text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (early halloween edition 2017)

[BlackScorpio91]

you can say whatever you want to sloots if you're a chad and get laid, try getting this to work being below a 7/10

Exactly, this shiit ain't gonna work if you're ugly or average, in fact if you're ugly, you won't get matches in the first place.

[cojones539]

Ask her if she's a gobblin tonight


Gobblin your cawk

Lulz

[KCBadBoy]

If this thread isn't alive Oct.31st the misc is truly dead.

[TimeTravelerBro]

That goblin joke is pure genius

[TommyRO]

that'll do misc, that'll do


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Das it Monica

Lold at the other miscer being trolled even by IG sloot

[EternaLovE]

do you srsly think one line will get them to come over and bang you? what do you say when they come over? just keep repeating the line?

u are one anti social retard.

[RICHSTRONG]

[DukeWang]

do you srsly think one line will get them to come over and bang you? what do you say when they come over? just keep repeating the line?

It's a playful icebreaker that gets the conversation sexual immediately. It's not meant to be a single line panty dropper, it's meant to break the ice playfully and avoid the normal small talk BS.

Exactly, this shiit ain't gonna work if you're ugly or average, in fact if you're ugly, you won't get matches in the first place.

Not true at all, just that the less good looking dudes have to use it on an audience less attractive than themselves (a place they may not be willing to go). You can use it on girls in the same league as you, just with less success.

[OliverHeldens]

I sent this message to like 15 girls on my Tinder last night, and had like 6 responses, all positive. This is a pretty good way to figure out which girls are down to have sex with you, and doesn't make them feel like whores.

[W1LLW]

I sent this message to like 15 girls on my Tinder last night, and had like 6 responses, all positive. This is a pretty good way to figure out which girls are down to have sex with you, and doesn't make them feel like whores.

sweet screenshots *******.

[cojones539]

I sent this message to like 15 girls on my Tinder last night, and had like 6 responses, all positive. This is a pretty good way to figure out which girls are down to have sex with you, and doesn't make them feel like whores.

Das it mane. Post some pics though

[LMAOatYou]

I sent this message to like 15 girls on my Tinder last night, and had like 6 responses, all positive. This is a pretty good way to figure out which girls are down to have sex with you, and doesn't make them feel like whores.

Yeah I ended up with 7/10 at this point. I prefer other openers as they match up with my style and make it easier to roll with. Most responses were emoji laughing faces.... boring

[cojones539]

edit: I'm 5/8 at this point. All positive responses but the more conservative ones will ignore it of course

[velvetmudhole]

Tell her she has the teeth of a jackolantern that's been sitting on a porch for 3 weeks

[travellingbrah]

Sent this to two of the sluttier younger looking girls i matched with. Will post results if they respond, don't delete, lol.

[RobParks2M]

Fking LOL at Rich hitting up someone's great aunt Gertrude on tinder. Enjoyed the aw fuk bye at the end too

[travellingbrah]

All I got were crying with laughter emoji's. Not worth posting. Kinda hard to respond to. Basically have to start the conversation back over.

[cojones539]

All I got were crying with laughter emoji's. Not worth posting. Kinda hard to respond to. Basically have to start the conversation back over.

Typical boring sloots. Give them a golden cheeky line and all they reply with are chit 1 word responses/emojis.

[DukeWang]

Typical boring sloots. Give them a golden cheeky line and all they reply with are chit 1 word responses/emojis.

And they usually open with the same boring chit they complain about.

[infinityplus1]

lol not bad, might try it on some tinder sloots tonight

[cojones539]

And they usually open with the same boring chit they complain about.

Typical convo with a female in 2017:

you - I've traveled the world, I climbed Everest, got enlightenment in south america studying under monks...

girl - haha nice

you - it was in fact nice, I understand my personal meaning of life more now.

girl -lol

[Davidn28]

Lulz

girl has a personality of a brick, jesus christ

[cojones539]

first sloot to get pissed about it.

[velvetmudhole]

Tell this gal you wanna get her home and spread her on the floor like a big bag of Halloween candy and you're gonna eat it all

[Avalanche3319]

Texted it to my wife

She said "Who the fuk is Annabelle?'

Need a good lawyer now

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Legit lol'd

[MrBourbon]

that'll do misc, that'll do


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You must spread some Reputation around....

Fukken lmao you even spelled cawk the misc way. Strong everything bruh.

[badbl00d]

I cannot emphasize how hard i'm laughing right now

[nn586]

girl has a personality of a brick, jesus christ

there's a lot of them like that unfortunately

[cojones539]

Tell this gal you wanna get her home and spread her on the floor like a big bag of Halloween candy and you're gonna eat it all

Sent to 2 others as well. Lets see how this one holds up

[LMAOatYou]

Sent to 2 others as well. Lets see how this one holds up

lold