29 year old virgin, gonna pay for it, anything I should know?

[AMDuser]

Being a virgin is really starting to phuck with my head. I'm going to pay a good escort ($350/hour) and get it over with. I wanna see a V and get my P inside of one. (Though I may have trouble finding the hole).

Not really complicated why I'm still a virgin. I'm not fat or ugly. Just socially retarded and pretty much a loner. All my friends are married (or loners themselves) so I don't go out as much anymore.

Anything I should know before doing this? Besides wear a condom?

EDIT: Oh yeah first post here in like years. Came here to ask for advice. Cliffs on what I've missed?

[keepitnatty]

It’s lower than u think

[AMDuser]

It’s lower than u think

Yeah I've heard that before. I may just ask her to guide me in if I'm having trouble.

[GravityLee]

You probably have aspergers or another learning disability

[Kiop]

what you need to know?
stop using AMD

[AMDuser]

You probably have aspergers or another learning disability

ya but it is what it is. You play the cards you're dealt.

[AMDuser]

Did the same thing at 26 years old and I regret it everyday . Don’t do it OP

The 10 mins are not worth it . I wish I worked on my social skills instead of taking the easy way . I’ve still yet to be able to touch a girl for free though

Why do you regret it? You can still work on your social skills. From what I've read many guys come out more confident from the experience and don't see the V as this unattainable thing anymore.

[GravityLee]

ya but it is what it is. You play the cards you're dealt.

Ive had two friends with aspergers both tall and good looking. They get with thick girls. Id consider it its legit at least

[AMDuser]

It makes you think it’s more unattainable than before because you had to pay for it. I go around the gym wondering how much it’d cost to get the girls there to get in bed with me . It’s pretty bad almost makes me depressed knowing I have to pay for something 99% of guys can get for free

That's an angle I've never thought of before.

You don't feel better that you can't call yourself a virgin anymore though?

[KrisFromChile]

No one knows this but I did the same thing at 21. Funny thing is, after that I moved to south america and started gettinf V every week.

You will live with it no problem, but you will regret it, 100%.

[GravityLee]

No one knows this but I did the same thing at 21. Funny thing is, after that I moved to south america and started gettinf V every week.

You will live with it no problem, but you will regret it, 100%.

It requires no skill to get pussy in a non white country if youre white

[Mikebuff]

Hey, let me tell you straight up....you don’t want to do the prostitute thing. You don’t want to do it man. Trust me it’s not what all it’s cracked up to me. It’s such a robotic and mechanical experience it’s not even pleasureable. Those women don’t give a **** about you, they want your money.

[AMDuser]

Ive had two friends with aspergers both tall and good looking. They get with thick girls. Id consider it its legit at least

Yeah I could always do that. At least it wouldn't cost me $350+.

Just had a thick girl hit on me at D&B last month. Gave one-sentence answers to her questions because I wanted her to leave. Most of the time I find those fat and thick girls repulsive.

[canconfirm8]

more than you can afford pal

[AMDuser]

No one knows this but I did the same thing at 21. Funny thing is, after that I moved to south america and started gettinf V every week.

You will live with it no problem, but you will regret it, 100%.

Yeah, I've heard a lot of low-skilled guys go to Colombia or Thailand to get endless V. Those girls love American men.

[letshavebabies]

Yeah, I've heard a lot of low-skilled guys go to Colombia or Thailand to get endless V. Those girls love American men.

those girls love any men seriously. even japanese men get swarmed by thai and columbian women

[caughtinabadone]

Have you tried tinder? You have a good enough physique dude.

[AMDuser]

Hey, let me tell you straight up....you don’t want to do the prostitute thing. You don’t want to do it man. Trust me it’s not what all it’s cracked up to me. It’s such a robotic and mechanical experience it’s not even pleasureable. Those women don’t give a **** about you, they want your money.

Well after reading all these negative responses I'm seriously thinking I just won't do it.

The downsides, besides the one mentioned here, is that I may get super clingy to the escort then basically become addicted to it. And eventually broke and my mind is phucked even more than now.

[MilkBender]

the hole is not that low, brb poked poop chute first time.

[AMDuser]

Have you tried tinder? You have a good enough physique dude.

I'm on Tinder all the time. Been on 13 dates, only 1 of those dates led to a second date.

I think I really screwed up on the second date at the end. As we were about to depart, my eyes locked with hers, we went in, I *think* I caught a glimpse of her going for the kiss and I default to the hug.

Asked her out the next day and she declined. Not surprised.

So yeah, I've tried Tinder. Just went out on a date last week actually. ($30 later and I got nothing to show for it besides another one-and-done.)

[MediocreGains]

Hey, let me tell you straight up....you don’t want to do the prostitute thing. You don’t want to do it man. Trust me it’s not what all it’s cracked up to me. It’s such a robotic and mechanical experience it’s not even pleasureable. Those women don’t give a **** about you, they want your money.

For someone your age, of course it's a bad idea. But for OP... 29 is pretty much a point of no return. Paying for it is still beats becoming a 30 year-old wizard.

Go for for it OP. Just keep in mind that it's about physical pleasure. Don't be one of those weirdos who go in looking to cuddle or pay to eat out a whore. For some bizarre reason, FAs really seem to love doing that.

[vTarik]

Youre the biggest cuck if you pay for sex.

All it takes is to go on tinder and ask to hang out with the first person u match with. Literally most people are on there just for sex.

[DJGirth]

a nut is a nut brother just stroke it out like old times

[stardewvalley]

typical miscer

12 years on the misc

posts the first honest thing in his life

[AMDuser]

typical miscer

12 years on the misc

posts the first honest thing in his life

I haven't been on here in like 5 years. This place is a lot less busy than it used to be.

[maori-rap]

Hey, let me tell you straight up....you don’t want to do the prostitute thing. You don’t want to do it man. Trust me it’s not what all it’s cracked up to me. It’s such a robotic and mechanical experience it’s not even pleasureable. Those women don’t give a **** about you, they want your money.

^^^This guy.

Being a virgin at 29 was phucking with my head as well. I was thinking "OMG, I can't be a virgin at 30!!" so I was worrying about how I would go about losing the v-plates. Then I turned 30 and still a virgin.......NOTHING changed. You may become a wizard of course and get special powers, however it is really just a point in time and is no different to being one at 29.

Now still a virgin at 35, with 36 only a few months away. I have never seriously thought about using a sex worker/escort/hooker or whatever label you want to use for a women who will only have sex with you for an agreed amount of time because and SOLELY because you are paying her. It just isn't worth going through with it, purely so that you aren't a virgin anymore. So much negative social stigma has been attached to being an adult male virgin of anything over 25'ish, that it does prompt people to use hookers as an easy way of getting out of that 'zone'. Once you become a virgin at 40 of course, you become the main star of a Hollywood comedy starring highly paid actors. That's right, being an adult male at 40 is so hilariously awful that a multi-million dollar movie has to be made about it!!

It is not what I'm looking for though. An emotionless transaction of meat in meat? You are likely experiencing sex in one of the worst possible ways. I want my first time to be natural and mutual, or else not at all. So like Kick Ass would rather die than allow those 3 a$$holes to beat up that lone man....I would rather die a virgin than use a hooker, even if I am one at 80.

[tunafishha]

You probably have aspergers or another learning disability

This. Oh wait..

On a serious note, nothing wrong with being a virgin at 30 man. A lot of people regret losing theirs to some rando. Dont fkn lose urs to a prostitute. Thats even more pathetic. If you want to find someone, you have to show interest. Its that simple.

[PeterDInga]

Pay for it and get it over with
accept you will probably be depressed / feel like chit after (this is normal)

but be happy that you've done it.

[MEDITATE]

why?


wait until you do it with someone you like/love, until then just lie to people that you clap dme cheeks day in and day out

[just4kickz]

Did it at 25 and don't regret it at all. Have fun. Tell the girl you're inexperienced so she can lead the way.