I only wanted to smash, but now this girl won't leave me be. Wut do?

[ClaudeGiroux]

Day 1

-matched with tinder sloth
-had dinner, took her back to my place, hung around the pool
-went back inside and she commenced to sucking my face no big deal
-she goes home

Day 2
-had hockey game. Girl asks if she can come and watch.. I'm like sure whatever why not
-went back to my place for 'cuddles'
-smashed

Day 3
-i don't even like this girl that much...she is actually kind of annoying and I just wanted to take her to poundville: population me. But now she thinks we are a couple....

How do I get out of this?




Godspeed misc

[Mortar34]

Impossible to help right now. And you know why.

Fix it.

[ClaudeGiroux]

Open mouth. Say words.

How do I word it? Srs

[CrookedDink]

She's cute. Threaten to call ICE on her family.

[cheeseNmills]

You fuked up when you let her come to your hockey game the day after smashing.

Just tell her you're not down for a relationship/commitment right now, and next time don't go out and do chit together the day after smashing unless you want to signal that it was more than sex

[lordpatrick]

"I'm gay and in denial, I'm coming out of the closet tomorrow, sorry we can't continue our relationship"

[Stickyashell]

Tell her you like men.
Might work.



















































But it could also backfire if she is into that.

[dbluevette]

Yeah man go with the "I'm gay" strategy on this one.

[Redfish225]

She's cute. Threaten to call ICE on her family.

This^^^

And make her some corn and mayo.

[Mortar34]

Ok, now I can help.


Start by pulling back subtly. Don’t “ghost” because that’s childish bs, but start putting some distance between you two. Take a while to return calls texts, no time for plans, etc. If that doesn’t work, like Rabbit said you’ll have to talk to her. It shouldn’t be hard after you’ve put a little space between you two, but you’ll have to tell her you’re not looking for something serious and don’t have time for it right now.

[PineappleMuffin]

"I don't think you're marriage material and I'm too old to still be playing around. Probably shouldn't even have taken it this far. Sorry."

[MBisonSon]

It's perfectly reasonable that somebody wouldn't get into a relationship after sex for the first time.

[Mortar34]

"I don't think you're marriage material and I'm too old to still be playing around. Probably shouldn't even have taken it this far. Sorry."

Lmao fukn savage

[Kiop]

lation revenge is bad by all means

[faketaxidriver]

you marry her and produce 3 children

[NeednOut]

dats someones daughter OP

put a ring on her and have 3 kids

[Mortar34]

Jeez did you just put ghosting over manning up and being straight

You need to put that gun down and pick up some knitting needles

Not at all but take this for what it is. They’ve hung out like three times, he doesn’t need to her hit with a soliloquy. You aren’t required to give someone a big closure speech if they’re just an aquaintence, pulling back is fine. If more is needed, he can hit her with it but the truth of the matter is most younger women don’t handle that chit well so avoid the controversy if possible.

[Sternentreue]

funny how OP complained about his lack of successwith women, his balding etc. in older threads and now look where we are.

you already missing your fa days brah? jk, good on you. hope it works out well. poverty repped.

[TheFuarkingBoss]

Just run away

[RICHSTRONG]

She's cute. Threaten to call ICE on her family.

No bueno muchaco.

[ClaudeGiroux]

No bueno muchaco.

No factories this time boyo. I have come a long way

[Kev1972]

You did the smash, now you have to master the dash young grasshopper.

Don't answer her texts.

Hop back on tinder.

On to the next.

Sure, she will fill your inbox with needy, angry, long winded texts for a few weeks.

But those you just post to misc or share with your friends for laughs!

[StainlesSon]

Lmao at poundville: population me.

[Fit1NYC]

Ask if she’s down for a threesome for win win
Either she says yes and you both bang another dude
Or she says no and leaves you alone

[DirtyDon123]

Tell her you like men.
Might work.



















































But it could also backfire if she is into that.

Tell her you're a miscer n kill 2 birds with one stone

[RonaldMcflurry]

Ok, now I can help.


Start by pulling back subtly. Don’t “ghost” because that’s childish bs, but start putting some distance between you two. Take a while to return calls texts, no time for plans, etc. If that doesn’t work, like Rabbit said you’ll have to talk to her. It shouldn’t be hard after you’ve put a little space between you two, but you’ll have to tell her you’re not looking for something serious and don’t have time for it right now.

Fk all of this passive aggressive slow sht. There is no need to complicate the situation. OP, just be a man, tell her the truth and be done with it.

[aranadiscoteca]

Give it time, I'm sure you'll fuk it up. Profit.

[spazzin]

Tell her you're a miscer n kill 2 birds with one stone

holy ****..... hahahahahahh

[YeahImMad]

Can confirm, I was tinder sloth

[pWally]