text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (early halloween edition 2017)

[blumpkin415]

Gold in this thread

[skinnyntall]

Girl replied with three of "🙄". What to do??

Someone plz. This girl I have been talking to on and off. Never made a move on her

[MSUD5]

great fukin thread boys

[Azrairc]

in for later

will try this out on a few sloots

[skinnyntall]

Girl replied with three of "🙄". What to do??

Dam no help. Foreveralone

[azzspankr]

Someone plz. This girl I have been talking to on and off. Never made a move on her

tell her that's the "on your knees" emoji and your confirming a 3 chick 1 dik beej

[velvetmudhole]

misc decides

If I was a pumpkin and you ate me, would you spit my seed?

[cojones539]

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[cojones539]

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[Arsenal01]

Exactly. It wasn't even funny. I can come up with much more witty and interesting things.

Chad: Hey Sarah.. i like cats do you have a pussy too lolz get it?
Sarah: LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ur so funnyyyyyyyyy

sub 7/10: best joke in the world/10
Sarah:

it has nothing to do with the fact you have an alt acount on annoyn. forum with a name like that coming into threads that suppose to be entertaining and trying to drain the life out of it.....


its cuz of chad

[cojones539]

it has nothing to do with the fact you have an alt acount on annoyn. forum with a name like that coming into threads that suppose to be entertaining and trying to drain the life out of it.....


its cuz of chad

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...hp?t=174836531

he's just a frustrated timothy. Such is life for him

[EternaLovE]

Exactly. It wasn't even funny. I can come up with much more witty and interesting things.

Chad: Hey Sarah.. i like cats do you have a pussy too lolz get it?
Sarah: LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ur so funnyyyyyyyyy

sub 7/10: best joke in the world/10
Sarah:

negged.

fuking retard.

[beelzebub420]

TFW when all you need to do is post your height and say "Hey". But it is funny to see how the lower tier has to try so hard.

in4 pics

money where your mouth is cuzzz

[CanadianSpartan]

Jelly as fuk at some of the responses you guys got.
Girls in my area are lame as fuk. 4 no responses, one saying "Ha! Classic". A few lol's. And one chick ignoring the joke and talking about how she wants to dress as pennywise for halloween cause it's her favourite book.

...

hnnnngggggg

[phoenix91]

In for responses

[SwagSoSick]

HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we n****s can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
AND WE GONNA **** THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET

[Forthememe]

She replied "omg"

What do

[Mike86er]

Late to thread



Wat do misc?

Tell her that she might be spooky but she's gonna be the one covered in ectoplasm...........

[YOEL95]

LOL


*Downloads tinder*

Forgot about this :

Spoiler!

One from the other tinder line thread:

Spoiler!

[CanadianSpartan]

Strong embed^





what do?

[nn586]

Strong embed^





what do?

just say #?

[CanadianSpartan]

just say #?

Don't actually care about banging this chick, solid 6/10. Just want to bring some lulz back to the thread.

[jmoneyjumpman]

What's something good to say to a chick you've already banged before but want to bang again near halloween?

[NumberOneStunna]

Jelly as fuk at some of the responses you guys got.
Girls in my area are lame as fuk. 4 no responses, one saying "Ha! Classic". A few lol's. And one chick ignoring the joke and talking about how she wants to dress as pennywise for halloween cause it's her favourite book.


hnnnngggggg

You missed the point where you need to be a chad or at the very least a semi-chad. I got laid off this line and I'm probably a semi-chad.

[PrisonWallet]

Stay safe, poverty ghost.

[PrisonWallet]

What's something good to say to a chick you've already banged before but want to bang again near halloween?

Wanna bang... Again?

[redwine91]

HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we n****s can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
AND WE GONNA **** THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET

fucking lol