His shtick is to pretend to be a successful RE investor and have worthwhile financial advice while simultaneously collecting a handful of low cost trailers utilizing loans (parents and financial advisor AKA loan officer at the bank).
Overall content is original, no other povertybrahs have thought to use their unfortunate financial situation as troll material, however the delivery is repetitive and uninspired. One can only endure so many "dat smug feel" and other decidedly weak one liners before getting burnt out and longing for fresh material from quality misc trolls.
As a troll I would give him a 6/10.
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Thread: ashin1 is an OKAY troll
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12-03-2018, 11:45 AM #1Cellphone elitist
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ashin1 is an OKAY troll
535 deadlift.
*If you can't lift it without straps you can't lift it crew
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12-03-2018, 11:46 AM #2Registered User
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Good assessment
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12-03-2018, 11:48 AM #3Six Foot Five Inches
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He's about on your level then
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12-03-2018, 11:49 AM #4r/supplements
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Kind of merlin his confidence. He is also a fellow skater brah
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12-03-2018, 11:49 AM #5Banned
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He still gets people rustled af even with the repetitive schtick, which is a talent. I suppose if it aint broke don't fix it, maybe he will develop his troll game as it becomes less successful.
Got to give him a 7/10 based on the current troll climate and his competitors
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12-03-2018, 11:50 AM #6Not a Chad
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He's def CEO 10k/day
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12-03-2018, 11:51 AM #7Cellphone elitist
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Originally Posted by SuperHercules
Sorry brah but that troll can't sit at my lunch table. There's an income threshold and trailers are not accepted as collateral.535 deadlift.
*If you can't lift it without straps you can't lift it crew
*Morrowind is the best game of all time crew
*Double everything Chipotle Crew
*Style crew
*Sig line can't be a novel crew
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12-03-2018, 11:54 AM #8🅿🅷🅰🅶🅶🅾 🆂
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Solid 6.5/10
"Inside... Something... Doesn't feel right...
Maybe... Because... I'm rotting"
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12-03-2018, 11:54 AM #9CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Wonder what Testi would be rated? He's gotta be up there...hell he drives a Boxster, homes in LA and Hawaii. Livin the dream mayne
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12-03-2018, 11:56 AM #10ayyyy lmao
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dat smug feel a stolen classic gmicser line
watchout your comments boyo ↓
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12-03-2018, 12:01 PM #11fat
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Matt is the best troll going
No one else is even closeTraining log: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165829701
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12-03-2018, 12:01 PM #12enlightened
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In 3 years you're going to see a lot more of him and you're going to be sorry you said this op.
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12-03-2018, 12:05 PM #13Cellphone elitist
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Originally Posted by rectifryer
lol nice one brah, I see you're a funny guy too. What happens in 3 years? Will he be making waves on his 30k/yr lifestyle? Trailer park Dan Bilzerian popping Miller Lites?535 deadlift.
*If you can't lift it without straps you can't lift it crew
*Morrowind is the best game of all time crew
*Double everything Chipotle Crew
*Style crew
*Sig line can't be a novel crew
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12-03-2018, 12:05 PM #14Registered User
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Spoiler!
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12-03-2018, 12:06 PM #15Mercenary. Non-negotiable
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did you back out of that one arm smith machine press (lol) challenge boyo?Originally Posted by arn710
Not only is Matt hotter than you, he's stronger too. Let that sink in.ωσяℓ∂ тяανєℓєя ȼяєω
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12-03-2018, 12:08 PM #16🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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i agree that julianbrah does pretty good work. he only gets greedy some of the time and overplays his hand. up and coming trolls can learn a lot from him
Make Europe Germany Again
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12-03-2018, 12:09 PM #17Cellphone elitist
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Originally Posted by ashin1
Yeah brah it will be awesome when you are 30 and still a poverty slumlord. Thats okay though because your trolling wouldn't be right if you actually managed to escape poverty.535 deadlift.
*If you can't lift it without straps you can't lift it crew
*Morrowind is the best game of all time crew
*Double everything Chipotle Crew
*Style crew
*Sig line can't be a novel crew
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12-03-2018, 12:13 PM #18mreatassbtchslapr
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Do people actually get rustled by these "we're rich, but will not give proof cos reasonz" trolls?
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
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This is all OJ's fault
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12-03-2018, 12:16 PM #19fat
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I'm working on it. My training schedule has been full latelyOriginally Posted by CaliSuperSport
He's natural too. Its fully sunk inTraining log: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165829701
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12-03-2018, 12:18 PM #20Cellphone elitist
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Originally Posted by hoganrulz
Rustled? Heavens no. I think it’s great that a poor brah is able to make light of his situation to bring us lulz. Almost like a Misc jester535 deadlift.
*If you can't lift it without straps you can't lift it crew
*Morrowind is the best game of all time crew
*Double everything Chipotle Crew
*Style crew
*Sig line can't be a novel crew
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12-03-2018, 12:18 PM #21Registered User
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I had a networth of ~$106k by 24 years old. $101k of that was invested and compounding in a DRIP.Originally Posted by MrAWatts
how much did you have invested by 24 years old?
or was that before you discovered the all mighty power of dink zukkin on linkden
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12-03-2018, 12:22 PM #22Cellphone elitist
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I'll be real with you brah, if you want to be a better troll you have to have a more believable back story. You are taking loans to buy low value properties while claiming to have a substantial sum of money at your disposal. Pull yourself together sonOriginally Posted by ashin1
535 deadlift.
*If you can't lift it without straps you can't lift it crew
*Morrowind is the best game of all time crew
*Double everything Chipotle Crew
*Style crew
*Sig line can't be a novel crew
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12-03-2018, 12:25 PM #23Registered User
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https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...2127801&page=6Originally Posted by MrAWatts
I'll be real with you brah, if you want to be a better troll you have to have a more believable back story. You are taking loans to buy low value properties while claiming to have a substantial sum of money at your disposal. Pull yourself together son
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Spoiler!
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12-03-2018, 12:27 PM #24🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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only povertycels do. they reveal their own personal finances through their rustling srsOriginally Posted by hoganrulz
it's so pathetic to pretend to be someone else online that i consider it to be its own punishment. i don't give a fukk if you say you drive a lambo.Make Europe Germany Again
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12-03-2018, 12:29 PM #25Registered User
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lmfao at persona trolling in 2018, real trolls aren’t revealing themselves nowadays just getting you to agree to absurd chit while convincing you you’re normal. Gaslighting has been way more effective with how emotionally charged everyone is now
Hm.
If you're reading this, you're probably a *******
Bringer of the trigger
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12-03-2018, 12:29 PM #26Registered User
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All his posts are sugarcoated brag threads
So are yours tbh op 🤔Every man should be able to crush offenders penis using his rock solid glutes if he is victim of anal assault attempt
B/S/D: 315/365x5/525
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12-03-2018, 12:29 PM #27Registered User
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compared to my networth, I think awatts is povertycel too me hence why he is madOriginally Posted by Ratfish
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12-03-2018, 12:31 PM #28Cellphone elitist
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Originally Posted by ashin1
Aw thats cute brah. How many trailers on loan from the bank and parents are we up to now? Go ahead and do your routine brah, I'm giving you a layup
Originally Posted by AshWar
He is only trying to make light of his poor finacial situation and using comedy as a coping mechanism, come on brah cut him some slack.535 deadlift.
*If you can't lift it without straps you can't lift it crew
*Morrowind is the best game of all time crew
*Double everything Chipotle Crew
*Style crew
*Sig line can't be a novel crew
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12-03-2018, 12:32 PM #29Mercenary. Non-negotiable
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Originally Posted by arn710
absolute unit.ωσяℓ∂ тяανєℓєя ȼяєω
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12-03-2018, 12:33 PM #30Registered User
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Originally Posted by MrAWatts
Aw thats cute brah. How many trailers on loan from the bank and parents are we up to now? Go ahead and do your routine brah, I'm giving you a layup
2018-2013=5
28-5 = 23
dummy up my son
you got a pay stub from when you were 23?
or did you not master the art of being your bosses pet yet?
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