☼☼☼ ✘12: Do I look like I lift with a shirt on? ☼☼☼

[Drhunglow]

thats an alarming thought. but it turns out the package didnt get stolen, my sister picked it up and put it in the trunk of her car and forgot to tell me.



lol. the idea of a switchblade being illegal is absurd anyway. its just a pocket knife, an inanimate object the doesnt become a weapon until someone uses it as a weapon to hurt someone else. apparently numerous states have legalized them recently, maybe il eventually get to buy a real one too, but for now this will have to do.

Sister strikes again! lol

But yea that's really odd that I could get a gun, a sword or a machete but there's all sort of pocket knives we're not allowed to have

[4ea]

aww yea

Sister strikes again! lol

But yea that's really odd that I could get a gun, a sword or a machete but there's all sort of pocket knives we're not allowed to have

lol, i should have known that would be it. but im definitely glad these didnt get stolen because i would have had to buy more.

[Fang2]

Happy New Year

[IronCharles]

Who's gettin' it?

[mgftp]

Ok.

[Luc1fer]

This place is buzzin'

[IronCharles]

This place is buzzin'

Damn straight! Happy Hump Day!

[Fang2]

Had too much to drink last night and accidentally cream pied some bar sloot. She originally wanted to use a condom, but then said it was ok without. Did I dun goofed.

[4ea]

Had too much to drink last night and accidentally cream pied some bar sloot. She originally wanted to use a condom, but then said it was ok without. Did I dun goofed.

youre probably good, these things happen. but you shouldnt make a daily habit of it

[Drhunglow]

Will Fang3 be a miscer? Will it be Fang3 or Fang2 Jr?

[Luc1fer]

Had too much to drink last night and accidentally cream pied some bar sloot. She originally wanted to use a condom, but then said it was ok without. Did I dun goofed.

Saw the pics, it was a tranny, you're good

[Drhunglow]

Saw the pics, it was a tranny, you're good

It's 2022, if a man can have a baby, then a tranny can too ok?

[Fang2]

It's 2022, if a man can have a baby, then a tranny can too ok?

[IronCharles]

Will Fang3 be a miscer? Will it be Fang3 or Fang2 Jr?

I've already seen a Fang3. No Jrs yet tho.

[mgftp]

Had too much to drink last night and accidentally cream pied some bar sloot. She originally wanted to use a condom, but then said it was ok without. Did I dun goofed.

As long as she doesn't know who you are you are good.

Will Fang3 be a miscer? Will it be Fang3 or Fang2 Jr?

I'm Fang3

[Drhunglow]

I'm Fang3

Really? Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[ftreironmik3]

Call me flynn, because I am in!

[IronCharles]

Really? Who is your daddy and what does he do?

What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich (is he rich) like me?

[rockeo]

whoa, great to see some ol great brothers and sisters,
havent seen in awhile...itz been a minute

[4ea]

Who's gettin' it?

gettin it like too short

[IronCharles]

whoa, great to see some ol great brothers and sisters,
havent seen in awhile...itz been a minute

Damn, haven't seen you in a minute! Everything good?

[IronCharles]

gettin it like too short

Aww yeah. Too $hort still kickin' it in 2019:

[jerseyshorebrah]

Happy Friday

[rockeo]

Damn, haven't seen you in a minute! Everything good?

yeah my broo
thank you for asking, how are doing these days?!
life is thriving at full throttle after a slight detour,
so to speak
really miss the old days on here

[4ea]

my loser sister finally moved out the other day. seems she not only broke my rumba but she also broke my dishwasher.

fukn awesome... but at least her fat ass is out of here

Aww yeah. Too $hort still kickin' it in 2019:

too short & ice cube are some of the greatest west coast rappers ever. another guy closely associated with too short and oakland rap is ant banks, he actually produced the beats on alot of other rappers albums too

[Drhunglow]

How do you break a dishwasher? Put dishes in, press a button, take dishes out

[4ea]

How do you break a dishwasher? Put dishes in, press a button, take dishes out

my guess is she got drunk and slammed the door shut. even when shes sober shes always slamming things because shes clumsy as hell. but she also gets smashed drunk every night.

the shi_ty thing is that il never know for sure, because shel never admit to it, even if she remembers doing it or not. but it seems very unlikely my dishwasher would simply stop working for no reason.

[Drhunglow]

my guess is she got drunk and slammed the door shut. even when shes sober shes always slamming things because shes clumsy as hell. but she also gets smashed drunk every night.

the shi_ty thing is that il never know for sure, because shel never admit to it, even if she remembers doing it or not. but it seems very unlikely my dishwasher would simply stop working for no reason.

How glad I am between me and my sister that's I'm the crazier one lol

[Luc1fer]

my guess is she got drunk and slammed the door shut. even when shes sober shes always slamming things because shes clumsy as hell. but she also gets smashed drunk every night.

the shi_ty thing is that il never know for sure, because shel never admit to it, even if she remembers doing it or not. but it seems very unlikely my dishwasher would simply stop working for no reason.

jfc, at least your disaster of a sister is finally out -- does someone else have the fortune of living with her?

[IronCharles]

How do you break a dishwasher? Put dishes in, press a button, take dishes out

Lol I’ve spent more time and money wrenching on my dishwasher than any other appliance. So many things that can go wrong…