Official DALLAS COWBOYS thread, part 4

[headinahole]

Byron Jones has 3100 more snaps than Jourdan Lewis and 1 less pick.

[JWeezy83]

Byron Jones has 3100 more snaps than Jourdan Lewis and 1 less pick.

Twitter geniuses will tell you that’s because no one throws at him and you can’t gauge cbs on picks. We got some dumbazz fans

[JWeezy83]

Josh Allen right now is 10-21 with 80 yards, we made him look like Joe Montana

[5x10]

Josh Allen right now is 10-21 with 80 yards, we made him look like Joe Montana

same with trubisky

[JWeezy83]

same with trubisky

I expect Mitch to suck azz next week so yep

[headinahole]

Ofc rams catch fire right before playing us.

[niospecv]

Watched the 49ers-Saints game and I cried a little inside knowing we'll never have a coach like Shanahan and Payton.

Then I see George Kittles go beast mode and I see our geriatric TE. Hurts man. phukk this gay earth.

[ChknFrydMFer]

Ofc rams catch fire right before playing us.

This a bad thing?

[ChknFrydMFer]

Watched the 49ers-Saints game and I cried a little inside knowing we'll never have a coach like Shanahan and Payton.

Then I see George Kittles go beast mode and I see our geriatric TE. Hurts man. phukk this gay earth.

We had Payton...just lmao

[niospecv]

We had Payton...just lmao

Phukking Jerry.

[JWeezy83]

Maher cut, remember this day(12/9/19) as the day our super bowl run started.

[Dirk__Diggler]

Maher cut, remember this day(12/9/19) as the day our super bowl run started.

Fuk yeah!! Lets do this!

[Lunatic]

Maher cut, remember this day(12/9/19) as the day our super bowl run started.

Kickers this year are mind-blowingly bad. It's nuts, man.

Fuk yeah!! Lets do this!

I actively pull for whoever the Cowboys play, but knowing you're a Dallas fan will make me pull for them so much more.


It's messed up to say, but y'all just need Jerry Jones to die for y'all to have the success y'all should be getting. It's unreal.

[ChknFrydMFer]

Ofc rams catch fire right before playing us.

Rams open as a 3 point underdog LOLOLOL

[5x10]

My son and I are going to this game, he’s 10 , wants it for his bday
I almost got some bad ass tickets in section 209, but I procrastinated and they are gone now (seat geek)

My son says, “even if they lose, it will be a fun experience”

Lol, even he thinks they don’t stand a chance

[headinahole]

My son and I are going to this game, he’s 10 , wants it for his bday
I almost got some bad ass tickets in section 209, but I procrastinated and they are gone now (seat geek)

My son says, “even if they lose, it will be a fun experience”

Lol, even he thinks they don’t stand a chance

Take him by Texas Live, you'll both have a blast there.

[headinahole]

If you lose out you're awfully close to 1.10 instead of 1.24 after beating the Seahawks then getting MOLLYWHOPPED by the niners in the playoffs.

[JWeezy83]

If you lose out you're awfully close to 1.10 instead of 1.24 after beating the Seahawks then getting MOLLYWHOPPED by the niners in the playoffs.

I mean Ceedee lamb or a bad azz dt🤔

[headinahole]

I mean Ceedee lamb or a bad azz dt🤔

I'd eat my own nuts for CeeDee Lamb or Derrick Brown

[BigDeeps01]

My son and I are going to this game, he’s 10 , wants it for his bday
I almost got some bad ass tickets in section 209, but I procrastinated and they are gone now (seat geek)

My son says, “even if they lose, it will be a fun experience”

Lol, even he thinks they don’t stand a chance

Lol that's funny. I'd be jealous of your son, that's going to be an awesome experience for a 10 year old

I need you guys to go punch them in the mouth and rough them up before we play them next week please

[ChknFrydMFer]

I need you guys to go punch them in the mouth and rough them up before we play them next week please

If anything we'll just inflate their team's confidence.

[JUGGERNAUT1333]

Lol that's funny. I'd be jealous of your son, that's going to be an awesome experience for a 10 year old

I need you guys to go punch them in the mouth and rough them up before we play them next week please

lol fat chance.

Gurley/Brown are probably going to steamroll our front 7. I'm predicting 250 rush yards for the Rams offense. Cowboys will score 7 points in the first half, and probably get another 10-14 in garbage time making it a 31 to 24 type game.

[headinahole]

If miami traded Minkah to Dallas instead of Pitt their pick compensation would be better.


Pitt got a 8th string qb, no LT, no rb, no wr.


Dallas lost the LG and a kicker.

[BigDeeps01]

lol fat chance.

Gurley/Brown are probably going to steamroll our front 7. I'm predicting 250 rush yards for the Rams offense. Cowboys will score 7 points in the first half, and probably get another 10-14 in garbage time making it a 31 to 24 type game.

Rams always play Seattle and Cardinals well, I wouldn't expect a dominating performance from them

[ChknFrydMFer]

lol fat chance.

Gurley/Brown are probably going to steamroll our front 7. I'm predicting 250 rush yards for the Rams offense. Cowboys will score 7 points in the first half, and probably get another 10-14 in garbage time making it a 31 to 24 type game.

Bruh, it's going to be a rout...I expect Rams vs Cards volume 2

[ChknFrydMFer]

If miami traded Minkah to Dallas instead of Pitt their pick compensation would be better.

I'd put our "If" usage up against any other team thread on the misc

[headinahole]

I'd put our "If" usage up against any other team thread on the misc

They'd have Minkah playing special teams

[JotaroJoestar]

I don't understand how you guys are so bad yet so talented. Must be frustrating.

[JWeezy83]

I don't understand how you guys are so bad yet so talented. Must be frustrating.

Aware us of this talent. I keep hearing about it, we have one of the worse defenses in the nfl

[headinahole]

Witten has 25 more receptions than Jarwin.

15 more yards of total YAC.