So Jeff Bezos was having an affair

[Comply_or_Die]

'Jeff Bezos sent shirtless selfies, a photograph of his genitals and gushing, sexual text messages to Lauren Sanchez while the pair carried on an eight month affair which involved private jet rendezvous, intimate dinners and sleepovers at each other's marital homes, it has been claimed.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...fair-with.html

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Thoughts?

[Dontoewsmebro]

Miscer text game 101

[Prim3]

reminds me of the time when shaq messaged some random sl00t. those text messages were also lol

[dabbmw2002]

140b and you can overcome manletism.

[UberBrah]

Christ Jeff spent more time on building up Amazon and not enough time working on his texting game.

[RICHSTRONG]

Lol at no pre-nup. Hope it was worth 70 billion brah

[A-GAME]

Lol at no pre-nup. Hope it was worth 70 billion brah

There isn't a woman on earth worth even close to that amount. He's just a dumb horny nerd that fukt up, big time.

[HMFIC_BROWSIN]

Fukin LOL

Between Elon musk and this idiot, I guess the tech billionaires aren't the most brilliant with sloots.

Still, would rather have Bezos bank account even if it meant I sent cringey texts like that.

[Mediocremanlet]

That's funny op because I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.... I want to kiss your lips.... I love you. I am in love with you.

I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

[Redundanteater]

Ouch. Multiple kids from different dudes. Nip slip pics all over.

At most side piece material for an average dude, not remotely worth a megabillionaire divorce idc what she doing in bed!

[mcdojo]

those aren't even real texts. what dailymail does is takes the "alleged text" and recreates it in phone format so it looks more real. kinda scummy since people that read it fast, think it's actual screen captures from his phone.

how would anyone know what the text messages sent, unless one of the spouse leaked it.

[Nicklol]

I want to breathe you in..wtf does that mean?

[Nicklol]

Fukin LOL

Between Elon musk and this idiot, I guess the tech billionaires aren't the most brilliant with sloots.

Still, would rather have Bezos bank account even if it meant I sent cringey texts like that.

they are incels without their wealth.
Probably why they worked so hard.

[hotsaucebrah]

Ouch. Multiple kids from different dudes. Nip slip pics all over.

At most side piece material for an average dude, not remotely worth a megabillionaire divorce idc what she doing in bed!

Does it matter? Johnny Depp got with a twenty-something, no kids, and the same result happened.

[Kiop]

he is into men

thats a man baby...srs

his txting skills 100%, hope he join us soon

[Redundanteater]

Does it matter? Johnny Depp got with a twenty-something, no kids, and the same result happened.

Fair enough. Bottom line, no sloot worth it. He should have kept things quiet and on lock. At that point why not maintain the wife for family/emotional needs and have the occasional extremely high end (i.e. signed NDA) escort orgy to blow off steam?

[eXistenceLies]

Lol at no pre-nup. Hope it was worth 70 billion brah

When you are worth $140b I don't think he's going to be sh!tt!ng the bed losing $70b. I think he'll be alright. Not richest man in the world alright, but still....alright.

[redraider86]

I love you, alive girl.

[brianphi]

Lol at no pre-nup. Hope it was worth 70 billion brah

They were married 25 years... even if he had a prenup back then she probably had more assets than he did at that time. It was never 'his' money... it has always been theirs they literally got married, quit their jobs and moved to Seattle to found Amazon and raise capital. Sorta surprised you don't understand prenups at your age.

Don't worry, he will be ok with 70B and still going up

[nothingshocking]

I want to breathe you in..wtf does that mean?

[sabonis224]

Black Jesus **** right there

[hotsaucebrah]

Fair enough. Bottom line, no sloot worth it. He should have kept things quiet and on lock. At that point why not maintain the wife for family/emotional needs and have the occasional extremely high end (i.e. signed NDA) escort orgy to blow off steam?

Doubt he saw her or his family that often. Not a huge Jordan Peterson fan but all guys like that do is work:

[RICHSTRONG]

When you are worth $140b I don't think he's going to be sh!tt!ng the bed losing $70b. I think he'll be alright. Not richest man in the world alright, but still....alright.

They were married 25 years... even if he had a prenup back then she probably had more assets than he did at that time. It was never 'his' money... it has always been theirs.

Don't worry, he will be ok with 70B and still going up

I agree with everything, however, that wasn't the point.

[hotsaucebrah]

They were married 25 years... even if he had a prenup back then she probably had more assets than he did at that time. It was never 'his' money... it has always been theirs. Sorta surprised you don't understand prenups at your age.

Don't worry, he will be ok with 70B and still going up

I will never understand why guys are so surprised they have to give up half if they get divorced. You signed a contract. Did you not know what was in the contract before you signed? Just because you thought your marriage was different and wouldn't end up in divorce doesn't nullify what you signed.

[MattyMiscer]

Text is fake, it should be gray. The blue ones are the messages that you sent, not what’s received

[Frank Drebin]

Miscer text game 101

"black jesus, what do I say next"

[brianphi]

I will never understand why guys are so surprised they have to give up half if they get divorced. You signed a contract. Did you not know what was in the contract before you signed? Just because you thought your marriage was different and wouldn't end up in divorce doesn't nullify what you signed.

Lets also be fair... she was a part of that success and had a stake in the investment (was also an employee) Not saying she deserves half... but let us not pretend she deserves none.

[DSTEE]

I feel violated after reading those texts. Was I just raped?


And lol @ that bald manlet thinking he is attractive and a sex symbol

[Comply_or_Die]

does he secretly misc? misc worthy text lmao

[Jaydawg08]

He lost in multiple ways. Why get with some average side piece when you got a women who's been around with you for years and helped found your business.

No woman is worth $70billion, especially that one