Like I said before, I'm not from this planet. I come from the zeti galactic family in a solar system called quayzar-6. We have 2 suns and 3 planets which support life. We are carbon based life forms with 12 strands of DNA.
You humans have SOOO long to advance, its kind of funny. When you see those pulsating light orbs in those nasa footage videos. Yeah, that's us. And were actually travelling about 22,000 MPH+ with ZERO g-force. Those 'ufos' coming out of the sun. Yea, that's real. We can travel through inter-dimensional portals in your sun allowed by the anti-matter that lies in its core. In other words, your sun is a star-gate. And a popular one at that.
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05-28-2012, 11:59 PM #1
ask an alien anything (srs)
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05-29-2012, 12:00 AM #2
Ever get your cawk wet, homie?
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05-29-2012, 12:01 AM #3
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05-29-2012, 12:05 AM #4
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05-29-2012, 12:05 AM #5
proper use of the srs tag, not srs
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05-29-2012, 12:07 AM #6
Claims to have the technology to be able to travel at 22,000 MPH with ZERO g-force
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05-29-2012, 12:09 AM #7
No. We are asexual. Meaning we reproduce by ourselves, though I did abduct a more-than-willing human female back in 1635. That was exciting.
If you are referring to my sexual organ, ours is flat. We have no "penor" which I take you are reffering to the male penis.
You are not ready, my child.
Dead srs.
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05-29-2012, 12:14 AM #8
this thread
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05-29-2012, 12:16 AM #9
+Nas
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+Jay-Z
Alien's have good taste in music?
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05-29-2012, 12:17 AM #10
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ugh, noone holds a candle to vrillon in the alien troll department. Bring him back and I'll be impressed
However Ill give you a chance to prove yourself:
Please explain how you have surmounted the lightspeed barrier with your technology.Nov 04-fatass @40%bf
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05-29-2012, 12:19 AM #11
I never knew Mexico had such an advanced space program :/ I think its time I reassess my opinion of them
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05-29-2012, 12:33 AM #12
Do aliens understand humor?
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05-29-2012, 12:37 AM #13
I set my btchez zarbon and dodoria to conquor ur planet
u mad?
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05-29-2012, 12:37 AM #14
negged for abusing srs tag
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05-29-2012, 12:39 AM #15
OP you funny little shyt from the zeta galactic family. LOL at your primitive technology. I am from the ezon elfson sector, we have two different alien race living peacefully in the same sector. You don't know about us because we observe you observing them. LOL.
lol at your 22000 mph, we have a semi detonator transporter, so we basically open a wormhole anywhere we want within half a light year and we immediately can transport there. Your technology is as primitive to us as rocks on sticks are to the humans.
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05-29-2012, 12:43 AM #16
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05-29-2012, 12:49 AM #17
Do Aliens even lift? Do you have cell tech in your planet?
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05-29-2012, 12:50 AM #18
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05-29-2012, 01:09 AM #19
anti-gravity propulsion. /thread (But we travel long distances, i.e galaxy to galaxy, or universe to universe, by wormhole)
wut.
We understand everything.
no.
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We also travel by wormhole, we use stargates to travel to different parts of this universe, and use a particle diffusion to dissolve into higher dimensions via time-space warp.
We don't need to eat food, such as humans do.
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05-29-2012, 01:10 AM #20
ˏ͙̱͓̺̮̘̯̪̮͌˴*̛̤͇̹̦̰͗͌͌ͮͅ˙*̧̣̭͖̪̰͕͙ͦͤ̽͋ͯ͑͞˓̴̙̯͈͙̱̩̒ ͊ͯ̍͠˿̤̣̍̊͛̓ͤ́͘˳̤̬̤́̂̂͠˷̢̌̇ͭ̔̊̽ͧ̊͏̩̳̟˲*̟̩̱̍̊͌͡˲̈́̾ͮ ͋ͥ҉̲̮̖̤͈ͅ˚̙̩̯̫ͮ͆̆̓̚͡ˬ̰͔̗̫͍̭̲͌͗ͮͨ͐҈̡̨̤̥͈͖̪̘͎ͦ́҆̽ͭͅˬ ̧̻͕͈͕̦̊ͤͯ̎̔ͥ̓͘͟˿̛̬̦̎̅͡˭̜̲̤̤̝̉͊̔ͅ˲̖̠̫̳̜̊͆̔ͣ̎̓͡˲̸̝̭̥ ͈͈̰̰̠͋̓ͬͬͥ̋̍ͭ˷̶̛̣͓̲̮᷊ͪͨͯ̆̉̋̆̈́̃̆͘͞͏̨̢̜̝͔̥͚̖͓᷊̩͙̭̺̺ ̦͙̟᷊̹̝̯̰᷊͇̜̳̫̙̘͈̗᷊͋̑̓̑͑ͪͪ̊̄̽́̅ͭͤ̂̇͂͋̈ͧ̂́̚҉̸̶̧̡̡̢͇̞ ̲͖̳̘̯͚̞̰̟̤̞͈͍̗͈̘̹̼̱̲̭̝̠͇̣̮̝̻̝̥̖̝̞̖̮͔̞̪̝̘̳͚͈̜̯̙͖͓͉᷂ ̤̩̘͕̩̤̝͎᷂᷇̔͊͒᷄͗̃ͣ᷄̌̈͊̔᷄͊̑ͦͭ̈͛ͪ᷄͌̋̆̀᷄͊̾ͤ͒̏᷉ͯ̂᷉͌̾͛̒̔ ͭͮ͊̉͒ͤ͋̿ͦ̚̚͢͡͝͏̥̜͓̫͍̥͓͙᷂͔̺̹͉̬̗̒ͭͤ͟͝ ?
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05-29-2012, 01:13 AM #21
are the nordics from the pleiades real?
will this dog tag be beneficial in case of an abduction?
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05-29-2012, 01:17 AM #22
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can you anal probe me just to see what it feels like?
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05-29-2012, 01:19 AM #23
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05-29-2012, 01:20 AM #24
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Why do you aliens want to mess with humans on Earth? Were clearly not ready for space travel.
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05-29-2012, 01:21 AM #25
Can only travel 22,000 mph? if you are gonna try and troll poorly at least make the numbers right
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05-29-2012, 01:24 AM #26
Holy chit this thread just gave me a Eureka moment. Mind=shattered
I'm an agnostic, which basically means you neither believe nor reject the existence of a God because you can't PROVE both sides.
But this thread me realize that you DON'T need proof to reject the existence of a God. No one of us can prove or disprove that you're an alien. There is still a possibility that you are an alien trying to communicate with us humans and there is a possibility that you're just a troll. HOWEVER, there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999% chance that you are just a troll. You would be RETARDED to think that OP is actually an alien.
THE POSSIBILITY OF THE EXISTENCE OF GOD IS THE SAME WAY. Just because none can PROVE that Jesus exists, doesn't mean there's a realistic possibility that he exists. The OVERWHELMING odds are that God does not exist. Basically, you can safely say that God does not exist and you would be retarded to say otherwise.
<--Now an athiest (srs)
not sure if that made sense but feel free to ask any questions for clarifications.
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05-29-2012, 01:25 AM #27
Why are you just now making this thread, what is your goal in this.
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05-29-2012, 01:26 AM #28
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What is the furthest your species have gone in terms of figuring out the nature of light? Ie explain how how special relativity and quantum physics can be united
Are there any mathematical problems with your view of the universe similar to how we cannot figure out the above?
Because we know how 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999% of the universe works right?
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05-29-2012, 01:28 AM #29
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Explain further 'anti-gravity propulsion'
exactly what do your craft do to particles/space-time? That answer aint good enoug son, give us something that actually works.
also explain the nature of consciousness, how particles acquire mass, why natures laws are symmetrical etc. Any alien would know thisNov 04-fatass @40%bf
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05-29-2012, 01:29 AM #30
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