Answer The Question Above You Honestly V11: Where Drunk Is The New Normal

[hoganrulz]

Nah homie. Working from home and been getting involved in different facets of my company. Thankfully they like me because we've already laid off ~50 people and there are talks of more. I haven't been slammed, but steadily busy which has helped to keep the feelings of vagrancy tamped down.

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What is your preferred business attire these days?

Black joggers, grey sweater. Ayyyyy.

Who do you suspect is behind the Matthewchav account or do you think it's actually just some poor bastard tard?

[MuzzieChik786]

Leaving the toilet seat up. She fell in. Didn't know that actually happened to women.

It does to us who are less blessed on the rear end side. I thought Bubblegum had a lot of junk in her trunk?

Typing here instead of working on a spreadsheet I've been hammering on all morning. Just needed a few minutes to relax and get my head out of vlookups.

LOVE vlookups.

Black joggers, grey sweater. Ayyyyy.

Who do you suspect is behind the Matthewchav account or do you think it's actually just some poor bastard tard?

I have absolutely no clue what or who you're talking about.

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Lindt or Cadbury for truffles?

[Fang2]

It does to us who are less blessed on the rear end side. I thought Bubblegum had a lot of junk in her trunk?



LOVE vlookups.



I have absolutely no clue what or who you're talking about.

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Lindt or Cadbury for truffles?

Porque no los dos.jpg. Tell me something about your culture that it's interesting/fun?

[MuzzieChik786]

Porque no los dos.jpg. Tell me something about your culture that it's interesting/fun?

Porque usted es muy gordo! O_O

We have fun weddings. Colorful outfits, lots of family time and great food. None of that white and blacks that are common at Western weddings.

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Does your laptop have a freestanding keyboard and mouse?

[Fang2]

Porque usted es muy gordo! O_O

We have fun weddings. Colorful outfits, lots of family time and great food. None of that white and blacks that are common at Western weddings.

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Does your laptop have a freestanding keyboard and mouse?

lmao and nope. What is your favorite dish that you always like to cook?

[Fang2]

shrimp fried rice

what makes you horny?

Do you think anyone expected this pandemic to get this out of hand?

[RustyPipes]

Do you think anyone expected this pandemic to get this out of hand?

Expects in public health have been predicting this kind of thing for ten years. No one listens to experts anymore because in the days of their Internet everyone is an expert so long as he has an opinion. Opinions are now facts.

Body weight, bands or kettlebells. Pick one.

[sakmsb]

Expects in public health have been predicting this kind of thing for ten years. No one listens to experts anymore because in the days of their Internet everyone is an expert so long as he has an opinion. Opinions are now facts.

Body weight, bands or kettlebells. Pick one.

Body weight definitely.

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Are you currently working from home or on a long vacation?

[dustinh6719]

Body weight definitely.

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Are you currently working from home or on a long vacation?

Neither, still going to work like normal.

If you could travel back in time to change something you regret, but it shaved 5 years off your life, would you?

[sakmsb]

Neither, still going to work like normal.

If you could travel back in time to change something you regret, but it shaved 5 years off your life, would you?

Don't have any such regrets that I'd be ok letting go off 5 years of lifespan.

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Are you a good cook/chef?

[Andalite]

Don't have any such regrets that I'd be ok letting go off 5 years of lifespan.

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Are you a good cook/chef?

I am not a creative cook who can instinctively tell whether the recipe is perfect or not..but I am good at following instructions in the kitchen.


Are you considering "alternate" approaches (think r01dz) to maintain muscle mass during this time?

[TravelinJhwkFan]

I am not a creative cook who can instinctively tell whether the recipe is perfect or not..but I am good at following instructions in the kitchen.


Are you considering "alternate" approaches to maintain muscle mass during this time?

Naw. Been training for a marathon so I'd already lost a lot of mass, prior to quarantine, and I'm ok with it. I dont hurt as much anymore.




Wheres the first place you're going after quarantine?

[MesoPeaks]

Naw. Been training for a marathon so I'd already lost a lot of mass, prior to quarantine, and I'm ok with it. I dont hurt as much anymore.




Wheres the first place you're going after quarantine?

kitchen





Fast food chain that you will go in first after this pandemic is over?

[Lowkick]

Porque no los dos.jpg. Tell me something about your culture that it's interesting/fun?

kitchen





Fast food chain that you will go in first after this pandemic is over?

I don't go to fast food chains brah



Would you rather get Corona
or
get negged to red?

[Mortar34]

I don't go to fast food chains brah



Would you rather get Corona
or
get negged to red?

Negged for stoopid question

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If you drink coffee, are you a coffee snob, or will you happily drink gas station coffee that's been cooking on a burner for 8 hours?

[RustyPipes]

Negged for stoopid question

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If you drink coffee, are you a coffee snob, or will you happily drink gas station coffee that's been cooking on a burner for 8 hours?

I’m snobby about not drinking coffee with cream or sugar - only black. But I’ve been known to nuke cold coffee that’s been around half a day so as to not waste it.

What’s the best part about being at home almost 24/7 these days?

[Mortar34]

I’m snobby about not drinking coffee with cream or sugar - only black. But I’ve been known to nuke cold coffee that’s been around half a day so as to not waste it.

What’s the best part about being at home almost 24/7 these days?

Having my wife an kids around all day and no one has really gotten snippy with each other
Having my dogs at my feet while I work
Getting additional exposure to other facets of my company while my area of focus has gone all but dry during the quarantine

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Has anyone close to you suffered financial harm due to the shutdowns?

[TravelinJhwkFan]

Having my wife an kids around all day and no one has really gotten snippy with each other
Having my dogs at my feet while I work
Getting additional exposure to other facets of my company while my area of focus has gone all but dry during the quarantine

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Has anyone close to you suffered financial harm due to the shutdowns?

Not that I'm aware of and I know a few that are feeding off the lows in the market. Started dabbling in it myself and once I get the hang of it, will write a check with a comma in it. I'm prepared to let it ride and make some $$$.





What is your biggest weakness with food? Chocolate gets me every, single, time.

[chibito]

Not that I'm aware of and I know a few that are feeding off the lows in the market. Started dabbling in it myself and once I get the hang of it, will write a check with a comma in it. I'm prepared to let it ride and make some $$$.





What is your biggest weakness with food? Chocolate gets me every, single, time.

I do this dessert with 85% Chocolate, coconut oil and hazelnuts.

It´s 52g fat almost no carb nor protonz.

Eat that S. every single day after lunch.

yummy!!!


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Ever tried erectile dysfunction drugs? What was your experience like?

[TravelinJhwkFan]

I do this dessert with 85% Chocolate, coconut oil and hazelnuts.

It´s 52g fat almost no carb nor protonz.

Eat that S. every single day after lunch.

yummy!!!


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Ever tried erectile dysfunction drugs? What was your experience like?

I've taken the diamonds a couple times, specifically over a week long bender in Florida for Spring Break, and I had great results. I've also had it after just a few drinks and it dropped my blood pressure so low, that I thought I was gonna pass out, and the results weren't good at all. All of this was mid-2000's so it might be better at this point.




Just put a $8,000 check into my E*Trade account...what should I buy?

[Mortar34]

I've taken the diamonds a couple times, specifically over a week long bender in Florida for Spring Break, and I had great results. I've also had it after just a few drinks and it dropped my blood pressure so low, that I thought I was gonna pass out, and the results weren't good at all. All of this was mid-2000's so it might be better at this point.




Just put a $8,000 check into my E*Trade account...what should I buy?

I made a play on $CYDY yesterday. Falling today but I'm on until at least next week, regardless.

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What home projects have you put on your list since the quarantine?

[TravelinJhwkFan]

I made a play on $CYDY yesterday. Falling today but I'm on until at least next week, regardless.

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What home projects have you put on your list since the quarantine?

After I built the retaining wall last weekend, taking on the lawn next. I've started raking and thatching each evening, and will plant seed and throw straw down this weekend. Finally, will have that lawn that the neighbors don't sigh at lol. After that, I really don't know what to do next. It's a newer house and nothing inside needs done.




Do you seek projects, like around the house, to do or do you wait until you have to do it?

[RustyPipes]

If I have something I want or need to do come up I'll try to do it as soon as possible but if everything is how I want it and my life is at peace why trouble myself further? I could use that time learning something new or spending it with people I want to be around

If you could be any cast member of the original jersey shore who would you want to be?

PaulyD -his side hustle as a DJ looked like it would have been fun.

What’s something that you binged watched that you typically wouldn’t?

[Mortar34]

PaulyD -his side hustle as a DJ looked like it would have been fun.

What’s something that you binged watched that you typically wouldn’t?

The Tiger King. I'm embarrassed that I watched it, but proud that I at least didn't enjoy it (too much).

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Have you cut your grass out of boredom, or did it actually need cut?

[kingmanaverage]

The Tiger King. I'm embarrassed that I watched it, but proud that I at least didn't enjoy it (too much).

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Have you cut your grass out of boredom, or did it actually need cut?

Not yet at least lol

Who do you prefer more as an actor, Arnold or Stallone?

[Muzzlrpress]

Not yet at least lol

Who do you prefer more as an actor, Arnold or Stallone?

Arnold by far.

Would you rather lose your dominant arm or both legs?

[sakmsb]

Arnold by far.

Would you rather lose your dominant arm or both legs?

I like all of my body parts.

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How 'as a person' have you changed during this lockdown?

[RustyPipes]

I havent changed at all, I have been staying at home, eating much less since I am not working out at the gym.. and I have been working from home so for me this is like a free vacation. Granted because of corona I got lucky enough to reconnect with someone I always had the hots for and we break social distancing rules all the time now, totally worth it.

Which it's always sunny character would you want to be?

Dennis - He’s got zero scruples and is almost smart enough to pull it off.

What do you keep on your nightstand?

[ShackManBrah]

What do you keep on your nightstand?

Empty beer bottle, bottle of water, asthma medication, heart burn tablets, and my phone.
Draws are empty.


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How old is the oldest item of clothing you regularly wear?

[sakmsb]

Empty beer bottle, bottle of water, asthma medication, heart burn tablets, and my phone.
Draws are empty.


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How old is the oldest item of clothing you regularly wear?

Would you believe if I told you I have a t shirt from my college days, I guess 2003, it was big at that time but now it fits me perfectly.

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Which is your favorite dry fruit?