So me and Houstonmiscer are at a bar right now...

[AreolaBorealis]

Houston miscer is an incel virgin, good luck OP

fuk off you dumb piece of trash. HM is my friend and even if he was an incel virgin he is our incel virgin i will defend him until i die.

[Voidgaze]

Voidgaze is a lot more aesthetic than I thought he would be no homo

Thanks brah. I look much better when I wear my contacts though.

Awwwww you guys are so cute! So cool to have another Miscer meet up. Glad you guys had fun

Thanks Legz. I definitely enjoyed myself more than I expected.

Not gonna lie, I started the night off as a complete autist lol. I was solid once I got past my first drink though.

Fukken ded at these pics just LMAO.

This thread didn't reach full potential tho. Where are the pics of you two spit roasting that ugly heffer?

Not a chance brah. The one in the pic was thirsty as fuk though.

I’m interested in knowing what drinks y’all ordered and how you liked them

I started off with an IPA, then got whiskey and coke.

2 chads mackin on sloots

Speaking of that...

There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.

I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.


Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.

I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.

Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.

[Legz422]

Thanks Legz. I definitely enjoyed myself more than I expected.

Not gonna lie, I started the night off as a complete autist lol. I was solid once I got past my first drink though.

Meh, we all have been autists at times. What matters is you had a fun night out.

Speaking of that...

There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.

I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.


Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.

I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.

Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.

Don't just assume that girls are out of your league because of the way they look or how tall they are. Asking and getting shot down is better than not asking and never knowing. Good for you for getting her number!

[PisseninMisc]

Speaking of that...

There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.

I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.


Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.

I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.

Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.

Lol dude don't be ridiculous. You text her and ask to meet up for drinks of course. Don't overtext or do austistic bullchet, just ask to meet for drinks and take it from there. You don't need to clearly define it as a date, you don't have to play games or do retarded chet to let her know you're interested. You got the number and trying to get drinks, it's obvious what you're asking.

Set it up, get some drinks and see whatsup with her. No retarded strategy needed, just go have fun and get to know her. If you're feeling it make a move. That's it.

Don't just assume that girls are out of your league because of the way they look or how tall they are. Asking and getting shot down is better than not asking and never knowing. Good for you for getting her number!

Even granny trying to get you laid boy, lets git er done.

[Voidgaze]

So Houstonmiscer already covered most of the story.


Two things stuck out to me when I think about this. The first is that the drunken hag came out to the patio and stared us down earlier that night, and before that I caught her eyeing us when we were sitting inside. I'm almost positive the latina in the first few pics was outside on the patio getting high. I didn't put all of this together until this morning, but I think the ghost hag had been watching us the whole time.

She questioned us both about all kinds of random chit and kept asking "Why are you here?" as if there was a deeper meaning to it all. HM and I answered them fine but she got all sassy with him saying "These are simple questions".

Eventually HM noped out and I took that as my signal to leave. As I walked away I heard her say "I don't know, it seems like you're running away from something". Weird as fuk. Maybe she knows I haven't been paying child support for my 3 baby mamas?

Pics of ghost hag below...

Spoiler!

She's in between me and HM here.



This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spends a lot of time there. She's the last one on the right.

[PisseninMisc]

So Houstonmiscer already covered most of the story.


Two things stuck out to me when I think about this. The first is that the drunken hag came out to the patio and stared us down earlier that night, and before that I caught her eyeing us when we were sitting inside. I'm almost positive the latina in the first few pics was outside on the patio getting high. I didn't put all of this together until this morning, but I think the ghost hag had been watching us the whole time.

She questioned us both about all kinds of random chit and kept asking "Why are you here?" as if there was a deeper meaning to it all. HM and I answered them fine but she got all sassy with him saying "These are simple questions".

Eventually HM noped out and I took that as my signal to leave. As I walked away I heard her say "I don't know, it seems like you're running away from something". Weird as fuk.

Pics of ghost hag below...

Spoiler!

[img]https://i.imgur.com/hmnD7fu.jpg/img]


This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spend a lot of time there.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/ZCirZon.jpg/img]

Either crazy or on some substances that makes you see stuff and think everything is correlated and has a deeper meaning lol. Just act like you don't know her next time, 90% chance she won't even remember you.

[elterrible987]

More pics. Here you can see the Latina milf and then you can also see me just being done. No pics of the withered ghost woman because she isn't worth it














have a good night fellas

MILF?

You forgot about the part Id like to fuk. That looks like a homeless old man that lives under the bridge.

[DirtyDon123]

Speaking of that...

There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.

I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.


Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.

I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.

Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.

gdjm on asking for her number, lmfao @ asking about bar tending jobs and spots

Pics of ghost hag below...

Spoiler!

She's in between me and HM here.



This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spends a lot of time there. She's the last one on the right.

she looks like a force of evil, legit

can smell the Bipolar from her through those pics

be gone demon

[Legz422]

Lol dude don't be ridiculous. You text her and ask to meet up for drinks of course. Don't overtext or do austistic bullchet, just ask to meet for drinks and take it from there. You don't need to clearly define it as a date, you don't have to play games or do retarded chet to let her know you're interested. You got the number and trying to get drinks, it's obvious what you're asking.

Set it up, get some drinks and see whatsup with her. No retarded strategy needed, just go have fun and get to know her. If you're feeling it make a move. That's it.



Even granny trying to get you laid boy, lets git er done.

This is good advice. If he ever came out to the North East I'd totally wing woman for him.

[elterrible987]

This is good advice. If he ever came out to the North East I'd totally wing woman for him.

you 50 years old, what is that going to do for him?


You going to wing man for him at Tuesday night bingo at the senior assisted living facility?

You could introduce him as your grandson

[bongowongo]

Pic:

So you posted a pic next to eddie murphy and not void gaze?



negged.

[bongowongo]

That woman was looking to bang brah. She was trying to cop a feel when we took the last few pictures. Srs.

Had I not been in the middle, she would've tried the same chit on on you. Notice how awkward I looked in this pic, that's because she was rubbing her old tedds all over me lol.


That place we went to had quite a few old geezers trying to get that 20 years younger experience lol. I knew it was time to bail when you noped the fuk out. That ghost woman cannot handle her booze. My first time experiencing the night life lol.

Wot?

[MmmWatermelon]

Pics of ghost hag below...

Spoiler!

She's in between me and HM here.



This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spends a lot of time there. She's the last one on the right.

Dat dere is a Gypsy my friend. Never look em in the eye and keep any valuables in check.

[Legz422]

you 50 years old, what is that going to do for him?


You going to wing man for him at Tuesday night bingo at the senior assisted living facility?

You could introduce him as your grandson

lol I'm very cute and charming. Girls wouldn't have an issue with me trying to get them talking to Voidgaze.

[MikeLowrrrey]

Houstonmiscer when you gonna start hitting the gym breh? Just start off small, like 2 days a week, working your ass off for 1 hour each day and then watch what you eat. You got good potential

Also that woman is milfy don't know what these meathead bodybuilders are talking about

[Baylorballs]

IN for epic Texas thread!

[LoganBrown]

HoustonMiscer seems like a chill fukin dude, lmao if y'all are ever the OKC way hit me up

[GODself]

In.

[AdamSMW]

lol I'm very cute and charming. Girls wouldn't have an issue with me trying to get them talking to Voidgaze.

at almost 50 ? C'mon, let's be realistic here, what are the chances ? We will need some proof for that, a rear glute spread will suffice.

[nn586]

mirin the hangout

not mirin any of the woman creatures in the pics

[HoustonMiscer]

Houstonmiscer when you gonna start hitting the gym breh? Just start off small, like 2 days a week, working your ass off for 1 hour each day and then watch what you eat. You got good potential

Also that woman is milfy don't know what these meathead bodybuilders are talking about

yea i really need to. been eating like **** and haven't gone to the gym on a consistent basis in 2 months. that pic makes her look bad. not saying she was a certified milf dime but would definitely fuk. idk why she chose to hang around such trash though. the server was fine af

[Legz422]

at almost 50 ? C'mon, let's be realistic here, what are the chances ? We will need some proof for that, a rear glute spread will suffice.

Yes, I am short and petite and have dimples. I get told very frequently IRL that I'm cute.

yea i really need to. been eating like **** and haven't gone to the gym on a consistent basis in 2 months. that pic makes her look bad. not saying she was a certified milf dime but would definitely fuk. idk why she chose to hang around such trash though. the server was fine af

You guys aren't trash. Don't say that about yourself. I do agree that you should start working out and eating healthy. You'll be amazed at how much better it makes you feel.

[LeoThedude]

Haha nice, I'd have a drink with you brahs if I was in Texas. Looks like you coulda smashed the plus size latina girl if you'd wanted to.

[DirtyDon123]

Yes, I am short and petite and have dimples. I get told very frequently IRL that I'm cute.



You guys aren't trash. Don't say that about yourself. I do agree that you should start working out and eating healthy. You'll be amazed at how much better it makes you feel.

I think he was referring to the ghoul-hag she was hanging about with

[Nonsense916]

We bragging about hanging out with someone’s grandma now?

[EoR]

[HoustonMiscer]

You guys aren't trash. Don't say that about yourself. I do agree that you should start working out and eating healthy. You'll be amazed at how much better it makes you feel.

huh? i'm not calling myself trash. i'm calling that ghoulish dreaded creature trash.

[CaliSuperSport]

More pics. Here you can see the Latina milf and then you can also see me just being done. No pics of the withered ghost woman because she isn't worth it







have a good night fellas

[HoustonMiscer]

We bragging about hanging out with someone’s grandma now?

whoa man you have been very negative towards me recently. are you ok? what have i done to wrong you

[bee su]

strong head tilt on the salute