6'6 Timothy marries and becomes beta provider to a single mom (pics)

[ErnieMccracken]

So wait, they've already got divorced?

Absolutely haram.

I'd be curious to know if Timothy winds up on the hook for child and spousal support now seeing as he assumed a fatherly role and her career seems to consist of selling used shoes on instagram.

[Al.Capone]

Bunch of heffers with pancakes twerkin on a boat to celebrate they got a guy to raise their fatherless child.

CLASSY

There's more zing in this post than a glass of freshly squeezed lemon.

[superman704]

Truly sad

[MajorTendonitis]

Lolz

[ScramFranklin]

Lmfao. I knew that marriage wouldn't last. But that was brutally quick.

[Carbonfibre]

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this video is now pure gold.




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also this is legendary misc thread now.


everyone called it from page 1.


this would be outcome.

[solidus2k3]

please take note miscers - don't let this happen to you!

[nettripper]

sucks you can't just get rid of the baby and start over

A simple sentence but tons of truth

Lots of times I wish I could hit the reset button on a girl and then go through all the Firsts with that one especially when they have a kid

but unfair to the kiddo to have them deleted when it is not their fault but I’m too greedy to be 2nd instantly at the beginnng of a relationship sooooooo have your fun and then on to the next

[RayBoccini]

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everyone called it from page 1.


this would be outcome.

It's still hard to believe how often it happens IRL though. People's lack of pattern recognition is truly mind blowing.

[incomingbrOMS]

6'6" isn't even tall

[devin45k]

That's not what the "cheerleader effect" is .

lol

I know it’s kinda like the reverse of it. I know insecure attention whores that do this weird chit where they intentionally surround themselves with uggos to make themselves appear to better looking than they actually are. A 5 will start looking like a 7 if they’re surrounded by insulin resistant 3s just because it’s the only option better.

[Jadedfadedisbae]

Cliffs?

[CaliSuperSport]

There's some legit racism goin on ITT....lol.

[xeron]

holy chiet at one of the comments on this video...

Of course the guy would be the ugliest one out of the whole dance group. That's really unfortunate because the girl will never be attracted to him, ever. This young man essentially wasted a huge amount of time and effort only because nobody ever told him that you can never make another person attracted to you--the attraction has to be independent and predetermined--for either counterpart to be attracted to the other, that is. You can not force biology to behave a certain way. Biology doesn't recognize acts of good will or words of kindness, even if the intention behind them was an expectation of a sexual reward or intimacy - all it recognizes is a guy who isn't ejaculating inside a woman. Despite how common sense this sounds, most MALES do not seem to grasp this reality, thus ending up in the friendzone, in other words, social contacts of a female who will never be sexually or romantically receptive to them due to sheer unattractiveness, but the males will not believe this and cling on to a belief that some day it'll happen.. After enough validation and gifts she will suddenly realize how amazing and generous I am and fall for me. It's a good deal for a female who will be dating attractive males and on the other end receive attention and free benefits from unattractive orbiters. This video in particular reminded me of this recurring scenario because the boy's mentality is similar to those unattractive males (that is, a skewed understanding of biology and human attraction).

Now, obviously the boy thought that "maybe the girl just never noticed me by accident or thinks I'm just another guy even though I have this awesome personality and willingness to treat her like a princess". Sadly, this is not how the real life works. A woman will never be attracted to another man by personality and what it encompasses alone. Attraction will always have a decisive physical component, and unfortunately for this guy, facial attractiveness in particular. This isn't to say that personality and emotional and social traits do not matter, they play a big role in maintaining your woman.. But the woman will not be drawn to be around you in the first place if she doesn't consider you physically attractive at least to some degree (in the best case scenario, this girl will become closer with the boy and keep him as a good friend, maybe out of pity, maybe out of good will) and facial beauty is the biggest determinator of attractiveness in human beings, mainly due to its convenience; it's impossible to hide from a female that uses it to weed out potential partners and pick the most attractive males. Judging by Alexa's forced smile and glib enthusiasm, it's painfully obvious that she weeded Garrett out of the equation the first time her eyes ever latched on him. Girls of Alexa's tier will NEVER be receptive to boys of Garrett's tier.

Needless to say, someone will have to break the news to Garrett that the blonde is not for him. He will need to settle for less, much less. I will not comment on his musculature or fashion sense as those are changeable later in life, but will only focus on his face. I understand he's very young and still growing, but unfortunately the only things that could improve in his face as he grows up are his disproportionate nose and puffy cheeks, and even then, only to a small degree (the hopefully decreasing facial adiposity is really the only thing I could see making a tiny difference to his appearance). As for the nose, it will not change in shape but rather in size (but again, on a millimeter scale which is barely noticeable), and when it comes to the shape itself, anyone will agree it is anything but aesthetic.

He will not grow to be an attractive male and you can tell this is true by looking at his facial structure. Narrow face, flat brow ridge, negative canthal tilt, absence of jaw definition, goofy ears are all features that generally aren't changeable and are more or less predetermined (you could say genetic) and will not signal any females of genetic fitness (symmetry) or prenatal testosterone exposure (masculine craniofacial structure) thats presence, or lack thereof, are both manifested in the human face and females are biologically designed to immediately pick up these traits in male faces, thereby determining whether the male they're looking at is attractive or not in less than a second. There is no make up to deceive this biological evaluation. Although it's unfair to rate a 13 year old undeveloped face, this 3/10 is unlikely to ever reach 5 when estimating where he is on his growth phase (unless I'm mistaken and he will grow to be a 7 foot giant). Either way, this is the judgment that Garrett will have to deal with from 80% of females, Alexa included. I remain hopeful that he will meet the right one, seeing as the majority of females aren't exactly attractive either.

[moosik85]

There's some legit racism goin on ITT....lol.

TIL that racism is noticing the truth and obvious patterns that certain people exhibit

Stereotypes weren’t created out of thin air

[ErnieMccracken]

Wow even the grandma is mixed dark and shacking up with an obvious white male! We are looking at 3 generations of cuckolding. Three generations of lies and Catholicism to process. We'll never know how it really began here.

Are you scoping Grandma's social media or what?

[LittleLexodus]

I know it’s kinda like the reverse of it. I know insecure attention whores that do this weird chit where they intentionally surround themselves with uggos to make themselves appear to better looking than they actually are. A 5 will start looking like a 7 if they’re surrounded by insulin resistant 3s just because it’s the only option better.

You'll see the opposite of this on Bumble/Tinder. Group pictures with hot girls so that you'll swipe right but the ugliest one runs the profile

holy chiet at one of the comments on this video...

Of course the guy would be the ugliest one out of the whole dance group. That's really unfortunate because the girl will never be attracted to him, ever. This young man essentially wasted a huge amount of time and effort only because nobody ever told him that you can never make another person attracted to you--the attraction has to be independent and predetermined--for either counterpart to be attracted to the other, that is. You can not force biology to behave a certain way. Biology doesn't recognize acts of good will or words of kindness, even if the intention behind them was an expectation of a sexual reward or intimacy - all it recognizes is a guy who isn't ejaculating inside a woman. Despite how common sense this sounds, most MALES do not seem to grasp this reality, thus ending up in the friendzone, in other words, social contacts of a female who will never be sexually or romantically receptive to them due to sheer unattractiveness, but the males will not believe this and cling on to a belief that some day it'll happen.. After enough validation and gifts she will suddenly realize how amazing and generous I am and fall for me. It's a good deal for a female who will be dating attractive males and on the other end receive attention and free benefits from unattractive orbiters. This video in particular reminded me of this recurring scenario because the boy's mentality is similar to those unattractive males (that is, a skewed understanding of biology and human attraction).

Now, obviously the boy thought that "maybe the girl just never noticed me by accident or thinks I'm just another guy even though I have this awesome personality and willingness to treat her like a princess". Sadly, this is not how the real life works. A woman will never be attracted to another man by personality and what it encompasses alone. Attraction will always have a decisive physical component, and unfortunately for this guy, facial attractiveness in particular. This isn't to say that personality and emotional and social traits do not matter, they play a big role in maintaining your woman.. But the woman will not be drawn to be around you in the first place if she doesn't consider you physically attractive at least to some degree (in the best case scenario, this girl will become closer with the boy and keep him as a good friend, maybe out of pity, maybe out of good will) and facial beauty is the biggest determinator of attractiveness in human beings, mainly due to its convenience; it's impossible to hide from a female that uses it to weed out potential partners and pick the most attractive males. Judging by Alexa's forced smile and glib enthusiasm, it's painfully obvious that she weeded Garrett out of the equation the first time her eyes ever latched on him. Girls of Alexa's tier will NEVER be receptive to boys of Garrett's tier.

Needless to say, someone will have to break the news to Garrett that the blonde is not for him. He will need to settle for less, much less. I will not comment on his musculature or fashion sense as those are changeable later in life, but will only focus on his face. I understand he's very young and still growing, but unfortunately the only things that could improve in his face as he grows up are his disproportionate nose and puffy cheeks, and even then, only to a small degree (the hopefully decreasing facial adiposity is really the only thing I could see making a tiny difference to his appearance). As for the nose, it will not change in shape but rather in size (but again, on a millimeter scale which is barely noticeable), and when it comes to the shape itself, anyone will agree it is anything but aesthetic.

He will not grow to be an attractive male and you can tell this is true by looking at his facial structure. Narrow face, flat brow ridge, negative canthal tilt, absence of jaw definition, goofy ears are all features that generally aren't changeable and are more or less predetermined (you could say genetic) and will not signal any females of genetic fitness (symmetry) or prenatal testosterone exposure (masculine craniofacial structure) thats presence, or lack thereof, are both manifested in the human face and females are biologically designed to immediately pick up these traits in male faces, thereby determining whether the male they're looking at is attractive or not in less than a second. There is no make up to deceive this biological evaluation. Although it's unfair to rate a 13 year old undeveloped face, this 3/10 is unlikely to ever reach 5 when estimating where he is on his growth phase (unless I'm mistaken and he will grow to be a 7 foot giant). Either way, this is the judgment that Garrett will have to deal with from 80% of females, Alexa included. I remain hopeful that he will meet the right one, seeing as the majority of females aren't exactly attractive either.

Hard to believe that video is over 5 years old. Cringed now and cringed again today. It's all about the face and height as foretold by RudyRude

[Beararms]

There's some legit racism goin on ITT....lol.

Subtle? lol

[dabbmw2002]

There's some legit racism goin on ITT....lol.

Yup. If only they knew how many lilly white suburban white girls I've defiled

[Frank Drebin]

holy chiet at one of the comments on this video...

Of course the guy would be the ugliest one out of the whole dance group. That's really unfortunate because the girl will never be attracted to him, ever. This young man essentially wasted a huge amount of time and effort only because nobody ever told him that you can never make another person attracted to you--the attraction has to be independent and predetermined--for either counterpart to be attracted to the other, that is. You can not force biology to behave a certain way. Biology doesn't recognize acts of good will or words of kindness, even if the intention behind them was an expectation of a sexual reward or intimacy - all it recognizes is a guy who isn't ejaculating inside a woman. Despite how common sense this sounds, most MALES do not seem to grasp this reality, thus ending up in the friendzone, in other words, social contacts of a female who will never be sexually or romantically receptive to them due to sheer unattractiveness, but the males will not believe this and cling on to a belief that some day it'll happen.. After enough validation and gifts she will suddenly realize how amazing and generous I am and fall for me. It's a good deal for a female who will be dating attractive males and on the other end receive attention and free benefits from unattractive orbiters. This video in particular reminded me of this recurring scenario because the boy's mentality is similar to those unattractive males (that is, a skewed understanding of biology and human attraction).

Now, obviously the boy thought that "maybe the girl just never noticed me by accident or thinks I'm just another guy even though I have this awesome personality and willingness to treat her like a princess". Sadly, this is not how the real life works. A woman will never be attracted to another man by personality and what it encompasses alone. Attraction will always have a decisive physical component, and unfortunately for this guy, facial attractiveness in particular. This isn't to say that personality and emotional and social traits do not matter, they play a big role in maintaining your woman.. But the woman will not be drawn to be around you in the first place if she doesn't consider you physically attractive at least to some degree (in the best case scenario, this girl will become closer with the boy and keep him as a good friend, maybe out of pity, maybe out of good will) and facial beauty is the biggest determinator of attractiveness in human beings, mainly due to its convenience; it's impossible to hide from a female that uses it to weed out potential partners and pick the most attractive males. Judging by Alexa's forced smile and glib enthusiasm, it's painfully obvious that she weeded Garrett out of the equation the first time her eyes ever latched on him. Girls of Alexa's tier will NEVER be receptive to boys of Garrett's tier.

Needless to say, someone will have to break the news to Garrett that the blonde is not for him. He will need to settle for less, much less. I will not comment on his musculature or fashion sense as those are changeable later in life, but will only focus on his face. I understand he's very young and still growing, but unfortunately the only things that could improve in his face as he grows up are his disproportionate nose and puffy cheeks, and even then, only to a small degree (the hopefully decreasing facial adiposity is really the only thing I could see making a tiny difference to his appearance). As for the nose, it will not change in shape but rather in size (but again, on a millimeter scale which is barely noticeable), and when it comes to the shape itself, anyone will agree it is anything but aesthetic.

He will not grow to be an attractive male and you can tell this is true by looking at his facial structure. Narrow face, flat brow ridge, negative canthal tilt, absence of jaw definition, goofy ears are all features that generally aren't changeable and are more or less predetermined (you could say genetic) and will not signal any females of genetic fitness (symmetry) or prenatal testosterone exposure (masculine craniofacial structure) thats presence, or lack thereof, are both manifested in the human face and females are biologically designed to immediately pick up these traits in male faces, thereby determining whether the male they're looking at is attractive or not in less than a second. There is no make up to deceive this biological evaluation. Although it's unfair to rate a 13 year old undeveloped face, this 3/10 is unlikely to ever reach 5 when estimating where he is on his growth phase (unless I'm mistaken and he will grow to be a 7 foot giant). Either way, this is the judgment that Garrett will have to deal with from 80% of females, Alexa included. I remain hopeful that he will meet the right one, seeing as the majority of females aren't exactly attractive either.

horee chit who has the time to write this

[MustardTiger17]

Good for them. Perhaps the baby will have a bright future.

Banned and rightfully so

[ErnieMccracken]

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this video is now pure gold.

also this is legendary misc thread now.

everyone called it from page 1.

this would be outcome.

Misc is at least 50-0 in these situations. Undefeated. If they predict your relationship's demise, it's over.

[inkie77]

I'm legit disgusted

[ErnieMccracken]

Subtle? lol

srs question - is it offensive when whitey jokes about Tyrone and Jamal defiling all the sloots?

[Scarrdbutsmartr]

I dont feel an ounce of sympathy for Timothy....He knew exactly what he was getting into.

If your bride takes "Boats and Ho's" pictures" prior to your wedding, you know whats up and deserve 100% of what you get.

[Johnybroski]

They are both good looking.

[DesiredUserphag]

And... And... And... This sh*t disgusts me. How can males be so beta and bitches be so dumb?


LMFAO @ literally everyone saying the 100% COPE phrase "I married my bestfriend!"

14 months later and I feel exactly the same. Could see that marriage failing from a million miles away

[Beararms]

srs question - is it offensive when whitey jokes about Tyrone and Jamal defiling all the sloots?

Not offensive to me at all, but I do think guys who constantly think that have an issue with black guys going after white chicks.

[Voidgaze]

In for later. Some of the truth ITT is brootal.

[TBO1313]

In for later. Some of the truth ITT is brootal.

People can change and I like to give them the benefit of the doubt but this one was painfully obvious