Matches have pretty much died ²

[DolphinPilot]

First Friday night of every month. I’ll email you the waiver to sign.

A waiver? Most circle jerks I go to we all just live by the code of honor.. :\

[Luc1fer]

A waiver? Most circle jerks I go to we all just live by the code of honor.. :\

We didn’t need them before JackTella showed up.

[NitrogenWidget]

Nearing the post limit on the other thread.

Met for lunch yesterday, she paid, back to mine and banged, she left. She’s got a great body.

The nooner.

[NitrogenWidget]

A waiver? Most circle jerks I go to we all just live by the code of honor.. :\

First rule of circle jerk....

[BlackScorpio91]

First rule of circle jerk....

You don't talk about circle jerk.

[Rebel012]

Nice, In.

[BlackScorpio91]

Had a Mode Two (Mode Two basically means you're indirect) moment today with a woman at school today (basically I was direct and then I was indirect) and kinda pissed at how beta I acted but oh well. You live and learn.

[otakutrevan]

we out here

[pondus_levo]

All I want is guy that likes to bang and run with me, maybe go out for some tacos too. Bang more.
Why the new thread OP?

The first woman I dated after my divorce ran half marathons with me. It was great being able to do that together. Unfortunately she sucked in bed. Like, the worst I ever had.

[Luc1fer]

Unfortunately she sucked in bed. Like, the worst I ever had.

Starfish and didn't seem that into it?

[BlackScorpio91]

we out here

You finally got laid mother****er?

[Luc1fer]

We out here

A statement referring to how a specific group of people are "out here" in the streets trying to make a living. Commonly used by Toronto and New York gangstas.
Gangsta 1: "I jus sold a G for 40$"
Gangsta 2: "Jheez we out here"

[BlackScorpio91]

We out here

A statement referring to how a specific group of people are "out here" in the streets trying to make a living. Commonly used by Toronto and New York gangstas.
Gangsta 1: "I jus sold a G for 40$"
Gangsta 2: "Jheez we out here"

Well I'm not ghetto or a gangsta but ok.

[Luc1fer]

Well I'm not ghetto or a gangsta but ok.

lol I just stole that from urbandictionary

[BlackScorpio91]

lol I just stole that from urbandictionary

I can tell

[jacemano]

You finally got laid mother****er?

About time. Maybe Otaku can chill a bit with the doom and gloom.

Also hows the coding going guys? I've failed 2 interviews final stage atm... got 3 more. Sigh, this step up is tough.

[SomaliGirl]

in to find chad

[DanielleGreen]

The first woman I dated after my divorce ran half marathons with me. It was great being able to do that together. Unfortunately she sucked in bed. Like, the worst I ever had.

Yikes, did she at least have some "endurance?" Considering it's been almost a year, I better work on on skillz for the next guy.

[DanielleGreen]

You finally got laid mother****er?

Let's all cross our fingers for brother Otaku.

[DolphinPilot]

Starfish and didn't seem that into it?

probably wasn't into butt stuff. for either of them.

[jacemano]

Okay so I'd actually like to chat about this.

We all come across b**ches who just suck in bed.

Now I think, if you find this, it should be our job to teach them to be better. How do you go about it?

How much resistance do you find. For instance with my ex I'd say it was easy, she loved to **** and even read books on it etc.

New gf, she's okayish, I'm having to educate, but I've realised when the desire is there you can really help? Like I've been getting her to open up about masturbating, playing with toys and getting her to better understand herself I find is all helping.

If you guys have extra tools LET ME KNOW.

I mean, getting sex is easy, but I want to learn to better build absolute hoes down to do the nastiest things about.

[HoustonMiscer]

kWent to a bar last weekend and randomly met a chick I went to hs with who I haven't seen in years lol. She actually noticed and remembered me before I remembered her. Got to talking and I ended up leaving without saying goodbye to her (miscers gon misc). Went back to that same place to close the night out and she came up to me again. Ended up making out with her. This is a girl who in highschool called me a nerd. It felt pretty good. I got her number and will try to hang out with her again sometime. If it doesn't work out, oh well at least I made out with her lol. My beta highschool self had a crush on her and I am pretty sure she knew at the time which made it feel even better for me. Pic:

[jacemano]

kWent to a bar last weekend and randomly met a chick I went to hs with who I haven't seen in years lol. She actually noticed and remembered me before I remembered her. Got to talking and I ended up leaving without saying goodbye to her (miscers gon misc). Went back to that same place to close the night out and she came up to me again. Ended up making out with her. This is a girl who in highschool called me a nerd. It felt pretty good. I got her number and will try to hang out with her again sometime. If it doesn't work out, oh well at least I made out with her lol. My beta highschool self had a crush on her and I am pretty sure she knew at the time which made it feel even better for me. Pic:

Nothing like smashing girls from school who rejected you.

Feelsgoodman.jpg

[DanielleGreen]

probably wasn't into butt stuff. for either of them.

Poo poo comes out of there!

[jacemano]

Poo poo comes out of there!

So?

[DanielleGreen]

So?

Personally I find it gross, but to each....

[jacemano]

Personally I find it gross, but to each....

So you saying it's so gross that if the hottest guy ever that you loved more than anything wanted your butthole, would you still say no?

[pondus_levo]

Yikes, did she at least have some "endurance?" Considering it's been almost a year, I better work on on skillz for the next guy.

She was a dead fish. When I asked for feedback she got upset and said I was making it weird.

I was never able to finish with her, until the last time. I knew I was going to dump her, so I just went to town on her throwing her around and doing what I wanted pretending she was someone else, came on her ass and showed her the door.

Which I didn't even enjoy because I'm into making love, not ****ing.

[jacemano]

She was a dead fish.

So choke and slap around a bit? If she isn't doing anything, that's like license to do EVERYTHING.


(P.s. yes I'm bored today)

[HoustonMiscer]

So choke and slap around a bit? If she isn't doing anything, that's like license to do EVERYTHING.


(P.s. yes I'm bored today)

you are a sex monster