Jessica Alba vs Kate Beckinsale

[IH8RICE]

Jessica Alba looks like the hot girl you meet at the bar who will let you finger her ahole in doggy the first night you ****. Then she gives you a 10/10 blow job and you bring her out with her friends the next week to show her off "this is who I'm banging... yeah you mirin". You bang her for a few months and love it. She's chill to drink with and fun to fuk. After awhile though, you realize all the attraction is lust and her tramp stamp is turning you off from making her gf material. You start to only text her when drunk to smash and eventually forget about her.

Kate Beckinsale looks like the woman you meet professionally and hnnng over when you get glimpses of her cleavage down her blouse. You go out on a few dates and finally fuk and it's pretty vanilla stuff until you go down on her and unleash her inner freak, which is hot. You then get married and have kids and 20 years later she still looks banging bringing the kids to school in her Range Rover and all the other dads and their sons are mirin.

Depends on what you want.

Lol strong logic

[BrightonBomber]

Damn I loved that movie Idle Hands back in the day. That's when I first saw Alba and basically fell in love with her.

[Fuqdatass]

Kate by 1000 miles

Alba is a great HS crush but Kate is the sort of woman that wars get started over.

[pengh]

Damn I loved that movie Idle Hands back in the day. That's when I first saw Alba and basically fell in love with her.

Same. Her ass in the underwear

[Dasser]

Jessica Alba. She's definitely got more GLOW than kate and that's all that matters

[FitSparky1]

Ive seen kates before surgery pics and would rather pick alba. The fact that she grew 'conservative' makes her so much hotter.

[SuperHercules]

Neither anymore but Alba was way hotter

Kate has no ass, that automatically drops her to a 6/10

[milesgiles1]

Prime alba yeah sure, but that's cos I'm British and we are swamped with girls that look like Kate..

[FearThisjake]

[IH8RICE]

Fuuuuuuuark

[MakeABanana]

Voted Kate. I like intelligent women and Kate was a 2x WH Smith Young Writers' Competition winner and went to Oxford to study French and Russian Literature.

[FearThisjake]

Fuuuuuuuark

She's about as close to a 10/10 as you can get

[IH8RICE]

Voted Kate. I like intelligent women and Kate was a 2x WH Smith Young Writers' Competition winner and went to Oxford to study French and Russian Literature.

Alba owns a company worth over a billion dollars...

[TinySquats]

JA wins for me. Exotic features, and still looks great now. She also founded a multi billion dollar company.

Kate is pretty and has nice skin but reminds me of a hot suburban mom. She looks kinda... basic. Hate to say it but just my opinion.

[meenman83]

Prime alba yeah sure, but that's cos I'm British and we are swamped with girls that look like Kate..

Right and that's why your prince went fishing in America for a wife.

[Swept]

What year are we in?


In their primes Alba and it’s not even close. Now probably Kate

[NasStan]

Only read first page but prime Alba getting massively underrated here

Now it's probably not very close but prime Alba is a different story

[brazon]

Lets see if any of these beauties can reach 100 votes

[kimm4]

I think Jessica is stunning so she gets my vote.

[drvillain]

Kate is pretty and has nice skin but reminds me of a hot suburban mom. She looks kinda... basic. Hate to say it but just my opinion.

100% this

[ralphlaurenbrah]

I love alba's tight cute little ass. So ****able it isn't even funny.

[MakeABanana]

Alba owns a company worth over a billion dollars...

You mean The "Not So Honest" Company?

[IH8RICE]

You mean The "Not So Honest" Company?

The compan that’s worth over a billion dollars? Yes.

[brazon]

Keys make it 200 votes

[wincel]

Both are post-glow, wrinkly, old, expired fishbuckets. Moldy roast beef.

[bsmit107]

Id tongue punch Kate's dirty butthole before I'd even let Alba watch me fap

[niospecv]

Kate Beckinsale blows her out of the water.

I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection.

Pretty much this.

It's gonna get ugly for Jessica.

[tehgosu]

voted jessica alba but after seeing some of the vids posted ima have to change my vote to kate beckinsale, seems like a great down to earth british lass with some cheeky banter

[brazon]

lets squeeze the last votes out of this

[WABeast]

HNNGGGGGGGGG



Jessica was everybody's celebrity crush in middle school, but now, holy fuk, Kate... can't beat that