Official 2017/18 NHL Regular Season Thread
Welcome to the 2017/18 NHL Regular Season Thread: BetaBandit Does Manhattan Edition where hockey is sometimes discussed, politics are always discussed, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter
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NOTABLE EVENTS
Dylan McIlrath Embarks on his Redemption Tour
Tuukka Rask Proves his Insanity
The Hockey World Watches for Benn Extension
The NHL Misc Thread Regulars
mgftp: Rags fan, self acclaimed (unverified) alpha man, resident HUT expert and elitist.
pecanman: Rags fan, angry hippie, can be found sucking Glenn Sather's dik
compan: Bruins fan, best looking member in the thread, best OP
tommyboy: Bruins fan, ultra conservative despite liberal handout tendencies.
biggoron: Pens fan, laziest misc poster, biggest MAF fan, possibly Big Foot
kronwall: Sabers/Wings fan, can anyone remember a thing about this guy?
eljew: Hawks fan, weird little kid
claudegiroux: Hawks fan, weird little kid, most potato user name we have seen
msud: Devils fan, hates Rags more than likes devils, weird poverty little kid
cadetduke: Blues fan, financially potato, used to collect legos until he invented the next great shovel
betabandit: Flyers fan, RN student, second best looking member, non-gender identified life partner to compan
grozzy: wings fan, can anyone remember a thing about this guy?
canklemorris: Kings fan, Quick fan club
turtleking: Angry Nucks fan
jaroctor: longest posting Habs fan. Canadian, definite liberal.
911forty: Yotes fan, Canadian moving around the US riding bikes
huntercwithnumbers: Bruins fan, seems alright so far
LiftLaughLust: see above, nothing really separates them yet
RThoe: Resident Sharks fan, Conservative.
meep: ....ugh
jelqingseason: Resident bandwagon fan, pretty sure banned.
ChaseW: comes back from the dead every year to remind us of his passing. RIP.
thegenerel: once yearly poster, mgftp's arch nemesis
PotatoScout: Resident NHL Scout. Worst at his job, possibly Dylan McIlrath's mom.
amichaelmorris: seems kinda like sweden
VKing: roots for the cancucks and other cleveland teams. clearly has issues.
HughBUpset: offended not on the regulars list.
some other new people that sometimes post.
that "isn't this the NHL thread?" guy that is new and always complains about thread being "off-topic"
The NHL Misc Thread HOF
NikoJan: most controversal & lulziest poster ever, banned due to biggorons *******y. RIP in peace.
ECN: somewhere making videos in his grandmothers kitchen wearing a Bruins mask. RIP in peace.
scrillavanilla, formerly known as Ganjamane: Leafs fan, homer for all things Leafs, CAT cell phone crew. Left the misc to pursue his rap career in Canada.
As we start any new thread, we bow our heads
Our Father, Who fart in heaven
Kessel be Thy Name;
Thigh kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is on ice.
Give us this day our daily hot dogs,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass our borders;
and lead us fully into temptation,
but deliver us from Leaf fans. Amen.
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09-15-2017, 02:39 PM #1Tonight, we make soap.
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***Official 2017/18 NHL Regular Season Thread*** (*******s Welcome)
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09-15-2017, 02:45 PM #2Registered User
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offended i am not on the regulars list.
negged"Steven Curry is a mouth guard chewing piece of chit" - Gandhi
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09-15-2017, 02:52 PM #3Tonight, we make soap.
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FixedOriginally Posted by HughBMyron
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09-15-2017, 02:54 PM #4Registered User
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Repped.Originally Posted by compan
Jets winning the cup this year boys book it.
also RIP Scrilla."Steven Curry is a mouth guard chewing piece of chit" - Gandhi
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09-15-2017, 02:58 PM #5Tonight, we make soap.
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RIP. He gonna rise from the dead and be the Canadian 2pac.Originally Posted by HughBMyron
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09-15-2017, 03:24 PM #6Registered User
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In on first page.
Arent Canadians automatically added to the list in OP?***Canadian Crew***
Honorary Black Man
#MCGFTFT
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09-15-2017, 03:26 PM #7Registered User
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Checking in to make sure I am still posthumously cited in the OP, leaving satisfied.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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09-15-2017, 03:29 PM #8No, you're the puppet!
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++ Positive crew ++
**FAITH in Humanity Restored Crew**
* One day at a time crew
"Be excellent to each other...and PARTY ON DUDES!"
- Abraham Lincoln
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09-15-2017, 03:46 PM #9Hairiest ass on the misc
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Top notch OP
Pretty sure I should be higher on the list of regulars but. YoloLEO
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09-15-2017, 03:52 PM #10Registered User
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in on first page
40: 4.3s
400m: 50.4s
800m: 1:58.2s
Pro-Tip: always double check for errors when you post on forums.
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09-15-2017, 04:37 PM #11Vibram Glove Guy
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Sole habs fan checking in
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09-15-2017, 06:24 PM #12Freedom's Last Hope™
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What the hell!!!I've been posting here for 3 years.
Add me to the OP or I'll start posting pics of me posing in my Fishnet Speedo's.
I mean it.
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09-15-2017, 06:41 PM #13Ex Sports Card Shop Owner
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Rather see that.Originally Posted by EctoCanuck
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09-15-2017, 08:19 PM #14Freedom's Last Hope™
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Originally Posted by EctoCanuck
Originally Posted by cadetduke
Pre-op or post-op?
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09-15-2017, 09:08 PM #15
in....took a break watching the canucks a year and half ago.
such a bad team, a bit better now ...wont be contenders until 2-3 years from now.
who knows.
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09-15-2017, 10:06 PM #16Registered User
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This place has a lot of catching up to do if they wanna be on the level of Hockey Potential, but fuk it, in
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09-15-2017, 10:12 PM #17Registered User
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In!
NYR NYM NYK UCONN Nebraska AS Roma
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09-15-2017, 11:19 PM #18Registered User
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In!
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09-16-2017, 12:56 AM #19drink more water
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finns automatically added twiceOriginally Posted by Upshall18
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09-16-2017, 02:15 AM #20Hairiest ass on the misc
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BothOriginally Posted by EctoCanuck
LEO
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09-16-2017, 07:30 AM #21Registered User
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Originally Posted by HughBMyron
Attention whores gonna attention whoreOriginally Posted by EctoCanuck
Not sure if I should change name to Ruutu18 or Horvat18Originally Posted by amikaelmorris
***Canadian Crew***
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09-16-2017, 08:30 AM #22Registered User
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In on 1st Page. Bruins need some young players to step up and some high paid vets to get their **** together. Most notably the following player:
Workout Journal, Currently back to Fierce 5 Novice: http://tinyurl.com/qgwrlkg
Nursing a hip injury back to health
"Don't give up, don't ever give up" - Jimmy V
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09-16-2017, 09:09 AM #23Big Trouble
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If he ignores you on the list, that just means he likes you. Been liked for years crew.Originally Posted by HughBMyron
Doesn't shower with his dad crew
Dat feel when you taste sweat in your mustache crew
This post is copyrighted and encrypted by diana maybrook
It don't matter. None of this matters.
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09-16-2017, 09:37 AM #24Banned
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Is your current wizard username referencing future Vancouver Canucks legend, Scottie Upshall?Originally Posted by Upshall18
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09-16-2017, 10:21 AM #25Registered User
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No. Negging anyone that references Scottie. He doesn't own this name! He was pretty good in NHL 2004 though (was that the one with Heatley on the cover?)Originally Posted by DreamerCut
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09-16-2017, 12:51 PM #26🤤
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im 12 and wat is dis
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09-16-2017, 04:09 PM #27Registered User
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Preseason has already started? Most teams started camp on Friday..
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09-16-2017, 04:57 PM #28
hnnnnggg that boeser goal ...what a snipe!
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09-16-2017, 05:02 PM #29umadbro
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in on first page
go sabres!!Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Sabres
Syracuse Basketball
NY Knicks
HEMI crew
LEO
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09-16-2017, 08:05 PM #30Original Baller
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Excited for this year, gonna post here a lot!
*Not on regulars list*
Alright I'm out, see ya in fantasy *******s.Leafs, Raptors, Jays, umad?
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