ISO-100 BARS ARE HERE. Looking for 20 winners --->> COME & GET SOME!!

[TheMatzah]

INFO:

OK folks, as spring is here, so is lawn care, pollen and allergies...woohoo!!

We're looking for 20 FORUM MEMBERS WHO WANNA TASTE SOME GREATNESS!


DETAILS:

Here's what we're looking for:

Lawn care, Yardio, HoneyDo, etc... whatever you wanna call it.

Sometimes it's a nice getaway from the kids, wife,...reality

Other times it's a pain in the @$$ to do! Either way, it HAS to get done.


1. Which parts of lawn care do you enjoy, look forward to doing? Why?
2. Which parts do you despise and dread even beginning? Why?



WINNERS GET:

You can get a variety box as seen in the pics.



We've been known to be extra generous to applicants who put in great apps


**We ask that you post a store and forum review within 3-5 days of receiving, savoring, enjoying and falling in love with these bars** ...because you will

END DATE:

This will run for a week, let's end this on May 9th, 2018


The Fine Print:
In order to apply you must meet the following criteria:
- Have no known or suspected medical conditions
- Must not be on the blacklist (forums or ours)
- Have at least 200 posts in the forum
- Must not owe us any reviews
- US only this time, sorry
- Be at least 18 years old
- No PO Boxes

[Swuuu]

Anyone that doesn’t have a lawn is screwed

[TheMatzah]

Anyone that doesn’t have a lawn is screwed

Yup, lol!

Maybe they cut someone else's lawn?

[superhuman67]

Anyone that doesn’t have a lawn is screwed

No lawn owner checking in and I'm NOT mowing anyone's lawn

[gbullock32]

Enjoyed the other bars you guys have, have yet to try the ISO bars though.

I am going to answer the questions backwards because it makes more sense to me.

Least favorite part is having a yard, to hell with grass, plants and all of the work they bring. Luckily I have no regard for poison safety.



My favorite part is enjoying my soon to be large parch of dirt and all of the maintenance I don't have to do on it.

[necrologic]

In! Not only have I been wanting to try these, but also compare it to the gronk bar in the other thread I'm participating in. If that's ok that is. It will not affect the actual review or store review. Will do all reviews on top of this.

1. Which parts of lawn care do you enjoy, look forward to doing? Why?
I actually have a decent yard. My favorite part is when it's finished. Not only from the smell it gives off, but from the fact it looks so much better than before. I feel accomplished and that I did something important. Weird but that's just how I am. I used to hate it.
2. Which parts do you despise and dread even beginning? Why?
Weed-eating under the bushes in my yard is my number one.. You have to go at it with very awkward angles. It's hard to get all of it like that and aggravating. The bushes are on the corners of my yard which is what makes it so difficult. Right up against the fence.
I also dislike that my yard seems to have different types of grass haha. It grows very unevenly. Most of it will grow sort of close. Then in other spots it will grow insanely fast.

[Violettt]

Awesome promo, Matz These bars are amazing... The C&C oh my goshhh <3

[SeymourGains]

Enjoyed the other bars you guys have, have yet to try the ISO bars though.

I am going to answer the questions backwards because it makes more sense to me.

Least favorite part is having a yard, to hell with grass, plants and all of the work they bring. Luckily I have no regard for poison safety.



My favorite part is enjoying my soon to be large parch of dirt and all of the maintenance I don't have to do on it.

sheeeit, thats a lot of space. If i was you and i had the money id build a huge home gym

[gbullock32]

sheeeit, thats a lot of space. If i was you and i had the money id build a huge home gym

I have a full home gym; I have 2 spare bedrooms, one with cardio stuff (spin bike, treadmill, punching bag) and the other with weights (cage, bench, leg press, bars/plates).

[rustywite]

Those look good so what the heck I’ll give it a shot. As far as yard work it’s just now getting warm out in Indiana where I’m at. All I’ve done so far this year was power wash the deck and finish the railing and stairs so it would be safer for my toddler.
Honestly I can’t stand mowing grass, not the being outside or the “ yardio” aspect, but I have two dogs that crap like horses, so it’s not fun cleaning that up!
Recently did some awesome work inside the house though. My son is two and obsessed with Paw Patrol, so I did all the walls blue in his room and the ceiling red, painted his dresser blue and red, and got him an awesome paw patrol bed. He flipped out when he saw it.
Anyway, good luck to all.

[rainieravesouth]

1) I enjoy when I cut the lawn nice and even and give it a nice edge trim. looks clean AF, especially when it's nice and green. I also enjoy reseeding/spreading at the beginning of the season. There's something therapeutic about it

2) I hate when people walk their dogs and I get burn spots/dead spots and have to repair it.

[nyknicks500]

1. Which parts of lawn care do you enjoy, look forward to doing? Why?


I like gardening, which isn't technically lawn care. It's nice to see thing like flowers as well as vegetables grow knowing that you're the one that planted them. I don't mind much other means of lawn care like grass cutting, but planting things is definitely numero uno.


2. Which parts do you despise and dread even beginning? Why?

I despise killing weeds. It's an obnoxious chore to do. Standing around spraying weeds as well as dandelions with Round-Up is tedious.

[ectoBgone]

1. Which parts of lawn care do you enjoy, look forward to doing? Why?

I actually enjoy the mowing. Good time to be out in the sun working on a tan and not have to think too much about what I'm doing. It's one the few 1-2 hours that my mind can drift without interruption, and it's very satisfying to see the finished product with all the clean lines on the green carpet.

2. Which parts do you despise and dread even beginning? Why?

Trimming back the encroaching forest in our yard. We have a bunch of bitter sweet ivy that entangles itself around trees, bushes, and branches, so anytime you want to just trim things back you end up having to uproot ivy from all over the place. There is no easy way around it, has to be ripped up by the roots or it will grow back in no time.

[SuperHercules]

Enjoyed the other bars you guys have, have yet to try the ISO bars though.

I am going to answer the questions backwards because it makes more sense to me.

Least favorite part is having a yard, to hell with grass, plants and all of the work they bring. Luckily I have no regard for poison safety.



My favorite part is enjoying my soon to be large parch of dirt and all of the maintenance I don't have to do on it.

Why not extend the patio, or throw down some artificial grass. Surely it must be better than dirt

[gbullock32]

Why not extend the patio, or throw down some artificial grass. Surely it must be better than dirt

Ever price fake grass? Just to toss down roll of decent stuff myself would run about $3,500 just to do the back and about $20k to have it done professionaly (patio is actually pretty big as is ~30'x20'). Going to do the front with some paving stones and the back the same but that's later on when the weather cools; probably around November.

[HARRYBEAST]

My favorite part of yardio is cutting the grass, because I now have a riding mower and can just listen to a podcast for an hour or so

My least favorite is pulling weeds so I generally just leave that to my wife

just to solidify the win I will leave this video tutorial I made on how to combine cardio and yard work, this was obviously before the riding mower

[MPLJR1222]

My favorite part is cutting the grass! I honestly just put my headphones on and look at it as one hour extra cardio each week!



Worst part... Definitely my allergies while doing it, sometimes I have to stop just for a sneezing fit :/

[burntreality]

Currently renting a duplex and don't have to do yard work.
In for support though.

[TrainerTone]

In for support. Dymatize keeps on killin it

[ahawk01]

I'm guessing these are going to be sneaky good. In for support.

[dedios09]

Another exciting promo! Switching it up too, very nice!

1. Which parts of lawn care do you enjoy, look forward to doing? Why?

For me, it's pretty simple I enjoy being outdoors particularly on a sunny warm day. Summers can get hot and we like to stay couped inside our air conditioned homes, as much as that's comforting, being outside for an hour or two performing some light activity is just the right kind of break I look forward to at times.

2. Which parts do you despise and dread even beginning? Why?

It comes back to mood. If my back is killing me from some heavy deadlifts and squats and the lawn needs tending too, than I'm not going to be very enthusiastic about it. On occasion, I find myself in a time crunch. As much as I dread it, I know I have to get it done. C'est la vie.

[taydbear7]

In! Not only have I been wanting to try these, but also compare it to the gronk bar in the other thread I'm participating in. If that's ok that is. It will not affect the actual review or store review. Will do all reviews on top of this.

1. Which parts of lawn care do you enjoy, look forward to doing? Why?
I actually have a decent yard. My favorite part is when it's finished. Not only from the smell it gives off, but from the fact it looks so much better than before. I feel accomplished and that I did something important. Weird but that's just how I am. I used to hate it.
2. Which parts do you despise and dread even beginning? Why?
Weed-eating under the bushes in my yard is my number one.. You have to go at it with very awkward angles. It's hard to get all of it like that and aggravating. The bushes are on the corners of my yard which is what makes it so difficult. Right up against the fence.
I also dislike that my yard seems to have different types of grass haha. It grows very unevenly. Most of it will grow sort of close. Then in other spots it will grow insanely fast.

I know you said you haven't had success with the 3 letter store but you're in luck now because BB store has singles that you've been looking for.

[InfraRen]

Iso in support of this promo! Get in and keep it 100, folks!

I enjoy the standard push lawnmowing. I just throw on my wireless headphones, have a great playlist going and jam. Goes pretty quick.

I hate raking/bagging leaves. Screw that.

[stevenjamesvick]

I own a lawn service I on the side of my full-time job. I won't enter because of my L33T knowledge and skill with everything yard-related.

Good to see someone taking my advice on the variety box though

[Jammer02xd]

Am I allowed to just say I hate doing yard work regardless of what it is? I'd rather just lounge around! Given the parameters though.... I don't mind mowing the grass but I won't do anything with the garden/flowers the GF has going on. Nope... not happening.

[necrologic]

I know you said you haven't had success with the 3 letter store but you're in luck now because BB store has singles that you've been looking for.

Yeah mine said they don't carry the brand anymore at all.

If not selected here I'll just buy some later when I can afford an order.

[taydbear7]

Yeah mine said they don't carry the brand anymore at all.

If not selected here I'll just buy some later when I can afford an order.

You need to stop at a busy corner intersection and post a sign that says

"Need Money for Dymatize bars, it's only ~$3
Please don't make me stand here for an hour
I love puppies
PS free hugs"

[thackes1]

1. Which parts of lawn care do you enjoy, look forward to doing? Why?
I enjoy gardening, which is a part of lawn care if you have one! Haven't done a whole lot lately because I don't currently have a lawn or garden I have to take care of as part of my property.


2. Which parts do you despise and dread even beginning? Why?

I despise weeding. Just tedious and often a losing battle. Raking leaves comes in a close second.

[necrologic]

You need to stop at a busy corner intersection and post a sign that says

"Need Money for Dymatize bars, it's only ~$3
Please don't make me stand here for an hour
I love puppies
PS free hugs"

Speaking of that. I did see a random person on the side of the ride dressed up as Spiderman. Wasn't advertising anything. I guess he was doing it because of the new movie that just came out. In the area I live in things like never happen

[wesleysh21]

I buy nothing but Dymatize ISO-100 protein and I even have my wife hooked on it.

1. I love mowing the lawn IF its hot and sunny. Between where I live now (South Carolina) and where I used to live (Louisiana) that is usually not a problem. I take my shirt off, put some shorts on and use my old golf shoes for traction! I used to use my old football cleats, but I'm trying to ruin these golf shoes because I promised myself I wouldn't buy more until they are crap (had them since 1998). I love getting a tan while mowing, and just zoning out to the music. I also like being "that guy" that I know the housewives are watching out the window with his shirt off. I also like edging up the driveway to give that nice crisp look, but don't like weed whacking in general.

2. I don't like anything to do with gardening. I don't like taking care of the flower beds nor the foliage. I had a lawn service for about 5 months one year. But all they did was blow thru the lawn with mowers and do an amateur hack job with the weed whacker. I realized all I was doing was paying them to do the parts of my lawn that I didn't mind, leaving me with the sucky parts. The previous owner of the house had a lot of time on his hands and he was really disciplined (military), so he had a ton of trees, plants and flowers to take care of.