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    Originally Posted by Satrakian View Post
    Oh I just take Canelo/Mayweather/Spencer down in a streetfight and choke them

    Remember when there was a thread on the misc about fighting Mike Tyson? There were miscers who were genuinely convinced they'd win a fight against Tyson because they would "just take him down since he's just a boxer." They were being 100% serious. I wish I could find that thread.

    Brb catching one of the most explosive boxers of all time with a shot and managing to take him down. Avoiding his lethal hands. Easy as that.
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    Originally Posted by Zwicker View Post
    Remember when there was a thread on the misc about fighting Mike Tyson? There were miscers who were genuinely convinced they'd win a fight against Tyson because they would "just take him down since he's just a boxer." They were being 100% serious. I wish I could find that thread.

    Brb catching one of the most explosive boxers of all time with a shot and managing to take him down. Avoiding his lethal hands. Easy as that.

    Lets not forget his legs that were as big as oak trees...
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    Originally Posted by Zwicker View Post
    Remember when there was a thread on the misc about fighting Mike Tyson? There were miscers who were genuinely convinced they'd win a fight against Tyson because they would "just take him down since he's just a boxer." They were being 100% serious. I wish I could find that thread.

    Brb catching one of the most explosive boxers of all time with a shot and managing to take him down. Avoiding his lethal hands. Easy as that.
    lol this

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    Originally Posted by Zwicker View Post
    Brb catching one of the most explosive boxers of all time with a shot and managing to take him down. Avoiding his lethal hands. Easy as that.
    its possible, without throwing a single shot. and mike tyson probably has no idea how to sprawl to defend.
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    Originally Posted by SomaliShred View Post
    its possible, without throwing a single shot. and mike tyson probably has no idea how to sprawl to defend.
    Would love to see a miscer catch that uppercut while he shoots.
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    Originally Posted by SomaliShred View Post
    its possible, without throwing a single shot. and mike tyson probably has no idea how to sprawl to defend.
    If that miscer knows how to sprawl simply from watching MMA than Tyson does too because they have to be in the same era.

    Tyson had a very low stance, you ain't getting him down before being obliterated.

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    Originally Posted by PrettyPinkDonut View Post
    I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love my BJJ family but if someone held a gun to my head and told me to answer honest I would take some of my generic gym bros to have my back in a real fight over some of my bjj folk

    You wouldne say that to my face.

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    Originally Posted by SomaliShred View Post
    its possible, without throwing a single shot. and mike tyson probably has no idea how to sprawl to defend.

    Lol!

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    I hope you are serious. Just lol at getting anywhere near his legs in a fight. Even if you do the guy has legendary athleticism/explosive power, not even taking into account his low center of gravity and massive legs.

    Couture beat Toney, so I can beat Mike Tyson since I've done a few months of bjj or high school wrestling. My favourite misc logic. I can perfectly visualize some 180 pound miscer nervously circling Tyson, then attempting a ridiculous shot from way out of range.
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    Originally Posted by Zwicker View Post
    Lol!

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    I hope you are serious. Just lol at getting anywhere near his legs in a fight. Even if you do the guy has legendary athleticism/explosive power, not even taking into account his low center of gravity and massive legs.

    Couture beat Toney, so I can beat Mike Tyson since I've done a few months of bjj or high school wrestling. My favourite misc logic. I can perfectly visualize some 180 pound miscer nervously circling Tyson, then attempting a ridiculous shot from way out of range.
    lol they'll probably catch like 3 uppercuts before that happens

    even if Tyson magically gets on the ground, lol if you think he couldn't use his explosiveness to get back up
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    Originally Posted by SomaliShred View Post
    its possible, without throwing a single shot. and mike tyson probably has no idea how to sprawl to defend.
    I have the urge to smash my head against the wall everytime i read dumb chit like this.
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    Originally Posted by Zwicker View Post
    Lol!

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    I hope you are serious. Just lol at getting anywhere near his legs in a fight. Even if you do the guy has legendary athleticism/explosive power, not even taking into account his low center of gravity and massive legs.

    Couture beat Toney, so I can beat Mike Tyson since I've done a few months of bjj or high school wrestling. My favourite misc logic. I can perfectly visualize some 180 pound miscer nervously circling Tyson, then attempting a ridiculous shot from way out of range.
    not a few months, a competitive bjj practioner with atleast 1year then yes if they are the same wieght. easy

    180lb miscer ? no chance lol maybe if he was a high level blue/purple belt that regularly wins gold pan pacs and gold national titles. this takes anywhere from 2 to 7 years to achieve. not easy
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    Originally Posted by SomaliShred View Post
    not a few months, a competitive bjj practioner with atleast 1year then yes if they are the same wieght. easy


    I'm going to assume you're just trolling, so I wont say anything about this. A 200-220 pound male, with average athleticism and one year of bjj training at a local dojo, can beat Tyson in a legitimate fight. I can't comprehend this being serious, so I assume you're just winding me up.





























































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    Stop pretending like you guys actually got jits gyms there
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    I think most of you guys are underestimating a lions claws. You often see videos of lions clawing into the back of their prey. They got no fingers and still can pull their 400lbs bodies up. They must really be able to dig those claws in quite far. They can cut them deep enough into trees to climb them. Imagining those claws in a grapple could be quite dangerous even for a gorilla.

    Lions are also really dense and lean.



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    Originally Posted by Zwicker View Post
    I'm going to assume you're just trolling, so I wont say anything about this. A 200-220 pound male, with average athleticism and one year of bjj training at a local dojo, can beat Tyson in a legitimate fight. I can't comprehend this being serious, so I assume you're just winding me up.
    i clearly said "competitive" and "same wieght" you keep ignoring and making it like im saying anyone can do it. some people are gifted and can reach a high level as a white belt or blue belt after 1 year training, some of these guys played high level rugby before switching to bjj, so take downs/athleticism/explosiveness are natural to them. same thing for ex semi elite wrestler that switched to bjj. I train with 70kg olympic wrestler who makes the big guys spin in the air like a helicopter.

    obviously if the bjj guy gets caught flush with something while attempting the take down its night night. but theres a high % of success for the bjj guy to take tyson down or any heavy wieght boxer/kickboxer/karate/stand up striker.
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    Originally Posted by ChrisMisc View Post
    If that miscer knows how to sprawl simply from watching MMA than Tyson does too because they have to be in the same era.

    Tyson had a very low stance, you ain't getting him down before being obliterated.

    lol this. and remember, he used to fight and rob grown men at the age of 13. i'm pretty sure he knows how to wrestle a little bit, if not, he'd just use his brute strength and ferocity.

    inb4 strength and size doesn't matter on the mat.....you aren't on the mat you're in the street lol.
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    Originally Posted by rainieravesouth View Post
    lol this. and remember, he used to fight and rob grown men at the age of 13. i'm pretty sure he knows how to wrestle a little bit, if not, he'd just use his brute strength and ferocity.

    inb4 strength and size doesn't matter on the mat.....you aren't on the mat you're in the street lol.

    ironic since there will probably be a sizable amount of BJJers that'll say "no fair he was using his strength and muscles!!!"
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