Farting Like No Tomorrow!!! HELP!!!!

[FloatingLeaf]

I seem to have encountered a unexpected issue while bulking, I AM A WALKING FART MACHINE!!! It feels like my body gave up on keeping me alive and made its one task of the day to create as much gas as possible. I swear, id be able to fill up an entire car tank with the amount of gas im creating!

Id been bulking for a month, but because of holidays i never seemed to care. my room smelt like someone spread dog **** on the floor, but i found it funny so i never cared

THEN I WENT BACK TO SCHOOL!

Holy ****, i was not expecting this. I now had to hold in all the gasses my body was creating because i knew that if i even let one go id be done for. Ive tried going to get drink breaks and go to the toilet, and on the way becoming a ****ing tractor exhaust with each step allowing a monstrosity of smell to exit my body and be taken in the wind to some ungodly place. Ive also tried letting loose in large crowds of people in the hallway; and making a quick escape. BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH!!! I ALWAYS NEED TO FART, AND HAVE NOWHERE TO DO IT!!!! HELP!!!!

Ive heard charcoal tablets are good, but idk. Any solutions? as i may not survive much longer!!!

since starting this post, ive farted more than 5 times. o boy

[VaughnTrue]

are you consuming more whey protein and or milk than you were prior to your bulk?

[ZeroInitiativE]

I once ripped butt so bad that when I was at a friend's house, his wife smelled it and she was downstairs. That's right, mine was so powerful that it traveled not only up but DOWN as well. From my experience with pooting, you just have to learn to embrace it. My wife threatened divorce because mine were so bad but she came to her senses that it's all for the gains. I hope that helps.

[kbayne]

You're eating something your body doesn't properly absorb and breakdown (could be any macro nutrient). Probably a food intolerance.

[AlpineX]

I once ripped butt so bad that when I was at a friend's house, his wife smelled it and she was downstairs. That's right, mine was so powerful that it traveled not only up but DOWN as well. From my experience with pooting, you just have to learn to embrace it. My wife threatened divorce because mine were so bad but she came to her senses that it's all for the gains. I hope that helps.

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[FloatingLeaf]

are you consuming more whey protein and or milk than you were prior to your bulk?

Yes, Definitely! I started eating a-lot of potatoes,and that may be a source of the problem. I'm not sure, but ive noticed feeling unwell after eating them.

[FloatingLeaf]

I once ripped butt so bad that when I was at a friend's house, his wife smelled it and she was downstairs. That's right, mine was so powerful that it traveled not only up but DOWN as well. From my experience with pooting, you just have to learn to embrace it. My wife threatened divorce because mine were so bad but she came to her senses that it's all for the gains. I hope that helps.

HAHAHA, that is actually awesome! I'm kinda proud of how bad they can get. But still, i want to try and get a little better at least.

[FloatingLeaf]

You're eating something your body doesn't properly absorb and breakdown (could be any macro nutrient). Probably a food intolerance.

Is it possible that i cant absorb Potatoes as well as other foods?? I've noticed feeling a little more unwell after eating them. Any alternatives that you would suggest?

[VaughnTrue]

Yes, Definitely! I started eating a-lot of potatoes,and that may be a source of the problem. I'm not sure, but ive noticed feeling unwell after eating them.

Is it possible that i cant absorb Potatoes as well as other foods?? I've noticed feeling a little more unwell after eating them. Any alternatives that you would suggest?

potatoes causing this issue is unlikely, but sure it's possible.


Reduce your whey protein/milk consumption significantly for a few days and see if the issue subsides. I would bet big time that it does.

[XCriticalBenchX]

Dude.. I got some many butthole issues.. its unreal.

Beano.. buy the walmart generic.. 1 pill equals two of beano plus way cheaper.
Lactase enzymes
Gas-X

(Buy all walmart generics)

Beano pre meal with lactase enzymes anytime you have lactose
Gas-X after

You'll be fine!!!

Mike AKA Butthole COMMANDER!!!

[grubman]

I’ll be 50 in less than 2 weeks...and a fart thread gave me the best out loud laugh of the day. Some things never get old.

I feel for you man, that’s why I’ve only done one traditional “bulk” in my life...the gas and bloating is just to uncomfortable.

If it’s not lactose intolerance (whey isolate and Fairlife Milk are both lactose free) or some other food intolerance, you might just have to eat in a smaller surplus and make your gains a bit slower ( but at least you won’t have to spend time cutting). I also had luck with grinding up dense foods into a paste (like meats and rice). Kinda gross (yeah, baby food) for some people, but much easier to digest.

Good luck with your gas...hope you don’t have a girlfriend!