Happy Friday thread: Misc Appreciation thread...

[FrazettaSilke]

tfw still a member of rawdog or naw, dog crew
tfw hella ****s given

Pls be careful bby

[TheMusketeer]

Damn brah, sounds like your feet are to the fire. Hope everything goes smoother as the day goes on. Would rep your mom IRL for defeating cancer, sounds like a great, strong woman. Have fun...I think I'm gonna go see Kingsman this weekend too. Have a good weekend, be safe and have fun.

Things are tame now. It just sucked at first because the stupid trick who is the POC for the meeting is low key always screwing something up with her meetings. I kinda blame myself for not double checking, but thought since it was a worker bee meeting we'd be ok. The headcount jumped drastically so we had to move the meeting and flip a conference room. And the POC Mitch had diarrhea of the mouth and mentioned we had a delegate microphone system....



so I had to set that up and that's a bish to do with our older conference equipment......inb4 deer diary....I'll be good after I get my lobster roll and knock back a few. I think I'm really pissed cause I thought I was just gonna get paid to make chops with shoelaces all day.

My mom is actually rad as fook....both my parents are. I think what messed me up the worst was seeing how human my parents were during that time. I actually put my folks on a pedestal. My dad is the coolest, greatest dude ever to me and my mom is my homegirl and the most beautiful woman ever in my eyes. So to see him worry and her looking sick and losing her hair and stuff....kinda messed me up. But we're partying now baby.....she made it!

[badbl00d]

100% confirmed. got some things to get off my mind, so if i'm extra lucky, it will be multiple strangers' relatives that will be bottomed out

tfw still a member of rawdog or naw, dog crew
tfw hella ****s given

Pls be careful bby

Don't listen to Frazetta, Go balls deep, and sprinkle Plan B in golden grahams.

Things are tame now. It just sucked at first because the stupid trick who is the POC for the meeting is low key always screwing something up with her meetings. I kinda blame myself for not double checking, but thought since it was a worker bee meeting we'd be ok. The headcount jumped drastically so we had to move the meeting and flip a conference room. And the POC Mitch had diarrhea of the mouth and mentioned we had a delegate microphone system....



so I had to set that up and that's a bish to do with our older conference equipment......inb4 deer diary....I'll be good after I get my lobster roll and knock back a few. I think I'm really pissed cause I thought I was just gonna get paid to make chops with shoelaces all day.

My mom is actually rad as fook....both my parents are. I think what messed me up the worst was seeing how human my parents were during that time. I actually put my folks on a pedestal. My dad is the coolest, greatest dude ever to me and my mom is my homegirl and the most beautiful woman ever in my eyes. So to see him worry and her looking sick and losing her hair and stuff....kinda messed me up. But we're partying now baby.....she made it!

I couldn't have said it better myself....

I know it's fuked up, but it's a wonderful thing how beating something potentially tragic brings everyone so much closer. Everyone loves each other more outwardly, you appreciate each other more, and you don't take anything for granted. I'm really glad you guys are a much tighter unit. You got me feeling all warm and fuzzy brah...brb gonna call my parents.

[JUGGERNAUT1333]

Stacey to Linda ratio leans heavily in favor of Stacey, but you have to watch out for the Linda's posing as Stacey, cuz they are aplenty too.

currently in a mode though where i might smash any Stacey, Linda, or Debra who happens to cross my path

TFW your area is 70% Lindas

[Zackad]

Pls be careful bby

will do my best, but I can't make any guarantees amigo <3

Don't listen to Frazetta, Go balls deep, and sprinkle Plan B in golden grahams.

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lmao still deciding whether I should even bother going to pick up a pack of condoms. My philosophy is if a girl isn't ready to give it up raw the first time, what's even the point

semi srs

TFW your area is 70% Lindas

Cannot confirm that feel, nor do i want to. You're engaged, no? Given recent events, would rather have a good woman on lock but what can you do other than plow your way to one?

[badbl00d]

TFW your area is 70% Lindas

I know those feels. TFW both colleges let out and 90% of the stacies move back home.

[badbl00d]

lmao still deciding whether I should even bother going to pick up a pack of condoms. My philosophy is if a girl isn't ready to give it up raw the first time, what's even the point

semi srs

Don't even think about it. This isn't a handicap match...sl00t should want you at your best, not with one arm tied behind your back. It's unfair to both of you.

[Zackad]

Don't even think about it. This isn't a handicap match...sl00t should want you at your best, not with one arm tied behind your back. It's unfair to both of you.

100% agreed

just like if i found a girl I didn't wanna fuk raw, I'd know something was up and she wasn't a keeper

cougars here i come

[JUGGERNAUT1333]

Cannot confirm that feel, nor do i want to. You're engaged, no? Given recent events, would rather have a good woman on lock but what can you do other than plow your way to one?

True, it is much better having a woman locked down. Still depressing walking around..........

I know those feels. TFW both colleges let out and 90% of the stacies move back home.

Linda's and Dorothy's all over brah.....

[badbl00d]

100% agreed

just like if i found a girl I didn't wanna fuk raw, I'd know something was up and she wasn't a keeper

cougars here i come

Go get that sugar momma brah

True, it is much better having a woman locked down. Still depressing walking around..........



Linda's and Dorothy's all over brah.....

like Thursday at a bingo hall

[theRealGriNC]

Tomorrow and sunday is bourbon and beyond. I'll be seeing Eddie Vedder and Stevie nicks and a few other good musicians.

[Zackad]

True, it is much better having a woman locked down. Still depressing walking around..........

lol know those feels. eye candy is a double edged sword

Go get that sugar momma brah

literally goals. dead srs.

[badbl00d]

lol know those feels. eye candy is a double edged sword



literally goals. dead srs.

I bet your mom is going to love that. INB4 your mom is chasing your sugar momma around with a knife, and your R8 gets repo'd.

Tomorrow and sunday is bourbon and beyond. I'll be seeing Eddie Vedder and Stevie nicks and a few other good musicians.

You have sugar momma goals too brah?

[Deathstroke]

I'll be keepin' it gangsta...because DAMN it feels good to be a gangsta!

[Zackad]

I bet your mom is going to love that. INB4 your mom is chasing your sugar momma around with a knife, and your R8 gets repo'd.

lmao you must not know my mom

p sure she'd write me in for more of the inheritance if I was able to snag a sugar momma who provided for me. That's just good business sense

[badbl00d]

I'll be keepin' it gangsta...because DAMN it feels good to be a gangsta!

The left stroke is the Deathstroke.

[badbl00d]

lmao you must not know my mom

p sure she'd write me in for more of the inheritance if I was able to snag a sugar momma who provided for me. That's just good business sense

No chit?!

Your mom sounds like a true playa forreal

[MajesticBeat]

100% agreed

just like if i found a girl I didn't wanna fuk raw, I'd know something was up and she wasn't a keeper

cougars here i come

Have a milf fetish crew checking in. Especially one's that have looked after themselves and look good. Hnnnng man.

[badbl00d]

Have a milf fetish crew checking in. Especially one's that have looked after themselves and look good. Hnnnng man.

AKA the ones that only fuk young guys. I feel you brah

[MajesticBeat]

AKA the ones that only fuk young guys. I feel you brah

See first line of sig my dawgie

[twovalvekid]

Finally in. What's good hoes?

[FrazettaSilke]

No chit?!

Your mom sounds like a true playa forreal

p sure she'd write me in for more of the inheritance if I was able to snag a sugar momma who provided for me. That's just good business sense

buncha greasy old degenerates itt

will try to emulate said greasy behavior




<3

Finally in. What's good hoes?

see above

[ragingcrayon]

I got in a fight this morning

[MajesticBeat]

Finally in. What's good hoes?

Just finished wagecelling and headed to the gym for dat dere quick Guido pump, to then go out and be sat on. You?

[badbl00d]

See first line of sig my dawgie

Lmaooooo...Now that you mention it all my favorite pron stars are milfs, no matter the ethnicity. You pair a hot sl00t with that presence that comes with age. Fuking hnng.

Finally in. What's good hoes?

You're late...I'm hungry, and i'm leaving at 2:00.

[badbl00d]

buncha greasy old degenerates itt

will try to emulate said greasy behavior




<3



see above

Give it a few years, you'll get there soon enough.

I got in a fight this morning

you're always getting into fights...

[FrazettaSilke]

[theRealGriNC]

I bet your mom is going to love that. INB4 your mom is chasing your sugar momma around with a knife, and your R8 gets repo'd.



You have sugar momma goals too brah?

Actually just started dating a girl a few years younger than me... I might be doing it wrong

[theRealGriNC]

I got in a fight this morning

What happened?

[ragingcrayon]

What happened?

So the bus driver from two weeks ago who i threw off the bus was my driver this morning.
As soon as I presented my pass he looked into my face with anger and fear. I took my seat.
About 15 minutes into the ride he pulled over onto the shoulder of Route 3 and stood up and faced all of us passengers. He pointed to me and started yelling shakily "I should kill you you muthafcka" - I am trying to start a new peaceful life so I said "man chill out, it was old history"
he said "no - I have no honor if I don't fight you"

oh boy... so I tell him "ok... there's a library about two blocks from here... I'll meet you there" I then addressed the passengers and said "sorry folks, this won't take long and as you can see I tried to squash it"
No one said anything... then after a few seconds a little boy with a patch over his eye and only one arm said "we're with you... you've saved us twice in the last week"

I got off the bus and walked to the library pumpin myself up... I switched the cassette in the walkman from Redman over to Ice Cube's Death Certificate album. "No Vaseline" was pumping into the headphones... perfect

I got to the library and the bus was there. I walked over to it and the driver hopped out. We squared off.
He ran at me and his hands started flailing... one was open like he was trying to slice me with his nails and the other a fist... I was like "what the fck is this sht?" and took a sidestep with an uppercut to his groin.

Yup - he took a knee. I could've kicked him in the face but instead turned to the bus and flexed. There was some ooh's and ahh's. I turned back to the driver as he got back to his feet. He swung and I weaved and came up with a short straight - I was aiming for his chin to put his lights out but was off target and instead hit him in the mouth... at least 8 of his teeth shattered and he took a few steps back.. his mouth a bloody mess. He then got this evil look in his eye and he pulled out a knife (pretty big one too, wtf?) ... I was like "oh ok..." and I took my tie off and held it at both ends with my hands. He came at me and I wrapped up his arm in the tie and flipped him over my shoulder and onto his back. I took his hand with the knife and gripped it closed so he couldn't let the knife loose as I brought his hand to his own face... "you have to remember this day forever" and I stuck the knife into his eye about 1/4" and then pulled it hard sideways completely slicing his eye open... no doubt he'd be blind in that eye.

He laid and screamed in pain and I hopped on the bus. The passengers stood and cheered. It was amazing. Some old woman who looked to be about 80 gave me a hug and then offered me her cane. I didn't want her cane and told her to go sit down.

I then drove us into port authority safely.

I'm pretty amped up now - but the best part is I was only 4 minutes late to work so I won't be docked $1,000 from this paycheck


cliffs:
a while ago I threw bus driver off bus
today he was driver again and challenged me to a fight
he loses bad and I blind him
I drive us into work and get us there pretty close to on time