as a norwegian, I'm legit scared to travel to north america

[shoelaces]

It's ok, OP.

Not everyone is man enough to live in the US.

I actually think the PNW is the only place OP would like because it is kinda similar to from where he is from.

Super liberal, lots of green forestry, lakes, ocean fronts, lack of sunlight, etc. But much dirtier with a lack of public transport.

[DCutch]

in the 90s, i was one week in philadelphia. remember entering the city it was miles with neighbourhoods with houses made of cheap material , it reminded me of some kind of a getto from south america, where everyone lives in steelboard houses

there was also done precautions. like if we ever where hit by a car, we where told to not stop and get out as it would likely be thieves/criminals. we where also told to not go far edge on the sidewalk as we could get kidnapped for ransom

Dude, you went to Philadelphia, what did you expect? Anyone who has seen Fresh Prince knows it's bad news.

[DeusExTerra]

good, none of us wants you Nordic cuck ****s in our country anyways





inb4 this is from sweden i know it is, you guys are all the same snow farming queens in my book tho

[RICHSTRONG]

I'd try San Francisco if I were you.

[Critter5592]

you sound retarded

brb stay in some poverty motel, surprised to hear people fighting
brb walk in poverty ass mcdonalds, surprised lazy people in there.

[VeganBrahh]

Location: UK

Stay salty bitch

Who doesn't feel weird when they go to ****gy ass crime infested Florida?

[MyBaddBrah]

your type aint meant to come to America, bud.

[Vexidi]

I'd try San Francisco if I were you.

It's a toss up between San Fran or Bugscuttle, Mississippi. Either are great places to experience true Americana.

[DCutch]

I'd try San Francisco if I were you.

Tbh all the homeless and drug addicts would probably scare him and his little Ikea family just as badly.

[FearThisjake]

I actually think the PNW is the only place OP would like because it is kinda similar to from where he is from.

Super liberal, lots of green forestry, lakes, ocean fronts, lack of sunlight, etc. But much dirtier with a lack of public transport.

To be more specific, Ballard, WA. Ballard is in Seattle and it has a huge Norwegian presence. We even have one of the largest Syttende Mai parades in the world. There are Norwegian and Swedish flags all over this area year round. Hell, my family is Norwegian and Swedish.

[ErnieMccracken]

I pay 35%

i have an apartment and a mercedes benz. i have healthcare and financial security if I ever where to lose my job. i also feel safe, cause there is no reason for norwegian citizens to do crime to gain money. they get therapy and aid by the government

And yet you are completely dependent on the US military to protect you. You're welcome.

[Maestro]

But much dirtier.

You can't be serious. If the op is into hiking Willamette National Forest is incredible its like walking around in a forest in LotR;




Olympic National park in Washington state;


Redwood National Forest Northern California

[nordiclifter]

yes im highly aware of fresh prince, watched it all the time in 90s. its hilarious

but i honestly didnt know will was from phiadelphia, i guess they mention it in the song, i guess it went me by.

i also was in miami and other places in florida. i remember two things very well: hooters. and the beach, where a very fat guy walked by the famous beach concrete wall. he walked 15 feet, then had to take a rest on the wall, taking a sip from his mcdonnalds soft drink, he also carried mcdonnalds bag with food. he then continued to walk 15 feet til next rest . i had never seen such an obese guy in my life

no i did not visit the "hood" in philadelphia, we just drived by on the highway/main road. we lived in a gated community there.

[DCutch]

yes im highly aware of fresh prince, watched it all the time in 90s. its hilarious

but i honestly didnt know will was from phiadelphia, i guess they mention it in the song, i guess it went me by.

i also was in miami and other places in florida. i remember two things very well: hooters. and the beach, where a very fat guy walked by the famous beach concrete wall. he walked 15 feet, then had to take a rest on the wall, taking a sip from his mcdonnalds soft drink, he also carried mcdonnalds bag with food. he then continued to walk 15 feet til next rest . i had never seen such an obese guy in my life

no i did not visit the "hood" in philadelphia, we just drived by on the highway/main road. we lived in a gated community there.

"In West Philadelphia, born and raised..."

[nordiclifter]

"In West Philadelphia, born and raised..."

".. neighbourhood .. next thing you know im moving to my aunt in bel air" its been a long time dammit

[b7acknwh1t3]

Norway has a homogeneous culture so there's not race or cultural issues and an entire population of 5 million people... That's the size of my CITY, Houston.

Not to mention you guys have been on ez mode since oil was discovered in the North Sea. No wonder you're scared. You should be... you haven't been exposed to any sort of confrontation in your entire life. You guys just chill off to the side and be irrelevant.

[Technorobot]

sad.

[Lucianus]

i also was in miami and other places in florida. i remember two things very well: hooters. and the beach, where a very fat guy walked by the famous beach concrete wall. he walked 15 feet, then had to take a rest on the wall, taking a sip from his mcdonnalds soft drink, he also carried mcdonnalds bag with food. he then continued to walk 15 feet til next rest . i had never seen such an obese guy in my life

I've been to the US once, and it was Florida. I spent the majority of my time staring at obese people in mobility scooters, I honestly couldn't believe my eyes. I was really young though and this was way before the obese scooter memes etc so I had never seen that before

They were more fascinating than Disney/Universal

[Lucianus]

Norway has a homogeneous culture so there's not race or cultural issues and an entire population of 5 million people... That's the size of my CITY, Houston.

Not to mention you guys have been on ez mode since oil was discovered in the North Sea. No wonder you're scared. You should be... you haven't been exposed to any sort of confrontation in your entire life. You guys just chill off to the side and be irrelevant.

Norway has managed to save more than 1 trillion dollars in their oil fund tho. Not like they're just spending it

[WrestlingFan123]

lol this guy is scared of minorities.

[Omnivium]

-actual viking crew
-scared to go to america

Pick one

[GravityLee]

Youre probably going to get negged into oblivion.

US has poverty areas and affluent areas. If you stay in the money areas youre good. Cops let the lower classes have their shoot each other for drugs zones. Dont enter those areas.

[PowersKenny]

You chose Philly as your American visit...OK son I'm disappointed

[Willie_Bosket]

Isn't Norway being overrun by ****lian terrorists?

[PowersKenny]

I've been to the US once, and it was Florida. I spent the majority of my time staring at obese people in mobility scooters, I honestly couldn't believe my eyes. I was really young though and this was way before the obese scooter memes etc so I had never seen that before

They were more fascinating than Disney/Universal

Probably in scooters by getting it up the poop shoot for years, want a go fund me *******?

[dj006xx]

in the 90s, i was one week in philadelphia. remember entering the city it was miles with neighbourhoods with houses made of cheap material , it reminded me of some kind of a getto from south america, where everyone lives in steelboard houses

there was also done precautions. like if we ever where hit by a car, we where told to not stop and get out as it would likely be thieves/criminals. we where also told to not go far edge on the sidewalk as we could get kidnapped for ransom

lmao ded at going to philly first , no wonder

[Lucianus]

Probably in scooters by getting it up the poop shoot for years, want a go fund me *******?

Obese people do not get it up the poop shoot. Only sexy bitches like me do

[Lucianus]

If I ever had to live in the USA it would 100% be Montana

[Roldz]

as a pussy, I'm legit scared to travel to north america

fixed for you bruh

[Vhagar]

If I ever had to live in the USA it would 100% be Montana

Fuk off we’re full