It's happened again. Peanut butter has dripped through the hole in my bagel and onto my shirt. It's the 3rd time this month, and frankly I've had it which is why I'm reaching out here for help.
I know what you're gonna say: it's simple thermodynamics physics - peanut butter liberally applied to the inside of a heated bagel will always drip through the hole. You will tell me not to heat the bagel or worse, use a muffin. Well thanks, but first off, an unheated bagel is essentially a donut with no sugar and therefore disgusting. Secondly, I can't stand muffins. They are pathetic and annoying. I even hate the word "muffin".
So I'm desperate to overcome this devastating situation and open to any and all suggestions.
Thanks in advance.
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Thread: I'm at my Wit's End
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05-24-2019, 01:51 PM #1
I'm at my Wit's End
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Don’t know who Wit is but I’m sure he’s a lucky guy.
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05-24-2019, 07:12 PM #13
Rub some dirt on it, you pu**y.
Oh, wait, wrong thread. Never mind...
Just smear peanut butter all over your face use the bagel as a towel.
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I bought some bibs from amazon. Got sick of ruining my shirts. Works great in the car for morning coffee too. Ate some chili dogs in the car the other day. Yeah, chili dogs while driving are no longer a concern!! I dont care if I look stupid, I have pretty much perfected that look so the bib might actually be an improvement.
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06-10-2019, 02:44 PM #27
Thanks to everyone for their prayers, support, and wholesome advice. Not so much for the sick twisted stuff. A few of you have some real issues.
Anyway, I gleaned over the tips and settled on the most logical solution - wearing a bib. Now I can lean back at my desk with my feet up, and eat my peanut butter dripping bagel with impunity. When the bagel's done, I lick the bib clean and stow it away in my drawer for use the following day.
This system worked flawlessly until today. I opened the cupboard only to discover that there was a single bagel remaining and it had the biggest freakin' hole I'd ever seen! (Grubman, dont even think about saying it...)
So even with the bib, there's no way I can use this bagel with peanut butter - I mean it's more hole than bagel, ffs!
Then it struck me like a bolt of lightning (or like that time I got sciatica) - a bagel egg sandwich just might work. Yada Yada Yada; behold:
I'm eating it now with my feet up while I type and it's delicious!
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06-10-2019, 05:26 PM #29
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Make your own No Hole Bagels
http://www.grainmillwagon.com/no-hole-bagels/
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06-10-2019, 05:37 PM #30
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