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    Cool I cant believe what happened at a party (Srs)

    Guys this isn't a joke
    i know i'm red but this happened last saturday

    - Was at a house warming party
    - Didn't know many people there
    - Was just sitting there chilling
    - Some girl (aged about 26), tall (5'8, brunette) - very average looking (lanky body) was standing near me.
    - All of a sudden said girl pulls out a meal container from somewhere
    - starts eating chicken and salad
    - Person next to me asks her why she is eating that
    - She says that it's because she does "bodybuilding" and that she is currently "cutting"
    - Said girl continues to talk about bodybuilding and claims that she had put on "3kg of muscle in 3 months"
    - Said girl then begins to take out a protein shake and drinks a protein shake
    - the entire time i'm just sitting there cringing hard as ****.

    I can't believe it. This actually happened at house warming party. i'm not joking. it was like a meme in real life.
    I still can't believe what i saw.

    The funniest part was the fact that she was so average looking and didn't even look fit lol.

    edit; I'M 24 not 48
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    Should've said 'do you really think it's possible to be gaining 1kg a month of muscle with your womanly hormones'
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    I am a piece of chit
    But you are a proper kunt mate

    If you had a sister you would be shocked at how much women are insecure with themselves
    Even the 10/10 s

    Atleast she’s dieting and training trying to better herself

    The real question is tho
    Why was she hanging out with you non lifting losers any way ?
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    Not doing stomach vacuums and eating meal 11 with her wtf is wrong with you ***got
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    Originally Posted by PeterDInga View Post
    - Person next to me asks her why she is eating that
    And this is exactly why she's doing it.

    She wants people to ask her so she can brag about how fit and healthy she is, when in reality she will just go home and do about 10 minutes on the elliptical machine in her garage then eat 7 twix bars.
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    You are being an azzhole, opie. A lot of people don't look like they lift with their shirt on, unless they are on AAS. At least she is trying.
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    dieting only works if you look fit. Thanks for the lesson OP
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    If she was already shredded she wouldn't be cutting would she

    Op you fukin idiot lol
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    Originally Posted by PeterDInga View Post
    Guys this isn't a joke
    i know i'm red but this happened last saturday

    - Was at a house warming party
    - Didn't know many people there
    - Was just sitting there chilling
    - Some girl (aged about 26), tall (5'8, brunette) - very average looking (lanky body) was standing near me.
    - All of a sudden said girl pulls out a meal container from somewhere
    - starts eating chicken and salad
    - Person next to me asks her why she is eating that
    - She says that it's because she does "bodybuilding" and that she is currently "cutting"
    - Said girl continues to talk about bodybuilding and claims that she had put on "3kg of muscle in 3 months"
    - Said girl then begins to take out a protein shake and drinks a protein shake
    - the entire time i'm just sitting there cringing hard as ****.

    I can't believe it. This actually happened at house warming party. i'm not joking. it was like a meme in real life.
    I still can't believe what i saw.

    The funniest part was the fact that she was so average looking and didn't even look fit lol.

    edit; I'M 24 not 48
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    Originally Posted by Aboozer5 View Post
    You are being an azzhole, opie. A lot of people don't look like they lift with their shirt on, unless they are on AAS. At least she is trying.
    Originally Posted by drvillain View Post
    dieting only works if you look fit. Thanks for the lesson OP
    Originally Posted by bjjruinedmylife View Post
    If she was already shredded she wouldn't be cutting would she

    Op you fukin idiot lol
    You guys must have never been to a party before.

    Neither of you understood the point i was trying to make.

    For example; if there was a guy at a party who CLEARLY looked JAKCED and looked like he was on steroids and he said he was eating that food because he was cutting for a show i would say fair enough bro
    but if you're an average gym goer and you do this **** it's just ****ing cringe
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    Originally Posted by PeterDInga View Post
    You guys must have never been to a party before.

    Neither of you understood the point i was trying to make.

    For example; if there was a guy at a party who CLEARLY looked JAKCED and looked like he was on steroids and he said he was eating that food because he was cutting for a show i would say fair enough bro
    but if you're an average gym goer and you do this **** it's just ****ing cringe
    Kind of like coming to an online forum when your cp looks like period panties and trying to have some real talk?
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    Originally Posted by PeterDInga View Post
    You guys must have never been to a party before.

    Neither of you understood the point i was trying to make.

    For example; if there was a guy at a party who CLEARLY looked JAKCED and looked like he was on steroids and he said he was eating that food because he was cutting for a show i would say fair enough bro
    but if you're an average gym goer and you do this **** it's just ****ing cringe
    True it's slightly passe but women can get away with doing weird chit like this because for women personality and social awareness is not as important as for men, also a woman who says she lifts could be considered cute but a man who says he lifts better have something to show for it or it's bragging
    But you're not supposed to say things like this out loud because then people who find it acceptable will think that's just your insecurity talking, it's better to be like "who cares bro"
    Normal people pretend they don't care about people judging them (even though they do) and that they just happen to like doing whatever others find acceptable, so if you want to stay congruent you better not pass negative judgment onto other people. the whole betas bring people down to their level etc
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