With Houstonmiscer getting head and Nicklol getting vagyne

[BlackScorpio91]

She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time

I actually have to agree with this, alot of these dudes' want the cream of the crop but aren't even at that level. Just LOL.

[Brozart]

Lol it was the first time I every made out with a girl. I've seen enough movies and TV to know that when there is that one moment of silence, to just go for it and kiss her (srs). I didn't really use a lot of tongue, she used tongue first so I did as well. I went for the sensual kiss method

She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time

-hooks up with one girl
-starts determining the rules of seduction

[FrankCostello]

Is she indian too?

[jimmyfett98]

WTF brah i been trynna get with this girl, who also went to her parents' in Katy. Are you cucking me brah? Does her name start with an R?

HM pls respawn

[AmIGoodNuff]

-hooks up with one girl
-starts determining the rules of seduction

Soon as they get some play they start acting like theyre players.

[Brozart]

https://i.imgur.com/TSN4hdW.gif
HM pls respawn

that gif is always captivating man.

chick looks fuarkin hot too

someone get her to post on misc

[s1ckpsycho]

I will carry FA torch

I used to be such a good constant poster

[Gios]

From FAyer to slayer, the HM story

[goodwallaby]

One of my favorite things about misc is the formation of copypastas/misc lingo and the use of copypastas to unawares.

[HoustonMiscer]

Too far for me bro. I'm coming from Pearland. I'll be at the downtown Lucky's.

Actually I might join you, srs. Debating if I should drive or Uber, leaning towards Uber. I can bite the bullet on a 40 dollar uber ride to and back. It's the FUKING WORLD SERIES after all

[PeaceWithin]

Actually I might join you, srs. Debating if I should drive or Uber, leaning towards Uber. I can bite the bullet on a 40 dollar uber ride to and back. It's the FUKING WORLD SERIES after all

Saw you posted ITT and got kind of pumped.

Leaving semi disappointed.

[propreffered7]

that gif is always captivating man.

chick looks fuarkin hot too

someone get her to post on misc

does # 10 recognize it or no?

either shes too shy to say something or she just reacts to a flicker and doesn't even think about what it was.. she never looks back though

[HockeyBacon18]

She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time

can a mod pin this to the misc for all the FAs to read

[BearTactics]

What did you do with her nipples? Describe it to us in detail

Spoiler!

*moans

Lmao

[HoustonMiscer]

damn, faking your way through a makeout as a virgin with what must've been a seasoned slootpro is pretty impressive. did you bite her lips or neck or anything? pull her hair?

sometimes a sloot is dying for a nice hard slap to the face too (not srs)

Didn't pull her hair, but I did bite her lips a few times. Right before she sucked me I kissed her neck and suked on them tittays. Every time I pulled away after making out I gave her the Chad stare and then went back at it again

What did you do with her nipples? Describe it to us in detail

Spoiler!

*moans

Sucked on them tittays. While she was suking my dik I played with her bobs with one hand and with the other hand I smacked her ass and fingered her vagene

[4everalone]

GJDM HoustonMiscer!!

See FA’s! We’re all gonna make it. Let HoustonMiscer be your motivation. Guy has been a misc virgin for years and is now telling thirsty sloots that they have to earn his dink.

I love the attitude change this BJ gave you. I used to neg you for posting so many beta posts. Now you seem confident as fuk. Hilarious that you just got your first BJ at age 28 and now ur giving out pointers on how to attract sloots. Strong

[poland144]

Didn't pull her hair, but I did bite her lips a few times. Right before she sucked me I kissed her neck and suked on them tittays. Every time I pulled away after making out I gave her the Chad stare and then went back at it again



Sucked on them tittays. While she was suking my dik I played with her bobs with one hand and with the other hand I smacked her ass and fingered her vagene

Can you do a webcam pic of the chad stare brah, need to learn from the master p00nslayer

Or at least a MSPaint

[mTOR]

She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face.

this is true


but come on homie this the misc

we gonna get pics or at least a physical description & hbb rating/10 or nah?

[Brozart]

does # 10 recognize it or no?

either shes too shy to say something or she just reacts to a flicker and doesn't even think about what it was.. she never looks back though

from reading the sign in the back, seems they're polish; the females know they gotta just do what men want

[Arkileon]

so im guessing houston didnt smash her?

[WhirlwindTobias]

Srs question do some of you guys really not pay?

I don't pay for coffee on Tinder dates. Call me cynical but if I have to pay to meet someone from Tinder they may as well call it "Free drinks and food for women", or "Billpayer".

Now if she's a great gal and we hit it off, I'll cover the bill next time because she's not just a Tinder match, she's a date.

[lolXlol]

She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time

did i read this right? she isn't sub 7? so you jagged yourself a 7+? putting aside the fact that i don't believe your whore of a gf is 7+, is this girl a white 7 or an ethnic 7 cuz ethnic 7 = universal 5 so i'm still not impressed, maybe you're a fan of that curry infused puss but no thx

oh btw i can tell you think you're better than the rest of us incels now don't you hm? oh look at me guise, i'm not a virgin anymore, i'm better than u ****s hurr hurr, just so you know i won't be taking any of your generic obnoxious slayer 'advice', we don't need your pity bud, now go on run along with your fellow slayer pals

[drvillain]

did i read this right? she isn't sub 7? so you jagged yourself a 7+? putting aside the fact that i don't believe your whore of a gf is 7+, is this girl a white 7 or an ethnic 7 cuz ethnic 7 = universal 5 so i'm still not impressed, maybe you're a fan of that curry infused puss but no thx

oh btw i can tell you think you're better than the rest of us incels now don't you hm? oh look at me guise, i'm not a virgin anymore, i'm better than u ****s hurr hurr, just so you know i won't be taking any of your generic obnoxious slayer 'advice', we don't need your pity bud, now go on run along with your fellow slayer pals

lmao

[BlotterBrah]

-hooks up with one girl
-starts determining the rules of seduction

He's an expert mate I'm waiting for the Houstinmiscer PUA Q&A

[drvillain]

He's an expert mate I'm waiting for the Houstinmiscer PUA Q&A

nicklol started doing that after his 3rd world girls trying to get a visa; it's the only reason I give him **** now

[BlotterBrah]

did i read this right? she isn't sub 7? so you jagged yourself a 7+? putting aside the fact that i don't believe your whore of a gf is 7+, is this girl a white 7 or an ethnic 7 cuz ethnic 7 = universal 5 so i'm still not impressed, maybe you're a fan of that curry infused puss but no thx

oh btw i can tell you think you're better than the rest of us incels now don't you hm? oh look at me guise, i'm not a virgin anymore, i'm better than u ****s hurr hurr, just so you know i won't be taking any of your generic obnoxious slayer 'advice', we don't need your pity bud, now go on run along with your fellow slayer pals

This is why HM got some gobs and you are still red on the misc

[RealAesthetic]

I will carry FA torch

I used to be such a good constant poster

god-speed my friend

[Skinnyfloyd1]

She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time

[outfoxxed]

Holy duck at waiting like 6 days to meet again.

Nobody is that busy.

Anyone can hang out after or before work. You just have to be worth it for them to want to.

Houstonmiscer, I think she’s not interested

this. girls are so hot and cold that you've got no guarantee you're getting laid srs.

unless you got your text game going all throughout the week, she's going to start feeling less open to going out with you friday and all she has to do is say "oh im not feeling good" and your date is cancelled.

unless the chick is ballsdeep into you or you've known them for a long time, i'd never guarantee i'm getting laid. on tinder, where they barely know you and you're pretty much a stranger, there's a pretty big chance she flakes on you. especially since she flaked on you with her parents

[SamKunt]

Proud of my houston brah! Keep being positive!