Meeting interwebs oneitis for the first time after 5 years. *potential epic thread*

[W1LLW]

-@'d Jeremih on twitter 5 years ago when he released his "Late Nights with Jeremih" mixtape. He retweeted whatever I said and some random chick liked it.

- Saw that random chick had a big booty in her profile pic so I slid in her dms. She no speaka engrish well, only french. I didn't know a word of French.

- Used google translate to flirt with her passively for like 2 months. She eventually starts sending private videos to my email with absolutely god awful English in the sexiest French accent ever.

- This continues passively for 6months. As I learn more about her she's from small-town France, old school values, and started sending me letters/packages in the mail.

- I started buying books, taking lessons/tutors in French to improve communications with her. I never ended up going to France though because I was young and dumb. 24/25 years old, prime douchebag years, so I was blowing all extra income on hitting clubs and chasing local sloots.

- We eventually just fizzled out and stopped talking for like 2 years, but I had already grasped such a decent amount of the French language I just kept using it.

- Ended up moving to Paris last year by complete chance/opportunity for my work. Was talking to a different French girl but then oneitis added me on social media out of nowhere so we've been keeping passive "once every other month WhatsApp communication" since then.

- She saw I was in her town a few days ago and sent me a message tonight asking me if I was still there because she would like to get dinner. I'm totally NOT in her town anymore but rather Paris, but I told her "yeah I'm still here". She said "great lets meet tomorrow for dinner". So I just bought a train ticket and a hotel room for tomorrow to go see her for the first time ever.

- I would be immensely terrified of being catfished but as I said, she has already sent me personal videos and stuff. Fuk, we've even sent eachother christmas packages the first 2 years we were talking. Not gonna lie, I'm so nervous I'm acutually a bit nauseous.



Cliffs:
- Flirted with random foreign girl on twitter 5 years ago
- Random flirting snowballed after 6 months to the point of learning an entire language for her
- Never actually met the girl in person, just video chats and long email convos
- Mutual interest fizzled out after 2~ years.
- Randomly reconnected a year ago, she found out I was near her city recently and wants to grab dinner to meet for the first time ever.


Pic of oneitis:

Spoiler!

You brahs will have to excuse how conservative I've went with the pic, after all this IS my oneitis and detectives are the woat.

hold me misc. nervous as fuark.

[DolphinPilot]

inb4 she has a penis

[JackTheMiscer]

Spot sold to twopiece

[Livinhealthier2010]

that's a man

[BobJones02]

spot4sale
edit: Spot sold to twopiece

[EmmaW4tson]

So do you have up to date pics of her?

[wangbadan]

That's actually an awesome story but when I clicked spoiler pic I expected something like real life Belle from beauty and the beast tbh... since you said small town france, old school values, and physical letters lol. But good luck to you - hope it's everything youve built it up to be in your head srs

[W1LLW]

So do you have up to date pics of her?

one I posted itt isn't even 3 months old.

That's actually an awesome story but when I clicked spoiler pic I expected something like real life Belle from beauty and the beast tbh... since you said small town france, old school values, and physical letters lol. But good luck to you

born and raised in small town France, but dad is from Colombia so she looks a bit "spicier" than the average French woman.

[Humungus]

Face is kinda meh. Where's the big booty pic?

[StrawHat94]

Oh man , better get some insurance on them organs boyo

[SYKO227]

in b4 you wake up in a tub of ice missing your kidneys.
RIP

[Brozef]

Good for you breh

Hopefully you can at least get a smash and dash out of this!

[kovalchuk71]

-@'d Jeremih on twitter 5 years ago when he released his "Late Nights with Jeremih" mixtape. He retweeted whatever I said and some random chick liked it.

- Saw that random chick had a big booty in her profile pic so I slid in her dms. She no speaka engrish well, only french. I didn't know a word of French.

- Used google translate to flirt with her passively for like 2 months. She eventually starts sending private videos to my email with absolutely god awful English in the sexiest French accent ever.

- This continues passively for 6months. As I learn more about her she's from small-town France, old school values, and started sending me letters/packages in the mail.

- I started buying books, taking lessons/tutors in French to improve communications with her. I never ended up going to France though because I was young and dumb. 24/25 years old, prime douchebag years, so I was blowing all extra income on hitting clubs and chasing local sloots.

- We eventually just fizzled out and stopped talking for like 2 years, but I had already grasped such a decent amount of the French language I just kept using it.

- Ended up moving to Paris last year by complete chance/opportunity for my work. Was talking to a different French girl but then oneitis added me on social media out of nowhere so we've been keeping passive "once every other month WhatsApp communication"

Still don’t think you’re past that phase, brah.

Good luck, though.

[Motiviert]

Spot for sale

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[Chrysippus]

Great story OP, really cool and heart warming, I hope this goes well for you.

[ImnotNatty]

vas-y mon gars baise la

+ elle est moche sur la photo

[HTDG]

Make sure if you bring her back to your hotel that it does NOT have a balcony, brah.


In on potential police investigation thread/misc in the news

[hewhodar3s]

in.jpg

[Luc1fer]

Damn, romantic misc movie coming

[Mudshovel]

Also RIP OP. I will pray for your safety.

[wincel]

"You're shorter than I expected..."

"Well it was nice to meet you! Bye!"

[W1LLW]

vas-y mon gars baise la

+ elle est moche sur la photo

typique pour un homme de France. Très mince, un corps comme une femme... mais Talking chit.

[ImnotNatty]

typique pour un homme de France. Très mince, un corps comme une femme... mais Talking chit.

ayy lmao pourquoi faire de la musculation quand tout se qui importe est le visage ?

[homersexual]

You only live once, right? No ragrets.

[dmoneythegoat]

You better PM me a phat booty pic to make up for it brah. We've been through so much together

[District]

Sooo cuteeee. OP, pics of booty now. Let us know how it goes. In b4 organs are gone.

[HughBMyron]

this can't be fuking real lmao

In on B1LLBO baggins catfish thread.

[r32gojirra]

In on 2rd page

[kovalchuk71]

this can't be fuking real lmao

In on B1LLBO baggins catfish thread.

In b4 Norv Turner shows up.

[vnwng]

Innnnnnnnnnnnn.