Will rep any female who Vacaroo's this and posts....
so i have to sit down in class
-fat as fuk
-hungry as schit
-feminism is my montra
-Sensuality is my inspiration
-seats too small
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "I'm sensuality brah"
-get confident
-try to sit down
-ass barely fits
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin big and beautiful brah"
-teacher says I can sit anytime
-Tryin to Squeeze my rotund ass in small chair
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-Chair crumbles beneath me
-scream "I'm sensuality brah" 4 times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does she keep saying that?"
-boys start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of my snack cooler beside chair
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call me Ms. Piggy
-nickname eventually turns into oinkbrah
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
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07-02-2019, 07:56 AM #1CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Will rep any female who Vacaroo's this and posts....
[size=350]I am Gen X Fukers![/size]
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07-02-2019, 07:59 AM #2Registered User
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They dont need your reps
Bench - 375
Squat- 315x5
Dead 405
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07-02-2019, 08:01 AM #3CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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I'll send dik pics then....that will definitely sweeten the potOriginally Posted by whtcoupe
[size=350]I am Gen X Fukers![/size]
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07-02-2019, 08:01 AM #4ᵏ𝔦Ň∂𝔸 𝐃𝕌Ｍ𝕓 ιĎᛕ 𝕝ØŁ
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u think they're gonna do that when they can just make a 1 word post and get repped instead?
ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ
https://i.imgur.com/YBoymeW.jpg
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07-02-2019, 08:34 AM #5Registered User
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Will Rep also. Lowering bar, tho, opening this up to any feminine male voice or miscers mom.
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07-02-2019, 08:36 AM #6The Dark Lord
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I'll rep too, bring it close to a mod rep
rumpler of stiltskins
"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid I'll survive and have to watch you suffer" - Thy Art Is Murder
"Life will cease so breathe deep" - Lorna Shore
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07-02-2019, 08:38 AM #7Quarantined Finja
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You really wanna hear it with my weird ass accent lol?
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07-02-2019, 08:38 AM #8Registered User
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You just made a lot of white knights drool.Originally Posted by Cass40
Bench - 375
Squat- 315x5
Dead 405
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07-02-2019, 08:40 AM #9redraider86's boy toy
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add my reps too *******s
-♥♥--♥♥--team misc big c support--♥♥--♥♥--
~ Miami Hurricanes ~
☆☆☆Remember TheOchocinco33's Legendary Thread of June 3rd, 2012☆☆☆
♡♡ѾѾѾ Medhead's boo crew ѾѾѾ♡♡
redraider loves me crew
☆☆☆Misc Dad Crew☆☆☆
HTC for life crew
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07-02-2019, 08:41 AM #10Registered User
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What are you South African? cuz if you are... take my money.Originally Posted by Cass40
This could be your moment, your rabbitbj tight tee shirt moment if you wil.
Do it for the misc.
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07-02-2019, 08:43 AM #11Quarantined Finja
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No I dunno how to use vocaroo and my accent is Finnish, nobody will understand a word...Originally Posted by Uhyeahokay
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07-02-2019, 08:46 AM #12The Dark Lord
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damn you sound so mad and stern lolOriginally Posted by redraider86
go make a cupcake and relax or somethingrumpler of stiltskins
"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid I'll survive and have to watch you suffer" - Thy Art Is Murder
"Life will cease so breathe deep" - Lorna Shore
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07-02-2019, 08:47 AM #131,217 ng/dL
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Originally Posted by redraider86
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07-02-2019, 08:50 AM #14Registered User
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Actually did it. Balls of steel on this one.Originally Posted by redraider86
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
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07-02-2019, 08:51 AM #15Registered User
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Originally Posted by redraider86
Outstanding!
Hnnnnnnnnng delivery and voice. Definite big spoon.
Your turn Mika Häkkinen.
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07-02-2019, 08:52 AM #16▇ █ █ ▇ █ █ ▇
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she sounds like ronda rousey but even angrier I got scared half way and actually turned it off.
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07-02-2019, 08:52 AM #17LMAO fukken awesomeOriginally Posted by redraider86
round the world we go
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC
c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
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07-02-2019, 08:54 AM #18redraider86's boy toy
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I love you even more nowOriginally Posted by redraider86
-♥♥--♥♥--team misc big c support--♥♥--♥♥--
~ Miami Hurricanes ~
☆☆☆Remember TheOchocinco33's Legendary Thread of June 3rd, 2012☆☆☆
♡♡ѾѾѾ Medhead's boo crew ѾѾѾ♡♡
redraider loves me crew
☆☆☆Misc Dad Crew☆☆☆
HTC for life crew
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07-02-2019, 08:55 AM #19Registered User
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Originally Posted by redraider86
well done!!!!R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
I am sex yor butt.
Sick Duck Crew.
Stroke crew
Mortal Enema Crew.
Intent to penetrate Crew.
https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Kitchen-Dining-Potholders/zgbs/kitchen/678537011
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07-02-2019, 09:01 AM #20The Dark Lord
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nice voice from the chick with condors on her boobsOriginally Posted by Rabbitjb
rumpler of stiltskins
"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid I'll survive and have to watch you suffer" - Thy Art Is Murder
"Life will cease so breathe deep" - Lorna Shore
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07-02-2019, 09:03 AM #21CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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REPPPPPEEEDDDDDDD!!!!! can i still send a dik pic or nah??Originally Posted by redraider86
[size=350]I am Gen X Fukers![/size]
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07-02-2019, 09:03 AM #22Registered User
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Originally Posted by Rabbitjb
Get a load of this posh lady. On recharge, will return.
"Tryin to Squeeze my rotund ass in small chair"
What a line.
LulzOriginally Posted by IMAGIRL6996
Thats what a red sounds like. Will rep too.
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07-02-2019, 09:06 AM #23CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Whoa..very soothing voice...you should srsly read for audiobooks. REPPPEEDDDDDDDDDOriginally Posted by Rabbitjb
[size=350]I am Gen X Fukers![/size]
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07-02-2019, 09:08 AM #24Registered User
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lol, finally off spread. Your voice sounds kind of like some actress I'm thinking of...maybe Drew Barrymore. Good stuff.Originally Posted by redraider86
Hebrews 12: 1,2
https://peacewithgod.net
Basic Nutrition: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156380183
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07-02-2019, 09:08 AM #25Wanker M8
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Tl:dr
~Alcohol as a PWO crew~
~Farts at work crew~
~Naked shoulder ride crew~
~Poops in an envelope crew~
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07-02-2019, 09:10 AM #26I'm not that bright
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You sound like you're laying in bed with your cat, with the lights down low, wearing a fuzzy teddy.Originally Posted by Rabbitjb
Sounds good tho!Jon Cole's Gym: '79 - '85
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=9275071&d=1603917754
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07-02-2019, 09:11 AM #27I'm not that bright
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Good job. You could probably do voice work.Originally Posted by redraider86
Jon Cole's Gym: '79 - '85
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=9275071&d=1603917754
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07-02-2019, 09:11 AM #28Registered User
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Richstrong is on to something here, you should honestly read meditative material for audiobooks. voice really is sensual and generally calm as fukOriginally Posted by Rabbitjb
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
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07-02-2019, 09:11 AM #29Registered User
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Do your best Harry Redknapp, m8Originally Posted by YeahImMad
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07-02-2019, 09:12 AM #30CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Here i wrote it in a language you'd better understand mooslim twink lover....Originally Posted by YeahImMad
الدهون كما fuk
الجياع كما شيت
- النسوية هي مونتري
-الحساسية هي إلهامي
، مقاعد صغيرة جدا
-trembling
، فقط استمر في إخبار نفسي "أنا شهوة برة"
احصل على ثقة
-حاول الجلوس
، بالكاد يناسب
بدء الهز دون حسيب ولا رقيب
-نقلت لنفسي "أنا قبيح كبير وجميل براه"
يقول المعلم يمكنني الجلوس في أي وقت
-Tryin للضغط مؤخرتي rotund في كرسي صغير
-على هذه النقطة أنا عصبية جدا أنا تعتيم
، الرئيس ينهار تحت لي
-صرخ "أنا شهوة برة" 4 مرات
-ننظر حول الغرفة ، الناس يقولون "لماذا تستمر في قول ذلك؟"
، يبدأ الضحك
من أنا أفوت
-ضرب الرأس على زاوية مبرد الوجبات الخفيفة بجانب الكرسي
ارتجاج خفيف
-المعلم يعتقد أنني كنت على المخدرات
-الزملاء الاتصال بي السيدة الخنزير
في نهاية المطاف يتحول الاسم المستعار إلى oinkbrah
لم أسمع اسمي الحقيقي منذ شهور
، لم يكن هذا الاكتئاب منذ المدرسة الثانوية[size=350]I am Gen X Fukers![/size]
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