hp?t=178770121

The only thing we are confused about is why you are so attracted to Messi over Ronaldo, must be a midget fetish? All I can say is I dont want to ever see your internet history, but please keep the football discussion to those of us that actually base it on their achievements and abilities

[LukeS1]

Juve would have finished outside top 4 if CR7 didn't join them, that team has fallen apart so quickly over recent years.

[engscott]

Sol Campbell does not deserve to be in any top 5 list

Rio > Sol in every way (Rio kicked him out the England team, had a better career and was just a better player)

In terms of ability at their prime Stamn > Sol Campbell as well

Sol was actually so so solid. I think Rio jusyt wasn't picking himself. Staam unfortunately wasn't in the league long enough

[MatthewChav]

Juve would have finished outside top 4 if CR7 didn't join them, that team has fallen apart so quickly over recent years.

Okay Luke-y ma G, hows u??

[TokenV]

who you got for "the richest game" tonight brahs?

[tehgosu]

who you got for "the richest game" tonight brahs?

I was thinking Fulham but then I saw the bookies got Brentford as the favorites, interedersting

[TokenV]

I was thinking Fulham but then I saw the bookies got Brentford as the favorites, interedersting

go Bees!

[MatthewChav]

I was thinking Fulham but then I saw the bookies got Brentford as the favorites, interedersting

I think they prob are - though am slightly suprised tbh

[MatthewChav]

Juve would have finished outside top 4 if CR7 didn't join them, that team has fallen apart so quickly over recent years.

Last time I give u ne Reps Luke-y mate Lol

[TokenV]

go Bees!

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[AJR123456]

Juve would have finished outside top 4 if CR7 didn't join them, that team has fallen apart so quickly over recent years.

Cristiano had 18 goals from open play out of 285 shots, 1 free kick, and 12 penalties. The penalties are hiding the fact that this is quite literally one of his worst ever seasons. Juve was always going to win this league, with or without Ronaldo, if they didn't purchase him, i'm sure they would have found someone else to bang in penalties and tap ins...

As an example... Lukaku (who's not one of the best) scored the same amount of open play goals as ronaldo this year yet he only took 93 shots.

Quagliarella is another example.. He was 36 years old last year and playing on a terrible team, yet he scored 26 goals, 18 of which were from open play. He only took 140 shots, while it took Ronaldo 285 shots to score the same amount of open play goals.

The reason why Juve isn't playing well is because the Juve Board hasn't bought into Sarri's demands, and frankly I'm not convinced with Sarri's quality anyways. This team is going the way of Barcelona, indecisive board who's not sure what to do next.

Also.. Dybala should be on that list.