*** sɹǝןןnd ʞʍɐɔ ǝıssnɐ *** (5.0 Poppin Multis and Stayin Salty)

[Dominik]

GTFO Dom! Youve been a mod how long and expect me to believe youve never negged anyone?

Wouldn't lie to you brochacho. From memory I've received red blocks 3 times and twice was friendly fire after I admitting I'd been negged only once. I'm just not mod material.

In other news it seems the City of Churches can't get a statue right.

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[hai2dehfolks]

Dropped a couple of frothies with the boys at the local today whilst belting out some Dune Rats. Never felt better.

One day I'll convince Bots to sink some tins :}

it was the booze that cured you. So we were all right. Good deal. Boti needs to get down off her high horse and join those beneath her. I would love to knock em back with Boti... I'll be her wingman (if single)... If she's taken then I wouldn't ask her to be mine... I'm wingman material... Or seconds for the grubbin. Whomp whomp. Lol

In other news it seems the City of Churches can't get a statue right.

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Awwwfuuuuk lolololol. How could they not have seen that?

[rome1989]

Mate pls stop fkn posting in this thread. It is not right that we have a Texan with the highest thread count in a cawk pullers thread. I would suggest moving here and assimilating but....

Spoiler!

fk off we're full

[Botika]

On dat diet time. Alcohol RIP

[WillNotBreak]

On dat diet time. Alcohol RIP

Workin on dat der dad bod... drinkin heaps, RIP gains.

[Botika]

Workin on dat der dad bod... drinkin heaps, RIP gains.

I'm jumping off the body acceptance bandwagon and focusing on vanity instead.

[JamesA1990]

I'm jumping off the body acceptance bandwagon and focusing on vanity instead.

Why do squats when its all about the bobs?

[WillNotBreak]

I'm jumping off the body acceptance bandwagon and focusing on vanity instead.

Will offer constructive ctiticism for tasteful noodz you slide into my DM.

[hai2dehfolks]

^^^ You aren't supposed to ask for noodz... Fukkin mods.

Why do squats when its all about the bobs?

Wtf... It's both. It's T and A. Girls aren't allowed to choose.

Just like boyos aren't supposed to choose between the glamour muscles and legs.

[necon76]

On dat diet time. Alcohol RIP

Not the chardonnay!

[WillNotBreak]

^^^ You aren't supposed to ask for noodz... Fukkin mods.

There was no request, just stating what would happen if tasteful noods slid into my DM.

Same offer stands for all my brahs and brahettes.

[hai2dehfolks]

There was no request, just stating what would happen if tasteful noods slid into my DM.

Same offer stands for all my brahs and brahettes.

I stand corrected. Semantics win again.

[JamesA1990]

Going through old photo's on my long forgotten photobucket account and came across this cringe gem



How to be a miscer 101:

>be me
>get offered sexual favours for generic advice
>asks for pics instead
>blow it

[necon76]

Lmao

[WillNotBreak]

Going through old photo's on my long forgotten photobucket account and came across this cringe gem



How to be a miscer 101:

>be me
>get offered sexual favours for generic advice
>asks for pics instead
>blow it
[img]http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n427/J_ames90/photo-14-1.jpg[/ilmg]
[img]http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n427/J_ames90/lolol-1.jpg[/g]

Black jesus would be disappoint.

[hai2dehfolks]

James... You don't have to lie. This was yesterday. And damn that was tragic lol

[JamesA1990]

James... You don't have to lie. This was yesterday. And damn that was tragic lol

naw i was joocy back then, now i've gone fat powerlifting cope


This was yesterday tho, last deadlift session before comp day. 9 days out, gonna #crushthepuss

[envisu]

naw i was joocy back then, now i've gone fat powerlifting cope


This was yesterday tho, last deadlift session before comp day. 9 days out, gonna #crushthepuss


[youtube]fNL]

why powerlift when it's all about the text game

[Botika]

Not the chardonnay!

[hai2dehfolks]

idk what you said in this post. Or what you were even doing in the video. I honestly just zeroed in center stage mid height.


What were we talking about? I lost my train of thought...

[Juicetin]

Member when Aussie Cawk Pullers was full of Aussie Cawk Pullers.

I member :}

[necon76]

I think we need to implement a rule that you have to have pulled at least one Aussie cawk to be permitted to post.

[Botika]

Member when Aussie Cawk Pullers was full of Aussie Cawk Pullers.

I member :}

How are ya Juicy? Still living the berra lyfe?

[Dominik]

naw i was joocy back then, now i've gone fat powerlifting cope

This was yesterday tho, last deadlift session before comp day. 9 days out, gonna #crushthepuss

[youtube]fNLxTQdxKN8[youtube]

Ripping deads on a platform with a nice sunset behind you. Where is this majestic place to train?

I spent most of my time doing them in fitness centres full of bros teabagging each other on bench press and checking out their abs between sets of curls.

[hai2dehfolks]

Member when Aussie Cawk Pullers was full of Aussie Cawk Pullers.

I member :}

lol. You can tell me not to post and I'll leave y'all alone, Joocey. I'm literally the only non Strayan person in here.

[Dominik]

lol. You can tell me not to post and I'll leave y'all alone, Joocey. I'm literally the only non Strayan person in here.

I posted for over 10 years in a chat thread here full of Americans where I'd say 99.9% of the time I was the only Strayan.

Became a mod after a couple of years so it was probably harder for them to tell me to fk off.

Anyway you will have to brush up on your local knowledge. None of this Tim Tams are Canadian business.

[hai2dehfolks]

I posted for over 10 years in a chat thread here full of Americans where I'd say 99.9% of the time I was the only Strayan.

Became a mod after a couple of years so it was probably harder for them to tell me to fk off.

Anyway you will have to brush up on your local knowledge. None of this Tim Tams are Canadian business.

I wasn't saying that Tim Tams are Canadian... The red Aussie said that you could find them and kinder eggs in US.... And you can find neither here bc those are in Canada.

Man this thread sure has picked up though.... I know a bit about Straya. I also know that kangaroos can't jump backwards... I learned that from a Daniel Tosh special though. Lol. Snapple facts.

[JamesA1990]

I wasn't saying that Tim Tams are Canadian... The red Aussie said that you could find them and kinder eggs in US.... And you can find neither here bc those are in Canada.

Man this thread sure has picked up though.... I know a bit about Straya. I also know that kangaroos can't jump backwards... I learned that from a Daniel Tosh special though. Lol. Snapple facts.

next.

[envisu]

next.

rip in pieces wazza44

[hai2dehfolks]

next.

Lol don't bullshyt a bulshytter...




My source is much more credible than your video in reverse. I win.