Holy chip the new Star Wars is a total cuckfest [spoiler warning]

[UnclRuckus]

I mean the movie was entertaining enough but jesus christ at all the leftist propaganda they managed to squeeze in there...

brb introduce two new major characters, one of them is a fat asian chick, the other is the new leader for the rebel alliance who is an old hag with blue hair (lmao)

brb every leader in the rebel alliance (and in fact every person present on the bridge of their fleet) is a woman

brb the only new white man in the rebellion (if Poe can even be considered white, dunno) is completely disregarded and presented as an impulsive idiot who makes the horrible mistake of doubting the infinite wisdom of women even though they refuse to share their reasoning with him when he raises very valid doubts

brb at the casino planet, Finn: "wow this place is pretty cool and beatiful", fat asian chick: "no actually all rich people are evil, let me explain why capitalism is bad and everyone with money is a war profiteering child exploiter who is also cruel to animals"

brb the space penguin thingies are only in the movie to make some ham-fisted point about the horror of eating meat

brb chewbacca who has always been portrayed as a raging blood thirsty feral beast who rips peoples arms off turns into a vegan because of said space-penguins

brb no fights can be won through military might or power, only through selfless sacrifice by heroic women or the infinite magical power of friendship

[bezarker]

Didn't read sh!t so go eat a bag of dicks fa99ot

[casiNo.]

yeah for the battlefront 2 campaign its a female lead too lol

all they had to do was make the campaign about ya boy rex and the clones thru order 66 and it would be amazing



















































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Didn't read sh!t so go eat a bag of dicks fa99ot

[Zerafian]

Didn't read sh!t so go eat a bag of dicks fa99ot

[Nelly87]

gunna see this friday - wondering if it'll be as bad as op states

[Gainzzz]

This is why I'm not watching this or the first one. They couldn't even just let us keep Star Wars.

fkin kunts

[Ripper908]

Will wait for it to hit netflix

hated the last one that came out

im curious to know what the big twist in this one is though

[UnclRuckus]

Guys, it wasn't a chitty movie. It wasn't a great movie either, but it was decent entertainment. Don't let this stuff bother you too much, enjoy it for what it is.

But still, fuking LOL at this stupid trend of movie production companies jamming their morals down consumers throats all the fuking time. Can I be treated as a fuking adult and allowed to make up my own mind on things please?

[jesusxchrist]

Haven’t watched any of the new ones. They all look like sh*t

[mTm]

brb chewbacca who has always been portrayed as a raging blood thirsty feral beast who rips peoples arms off turns into a vegan because of said space-penguins

[UnclRuckus]

Haven’t watched any of the new ones. They all look like sh*t

I thought Rogue One was pretty good actually, much less of a stupid kids movie than 7 & 8.

[KingKringe]

lmao might not even torrent it

[UnclRuckus]

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Dunno if you've seen the movie yet but there he roasts one and then feels regret and doesn't eat it and then he adopts them. Fuking LOL

[m1n2v5]

Thank you best ally, after all you've done you couldn't just not ruin my star wars too

[300BLK]

I mean the movie was entertaining enough but jesus christ at all the leftist propaganda they managed to squeeze in there...

brb introduce two new major characters, one of them is a fat asian chick, the other is the new leader for the rebel alliance who is an old hag with blue hair (lmao)

brb every leader in the rebel alliance (and in fact every person present on the bridge of their fleet) is a woman

brb the only new white man in the rebellion (if Poe can even be considered white, dunno) is completely disregarded and presented as an impulsive idiot who makes the horrible mistake of doubting the infinite wisdom of women even though they refuse to share their reasoning with him when he raises very valid doubts

brb at the casino planet, Finn: "wow this place is pretty cool and beatiful", fat asian chick: "no actually all rich people are evil, let me explain why capitalism is bad and everyone with money is a war profiteering child exploiter who is also cruel to animals"

brb the space penguin thingies are only in the movie to make some ham-fisted point about the horror of eating meat

brb chewbacca who has always been portrayed as a raging blood thirsty feral beast who rips peoples arms off turns into a vegan because of said space-penguins

brb no fights can be won through military might or power, only through selfless sacrifice by heroic women or the infinite magical power of friendship

Holy fuk I hope you're exaggerating, that sounds like a plot to a little kids movie

[InstantLoser]

I assume Mary Sue "Rey"'s mastery of the force continues unabated by the fact that she's done ostensibly zero training.

[UnclRuckus]

Holy fuk I hope you're exaggerating, that sounds like a plot to a little kids movie

It's Disney brah, it literally is a movie made with the express purpose of selling toys to children. So yeah, it pretty much is.

I assume Mary Sue "Rey"'s mastery of the force continues unabated by the fact that she's done ostensibly zero training.

She actually slices a rock in half and meditates on a cliff for 5 seconds before having a major revelation and unlocking her potential. So yeah, more or less.

[SadBoys]

People still watch this crap?

[mTm]

I assume Mary Sue "Rey"'s mastery of the force continues unabated by the fact that she's done ostensibly zero training.

She is Superman, her only kryptonite is Kylo's beefy pecs... (srs)

[Jeffbrah]

The fact that 93% critics giving it a positive score shows how SJW it is. When critics love a movie, you can assume it's filled with SJW garbage. I'll see the movie but I won't be paying for it. I'll only see it free. If you're buying tickets to this movie yet claim to be anti-SJW, then you're a hypocrite.

[jonB89]

lmfao sounds disney as fuk cuzzzzz

[Sumgai]

fat asian chick

They never cast actually hot Chinese girls like on the Chinese movies and tv shows

[PKneyr]

Star wars is for geeks and pretentious *******s.

[UnclRuckus]

They never cast actually hot Chinese girls like on the Chinese movies and tv shows

women aren't put in movies for your viewing pleasure you objectifying sexist pig

Spoiler!

they're there to fill diversity quotas

Star wars is for geeks and pretentious *******s.

[CaliSuperSport]

yeah for the battlefront 2 campaign its a female lead too lol

all they had to do was make the campaign about ya boy rex and the clones thru order 66 and it would be amazing

Janina Gavinkar is hot tho

[LeonardShelby]

Wonder if the studios force this kind of shyt on these people. Movie was written by Rian Johnson whose other movies were never really socially hamfisted.

[getseverygirl]

The worst part was leia flying like superman

[InVentive44]

Lol op don't forget the one scene where luke and yoda are on that swampy chit hole planet and yoda starts deep throating luke calling him his master.. like wtf?! get out of here with that *******ry

[CaliSuperSport]

Wonder if the studios force this kind of shyt on these people. Movie was written by Rian Johnson whose other movies were never really socially hamfisted.

Course they do. Walking dead is the worst major show with this chit.

brb jabs at conservatives
brb pro-environmentalism
brb most the relationships are interracial or gay/lesbian
brb forced emphasis on women being strong

[TheFuarkingBoss]

Yeah I heard some of the actors and others on the news talking about how the film is made diverse etc.

Its like when you start admiting that you are forcing diversity it is just going to go wrong, why not just hire actors that are fit for the role.