***Official 2018/19 NHL Regular Season Thread*** (*******s Welcome)

[compan]

Official 2018/19 NHL Regular Season Thread

Welcome to the 2018/19 NHL Regular Season Thread: We Trump Now where hockey is sometimes discussed, politics are always discussed, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter

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NOTABLE EVENTS

The Hockey World Watches for Benn Extension


Lovers Reunite in Toronto - Canadian LGBTQIA++ Community Embraces New Spokespersons


Erik Karlsson Still Wants Out - Ottawa Still Sucks


Bruins Continue To Ignore Real Needs & Aim For 10 Roster Defensemen


Dylan McIlrath Still Not NHL Player - Picture Of Career Below


The NHL Misc Thread Regulars

mgftp: Rags fan, self acclaimed (unverified) alpha man, resident HUT expert and elitist.

pecanman: Rags fan, angry hippie, can be found sucking Glenn Sather's dik

compan: Bruins fan, best looking member in the thread, best OP

tommyboy: Bruins fan, ultra conservative despite liberal handout tendencies.

biggoron: Pens fan, laziest misc poster, biggest MAF fan, possibly Big Foot

kronwall: Sabers/Wings fan, can anyone remember a thing about this guy?

eljew: Hawks fan, weird little kid

claudegiroux: Hawks fan, weird little kid, most potato user name we have seen

msud: Devils fan, hates Rags more than likes devils, weird poverty little kid, finally got drivers license this year. happy sweet 16 msud!

cadetduke: Blues fan, financially potato, used to collect legos until he invented the next great shovel

betabandit: Flyers fan, RN student, second best looking member, non-gender identified life partner to compan

grozzy: wings fan, can anyone remember a thing about this guy?

canklemorris: Kings fan, Quick fan club

turtleking: Angry Nucks fan

jaroctor: longest posting Habs fan. Canadian, definite liberal.

911forty: Yotes fan, Canadian moving around the US riding bikes

huntercwithnumbers: Bruins fan, seems alright

LiftLaughLust: see above, nothing really separates them yet

RThoe: Resident Sharks fan, Conservative.

meep: carries anger for the entire Bruins fanbase. Krug Fan Club founder.

jelqingseason: Resident bandwagon fan, pretty sure banned.

ChaseW: comes back from the dead every year to remind us of his passing. RIP.

thegenerel: once yearly poster, mgftp's arch nemesis

PotatoScout: Resident NHL Scout. Worst at his job, possibly Dylan McIlrath's mom.

amichaelmorris: seems kinda like sweden

VKing: roots for the cancucks and other cleveland teams. why.

HughBUpset: offended not on the regulars list.

some other new people that sometimes post and will be upset in the first couple pages about not being on here.

that "isn't this the NHL thread?" guy that is new and always complains about thread being "off-topic"


The NHL Misc Thread HOF

NikoJan: most controversal & lulziest poster ever, banned due to biggorons *******y. RIP in peace.
ECN: somewhere making videos in his grandmothers kitchen wearing a Bruins mask. RIP in peace.
scrillavanilla, formerly known as Ganjamane: Leafs fan, homer for all things Leafs, CAT cell phone crew. Left the misc to pursue his rap career in Canada.


As we start any new thread, we bow our heads

Our Father, Who fart in heaven
Kessel be Thy Name;
Thigh kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is on ice.
Give us this day our daily hot dogs,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass our borders;
and lead us fully into temptation,
but deliver us from Leaf fans. Amen.

[cadetduke]

First for the first time ever.

[VTheKing]

in, like the canucks in the draft lottery

[kingofturtles]

In. Glad I am still in the main post even though I am never around.

Wait, Scrilla is gone? Did his clothing company take off?

[HockeyBacon18]

in on page 1

Jamie Benn extension should come anyday now

[441Forty]

Much to the decry of Canadians and Hillary voters, this post has been brought to you by the second most powerful Russian following Putin and the face of the hockey game since '03

[SuperHippo]

in for the return of the BHawks Dominance

[HunterMC6]

[biggoron]

Fleury should have won the Vezina

[Thai_Clinch]

Now THIS will be the Lightning's year ! Go Bolts !

[CrookedDink]

page 1 crew

will look back on this page fondly when the Preds win it all

[EctoCanuck]

What the hell do I have to do to make the list???

Oh well it's my year anyway.........

[realmiscer]

in on first page

[HockeyBacon18]

NHL 19 available on EA Access

[meep316]

I hope the Bruins miss the playoffs.

Listening to Chiclets and hearing them talk about Torey Krug "getting paid" made me almost die of blood loss because all of my blood started boiling and it was turning into condensation.

[biggoron]

NHL 19 available on EA Access

What’s EA Access?

[amikaelmorris]

vidja games is fer homersexuals

[amikaelmorris]

What the hell do I have to do to make the list???

gotta get the ole milk mustache if you know what i mean

thats why im on there twice

[HockeyBacon18]

What’s EA Access?

for $30 a year you get access to old EA Games (like Bf1 and all old sports games) along with 10% off all digital EA game purchases AND 10 hours of full game fr new EA games a week before they release


available only on xbox one.

its honestly a great deal.new EA games are added about 8 months after release

[Dontoewsmebro]

Sup *******s

Jets winning the cup this season dead srs. Hawks still reeling from 3 cups in 5 yrs and that salary cap. Jets will beat the Preds again in 6 or 7 when rinne folds like a lawn chair.

Then take out the sharks in the WC finals. Prob get Tampa in the stanley cup final.

I really hate the playoff format to promote "division rivalry" bring back the good ole #1-8 seed. Thanks Bettman

[VTheKing]

McDavid wants to be part of a talented team that has fun playing together:

https://www.nhl.com/news/oilers-conn...ng/c-299998332

"I think you've just got to have everyone buy in, working towards a common goal," McDavid said. "Doesn't matter who gets the credit. Really doesn't. Just got to win games. You've just got to find ways to win games.

"And I think you look at any team … I mean, look at Washington. [The Capitals] win the Cup. They have so much talent, and they just looked like they had so much fun together, and they were just riding the wave, and everyone was going, and everyone was having a good time. I think that's the key to success, is just have everyone moving in one direction and no one cares about anything else."

If Matthews doesn't re-up well into the season while the Oilers keep sucking the D... are we going to get JOOCY Toronto-Edmonton rumors?

[mkx1775]

IN on first page. New season, new coach. Still probably going to be mediocre at best.

[Upshall18]

Go Canucks Go

[skinnyFAT91]

Give me 1 legit goalie fight this year please, just one. Its been a while.

[Upshall18]

Give me 1 legit goalie fight this year please, just one. Its been a while.

Someone should sign Ray Emery. He was always willing to throw down

[VTheKing]

Someone should sign Ray Emery. He was always willing to throw down

I
have
some
bad
news
...

[441Forty]

Jayrocktor posted it in the old thread, but Max Patches to Vegas

For Tatar, Suzuki and a 2nd

[VTheKing]

Jayrocktor posted it in the old thread, but Max Patches to Vegas

For Tatar, Suzuki and a 2nd

dang what a risky trade for the habs, Tatar plateau'd pretty hard last season.

on the other hand, rip pacific 'cause vegas will clap cheeks again

[topperstyle]

1rd


go bolts

[HunterMC6]

Jayrocktor posted it in the old thread, but Max Patches to Vegas

For Tatar, Suzuki and a 2nd

Fairly even trade at the moment for both teams. Down the road this could look bad for Vegas if they are unable to extend Patches and Suzuki ends up being a solid 2C for MTL.