Nothing more HNNNNNG than...

[HerrPeterson]

wow I got to move to ND

- Here around my parts, the way things are with all this sexually harassment destroying peoples livelihoods

- I'm going to be force to write up a consensual sex contact, take a pic of their ID, and film them giving consent before going in a plowing the fawk out of these sloots

This should be a joke, but that's the wave of the future... I feel like I need to check with my lawyer before I ever get my rocks off

[HerrPeterson]

so what happened to that girlfriend coming over in 30minutes. Thought so.

Nah, she's here. She's in the kitchen making snacks. Movie night tonight before smashing. Probably have another 15 mins or so to keep rustling your jimmies, then it's on to more noble pursuits.

[HerrPeterson]

you mean she is making snacks in the kitchen sink that you piss in. im sure she exists...in your imagination.

Are you so poor you have to cook in the sink? Damn dawg, I've got a stove and an oven and a couple countertops, even a smoker out back... and you can't make spanakopita in the sink, bruh.

+ she cleans when she's over here, so that sink is sparkling clean. Brb gonna go have her polish my knob while she's at it

[JerseyFinger]

you piss in your kitchen sink bro. the same sink you wash your dishes and fruit in. do you live in your parents kitchen or something? I mean, we know you piss in the kitchen sink because you wouldn't piss in the bathroom sink when the toilet is right there.

angry no Avi cuck


Just like ashwar who wears a fukkin beanie in gym and hides uglybeta cheekbones with pubic facialbeard.


Fukkin cucks lmfao

[HerrPeterson]

you piss in your kitchen sink bro. the same sink you wash your dishes and fruit in. do you live in your parents kitchen or something? I mean, we know you piss in the kitchen sink because you wouldn't piss in the bathroom sink when the toilet is right there.

I really gtg, but I'm so invested at this point...

Were you even in on the thread about pissing in the sink? Have you never once-- in a drunken stupor, in a hurry, at a party when all the bathrooms are taken up and it's freezing balls outside, when you first wake up in the morning and need to take a leak but your dorm-mates have the bathrooms locked while they take way too long in the shower-- in any circumstance been like "Phuck it, need to release, let's use the sink"?? Having a cawk means having options about where you piss, and I'm not above exercising those options when push comes to shove. And a pretty substantial majority of miscer brahs have done/do so too.

[Khangura175]

angry no Avi cuck


Just like ashwar who wears a fukkin beanie in gym and hides uglybeta cheekbones with pubic facialbeard.


Fukkin cucks lmfao

Off topic from your cuckolding thread:

Have you seen Fargo? Pretty good show.

[ace333]

OP we all know this didn't happen and also way to rep ND brahs being a *******

[JerseyFinger]

Lol cucks in denial because I do alpha Chad chit


What's new?

[JerseyFinger]

we saw your pics. nothing you do will ever be alpha Chad. not even close.

Lmao pics from two years ago where yeah, I was higher bodyfat.

Guess what? I still slayed hella poon down in Florida

[JerseyFinger]

yea? how much did she charge you?

Nothing. I met her on MeetMe because she was selling pot (best weed I've ever had to date. FL weed is so dank) and we hit it off. Piped her down, smoked a blunt and was on my way. This was in Ft.Lauderdale

[aragon416]

that sounds like rape OP

[HerrPeterson]

yea in my frat house in college. in the civilized world? maybe, but not any time recently. and if i did i certainly wouldnt stand in solidarity with some ******* over it.

Yeah dude, I'm still young and my frat days aren't far behind me at all... Also I happen to JerseyFinger made a great thread. Don't need to analyze it, just want to appreciate it. Hnnng girls in yoga pants getting fukked. What's wrong with talking about the important issues? It's a cool thread, he's a cool guy, not a hard decision to stand with him on this one.

[HerrPeterson]

Lmao pics from two years ago where yeah, I was higher bodyfat.

Still looking pretty swole even back then bro, if you don't mind my saying (no homo, just mirin)

Nothing. I met her on MeetMe because she was selling pot (best weed I've ever had to date. FL weed is so dank) and we hit it off. Piped her down, smoked a blunt and was on my way. This was in Ft.Lauderdale

This is why JF is my boy. Fuarkin right bro, that's how you do it!

[JerseyFinger]

but you still had to pay her. fukk you are so dumb.

BRB Fukks one girl - "was slaying hella poon down in FL"
BRB Cant get laid in ND
BRB Never had a gf who he was pimping for $300-600
BRB Whole story just fell apart

Lmao. It's not like I told her Ill buy weed if you fukk me. She gave me her address to pick up a bag of weed ($100 worth, she hooked it up too) and we just connected really well. One thing led to another and next thing you know I'm taking her clothes off and we're making love. Also lmao if you think I can't get laid here. Also this was two years ago before I had a girlfriend, so how exactly has my story fallen apart? Oh, and I smashed a Brazilian bish that I met walking down Atlantic avenue with the sith Lord. Pretty sure that one was a gold digger but I didn't pay her either. Just met up after dropping the pisslord off and smashed quick.

[JerseyFinger]

Still looking pretty swole even back then bro, if you don't mind my saying (no homo, just mirin)



This is why JF is my boy. Fuarkin right bro, that's how you do it!

Tymen tymen


Repsssss

[AshWar]

One thing led to another and next thing you know I'm taking her clothes off and we're making love.

[HerrPeterson]

Yeah, I think making love is a bit strong. Honestly, I'm hooked on that phrase "piped her down." Never heard that phrase before, but I ****ing love it and it sounds a lot more alpha...

And she threw in a toke on top, you must've piped her good bro

[JerseyFinger]

Yeah, I think making love is a bit strong. Honestly, I'm hooked on that phrase "piped her down." Never heard that phrase before, but I ****ing love it and it sounds a lot more alpha...

And she threw in a toke on top, you must've piped her good bro

It was pretty passionate TBH and I really liked people in Florida. Chits so much different up here brahs.

But I guess you could say I poonjed her tite hole too

Layed some pipe in her cawkpocket

[JerseyFinger]

Also I don't get what's so unbelievable about getting laid to you guys? Like what? Lmao, is it that much of a rarity to you all?


This thread was supposed to be about relishing in the joy of smashing bishes in yogas and the alpha thrill of testing through their pants to get to what's rightfully yours


Also lmao at the guy that said it sounds like rape. Kinda does lmao but most girls I've done it too were into it and the ones that weren't were cool with it/accepted it after I promised them a new pair

[JerseyFinger]

You know what's alpha as fuark too? Taking their panties as a souvenir to remember the smash. Fuuuuuuark.

[HerrPeterson]

Also I don't get what's so unbelievable about getting laid to you guys? Like what? Lmao, is it that much of a rarity to you all?

Not a rarity, but I usually have to work a little for it haha

This thread was supposed to be about relishing in the joy of smashing bishes in yogas and the alpha thrill of testing through their pants to get to what's rightfully yours

This sentence is the GOAT. And that's why this is such an awesome thread. I've only done it once before, but I got such a burst of testosterone I think I could've just pierced her pants with my dink. (Had to buy her new pants afterwards, so the alpha was followed by some serious beta... but still laid some pipe)

[Also lmao at the guy that said it sounds like rape. Kinda does lmao but most girls I've done it too were into it and the ones that weren't were cool with it/accepted it after I promised them a new pair

Sometimes you've gotta treat sloots like a sloot. Pretty sure they're all into it at some level haha

[DesiredUserphag]

This man knows his stuff!

[ArchangelST]

This thread speaks for itself. However, I went to your channel out of morbid curiosity and just phucking lol...

Given any opportunity, I'd open-hand bitch slap your delusional ******* ass. SRS.





In before old internet tough guy.

[CopeyDan]

Seems like a waste of money.

[EmmaW4tson]

So is this North Dakotas version of Testifier/GMiscer?

[SuchSquats]

top dogs gotta eat nomsayin

[JerseyFinger]

top dogs gotta eat nomsayin

Top do gotta eat brahbrah

[JerseyFinger]

This thread speaks for itself. However, I went to your channel out of morbid curiosity and just phucking lol...

Given any opportunity, I'd open-hand bitch slap your delusional ******* ass. SRS.





In before old internet tough guy.

Lol if you tried attacking me I would end your life you fragile boned badback old man. I would strike you in the throat then take a ****ing bite out of your neck and eat it, then perform a satanic ritual as you slowly slipped into Oblivion. ******* old man.