Blind date: my disappointment was immeasurable

[ErnieMccracken]

Cliffs:
- Friend sets me up with one of her girlfriends
- We start texting holy fukk how is this girl single?
- anti-feminist
- into fitness and yoga
- lucrative career
- no social media accounts
- texts in complete sentences using multi-syllabic words
- "secret desire" is to be ultra submissive to her man

So we agree to meet and I walk in half sprung already and..... zero attraction. Nada. I tried to squint and talk myself into it. FUAAAAAAAARK.

She gave me every sloppy signal in a girl's playbook. Wat do?



She is about 1-2 points lower than her:

[RainingBlood]

damn bro

[Madvillainy]

using multi-syllabic words

oh fuk ya

[alltrapbrah]

- We start texting holy fukk how is this girl single?
- anti-feminist
- into fitness and yoga
- lucrative career
- no social media accounts
- texts in complete sentences using multi-syllabic words
- "secret desire" is to be ultra submissive to her man

You shoulda’ known that she had to be compensating for something...

If it seems too good to be true, it is.

[Ang3l1c]

Neeeext!

[ErnieMccracken]

oh fuk ya

Most responses I get are like, "ya, ok i gues, i dunno, sounds fun, the office lolz"

You shoulda’ known that she had to be compensating for something...

If it seems too good to be true, it is.

I thought I was peppered. I was not peppered. I spotted her, and did a 900 to make 350% sure there was no other gril at the bar it could possibly be.

[deeAvi]

- texts in complete sentences using multi-syllabic words

Who the **** is you? Your whole crew funny style like George and Kramer
See I'm a cannibal rapper, northern Vordul Mega of course I'm greater than this corny flake, got punchlines forming craters
You're in mortal danger, bow down, pray to your Lord and Savior
I ain't even wasted Gloria Gaynor, Georges Lemaitre, Norman Bates or Norman Mailer, Morley Safer, the Foreign Beggars or the real Noriega

[ErnieMccracken]

Who the **** is you? Your whole crew funny style like George and Kramer
See I'm a cannibal rapper, northern Vordul Mega of course I'm greater than this corny flake, got punchlines forming craters
You're in mortal danger, bow down, pray to your Lord and Savior
I ain't even wasted Gloria Gaynor, Georges Lemaitre, Norman Bates or Norman Mailer, Morley Safer, the Foreign Beggars or the real Noriega

Totes unaware, brah

[PowersKenny]

Eernie do I need to summin a mics intervention in your posts? If you want ill get it crackin

[KingKringe]

would bang girl in OP idk about the one you met however.

[infinityplus1]

Did u at least bang out?

[superiorlogic]

How was her body? Just look at that

[Cadet4life]

das it mane

[ErnieMccracken]

Did u at least bang out?

Did not, but I left the door open. I'm sure I could get the job done after a couple brew dogs.

[crupiea]

if its not your thing, just move along.

You clearly did not think that some super model was going to be this woman did you?

Come on big ern, you know better than this. Play the cards you are dealt. maybe do some drinking and she might look a bit better.

[ErnieMccracken]

if its not your thing, just move along.

You clearly did not think that some super model was going to be this woman did you?

Come on big ern, you know better than this. Play the cards you are dealt. maybe do some drinking and she might look a bit better.

Of course I wasn't expecting some 9/10 thottie with a body or anything. My expectations are not unreasonable, son.

[outfoxxed]

Shes submissive right?

Make her submit to the paper bag

[UknowWho11]

[ErnieMccracken]

Shes submissive right?

Make her submit to the paper bag

fukkin lol. I bet I could spin that. I mean, she's going to be in full nelson anal within a few minutes anyway, so she won't object.

[Godfrd824]

The pic of the girl OP posted, that's a 7/10. All women look ugly without makeup.

Here's Mila Kunis without makeup.



From that pic, who would have guessed that Mila Kunis would be voted sexiest woman alive in 2012? No one.

[ErnieMccracken]

The pic of the girl OP posted, that's a 7/10. All women look ugly without makeup.

Here's Mila Kunis without makeup.

From that pic, who would have guessed that Mila Kunis would be voted sexiest woman alive in 2012? No one.

Ok, maybe the pic isn't representative, but you get the idea. This woman is one of the very few I've met who isn't obese, yet somehow still not attractive srs. That's so rare it's hard to find a photo that matches.

[MrPappageorgio]

You were clearly super attracted to this girl's persona, so try to find something redeeming in her physically... like maybe she has a nice ass? I'd require her to bleach that a-hole tho... sucker's probably all dark and wrinkly.

[ErnieMccracken]

You were clearly super attracted to this girl's persona, so try to find something redeeming in her physically... like maybe she has a nice ass? I'd require her to bleach that a-hole tho... sucker's probably all dark and wrinkly.

Yeah, full brazilian and bleached spokes, for sure. I think I'm going to give it a shot. Probably won't work, but yeah she has a 10/10 personality.

[Polaris]

would bang girl in OP idk about the one you met however.

Yeah, I don't think that one looks so bad (especially if you factor in all the positive qualities OP mentioned).

So...curious what the actual girl looked like.

[ErnieMccracken]

Yeah, I don't think that one looks so bad (especially if you factor in all the positive qualities OP mentioned).

So...curious what the actual girl looked like.

Wider face, bigger nose, slightly darker skin tone, frizzy hair

[Silencespeaks]

Blind date as in you didn’t even see a pic of her beforehand?

If so how could you expect anything about her looks? Seems weird to not even request a pic.

And yeah if you’re not attracted to her don’t waste her time. Just don’t ask her out again and if she contacts you tell her it was nice meeting her but you just didn’t feel a connection.

Let her go and don’t hurt her feelings. So she can find someone who does like her.

[Brozef]

Is she out of your league or no?

[ErnieMccracken]

Blind date as in you didn’t even see a pic of her beforehand?

If so how could you expect anything about her looks? Seems weird to not even request a pic.

And yeah if you’re not attracted to her don’t waste her time. Just don’t ask her out again and if she contacts you tell her it was nice meeting her but you just didn’t feel a connection.

Let her go and don’t hurt her feelings. So she can find someone who does like her.

I'll tell her I'm saving myself for you.

[JoshSP1985]

oh fuk ya

Laughed out loud

[garthismad]

Negged show the real picz