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    So today I, along with my department, am meeting with the CEO of my company. (there were several people hired the same week as was I)

    1. He doesn't like a lot of people in the room so only a select few are gong to be present in the conference room (not sure why) the rest of the folks that were invited will video call in. I am one of the select few to be physically present. my boss says he has his reasons, I was not told why.

    2. He doesn't like for others to "over dress" so I was told not to wear a suit, but for me to wear a button down with slacks.


    What do you guys make of that?

    NOTE: I am not sure how he feels about facial hair so I removed my beard.
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    Originally Posted by bodyhard View Post
    So today I, along with my department, am meeting with the CEO of my company. (there were several people hired the same week as was I)

    1. He doesn't like a lot of people in the room so only a select few are gong to be present in the conference room (not sure why) the rest of the folks that were invited will video call in. I am one of the select few to be physically present. my boss says he has his reasons, I was not told why.

    2. He doesn't like for others to "over dress" so I was told not to wear a suit, but for me to wear button down slacks.


    What do you guys make of that?


    NOTE: I am not sure how he feels about facial hair so I removed my beard.
    Sounds pretty strange. Maybe no shirt and assless chaps for the meeting? keep the goatee...
    A bigger back will make a bigger waist look a little smaller....

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    Originally Posted by Plateauplower View Post
    Sounds pretty strange. Maybe no shirt and assless chaps for the meeting? keep the goatee...
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    Originally Posted by Plateauplower View Post
    Sounds pretty strange. Maybe no shirt and assless chaps for the meeting? keep the goatee...
    Good call.

    and be sure to wear the barbell pendant necklace to complete the ensemble.

    No doubt he will appreciate the bold statement and reward you with a promotion.
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    Originally Posted by bodyhard View Post
    So today I, along with my department, am meeting with the CEO of my company. (there were several people hired the same week as was I)

    1. He doesn't like a lot of people in the room so only a select few are gong to be present in the conference room (not sure why) the rest of the folks that were invited will video call in. I am one of the select few to be physically present. my boss says he has his reasons, I was not told why.

    2. He doesn't like for others to "over dress" so I was told not to wear a suit, but for me to wear a button down with slacks.


    What do you guys make of that?

    NOTE: I am not sure how he feels about facial hair so I removed my beard.
    I am missing something here, a meeting in business casual instead of formal. He wants "face time" with new people and to get to know them. Where is the conspiracy?
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    Meeting done 2 and a half hours, guy is really down to earth, mad kool very laid back.

    I still don't understand what everyone was whispering around here about, I am 100% sure I could have gone in there with a suit, not even sure what they said about him not wanting too many people in the room is true as well

    Also I shaved off my damn beard for nothing, the man has a beard himself....



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    Originally Posted by bodyhard View Post

    NOTE: I am not sure how he feels about facial hair so I removed my beard.

    Your story reminded me of this commercial


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    Originally Posted by mtpockets View Post
    Your story reminded me of this commercial


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    He is a little insecure and the directives do not seem too unreasonable.

    Even for Johnny Bodyhard.
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    Originally Posted by Mark1T View Post
    He is a little insecure and the directives do not seem too unreasonable.

    Even for Johnny Bodyhard.
    LOL, he actually was mad kool and demanded much respect, we got along very well.
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    Originally Posted by bodyhard View Post
    LOL, he actually was mad kool and demanded much respect, we got along very well.
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    Originally Posted by bodyhard View Post
    LOL, he actually was mad kool and demanded much respect, we got along very well.
    mad kool CEO's are the best kind!

    Does he lift? did he say anything aboot your build???

    and WTF does "People in powers character" mean???
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    You should have asked him if he likes goats.

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    Originally Posted by NorwichGrad View Post
    You should have asked him if he likes goats.

    I never trust anyone who doesn't like goats.
    That has always been my mantra, G. I will go to Washington in the Million Goat March with you, whenever it is organized. If I can find one, I will bring my own goat or rent one for the weekend.
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    You were being hazed; they were winding you up.
    "We normally all pin the new guy down and shave his head and any facial hair as our hazing. But this bodyhard cat is kind of jacked, so we came up with a plan to make him shave his own head and beard. BRILLIANT!" - BH's coworkers

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    Originally Posted by bodyhard View Post
    Meeting done 2 and a half hours, guy is really down to earth, mad kool very laid back.

    I still don't understand what everyone was whispering around here about, I am 100% sure I could have gone in there with a suit, not even sure what they said about him not wanting too many people in the room is true as well

    Also I shaved off my damn beard for nothing, the man has a beard himself....



    Anyway, Onward...
    I sensed you projected bad things, no? be positive.

    What was the reason, just to see whom he signs checks to?

    BTW IMHO the beard makes you look older,
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    You guys are hilarious for real!!

    Anyway the reason why my boss wanted me in the meeting is that he announce he is resigning, his last day is Sept 30th and he wanted to introduce me to the CEO (since he was the one who hired me) and they discussed who I would be reporting to now which is my bosses boss for the meantime till they find his replacement. So its the CEO, the SVP, my boss then me, so for now I will be reporting to the SVP and they should be sending out a new Org Chart.

    We also went out for drinks last night and had a great going away party for him.
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    Originally Posted by wesleysh21 View Post
    "We normally all pin the new guy down and shave his head and any facial hair as our hazing. But this bodyhard cat is kind of jacked, so we came up with a plan to make him shave his own head and beard. BRILLIANT!" - BH's coworkers

    The new guy always gets messed with

    The alternatives are less pleasant.
    i) BH added somebody at work as a friend on social media and alarm bells went off, so they put him in that situation to see how he reacted and so his boss could watch his interactions in the meeting.
    ii) there is some diversity related thing going on.
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    Originally Posted by DuracellBunny View Post
    ii) there is some diversity related thing going on.
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    Boss - "Guys, new company policy is that we must have at least 25% minority participation at all of our meetings."

    Worker - "But we only have 1 minority, the new guy."

    Boss - "Chit. Okay, new rule, we can only hold really, really small meetings. No larger than 4 people, and he has to be one of them. The rest can just call in."
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    Originally Posted by wesleysh21 View Post
    LOL

    Boss - "Guys, new company policy is that we must have at least 25% minority participation at all of our meetings."

    Worker - "But we only have 1 minority, the new guy."

    Boss - "Chit. Okay, new rule, we can only hold really, really small meetings. No larger than 4 people, and he has to be one of them. The rest can just call in."
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    Originally Posted by DuracellBunny View Post

    i) BH added somebody at work as a friend on social media and alarm bells went off, so they put him in that situation to see how he reacted and so his boss could watch his interactions in the meeting.
    I think the youngins on MTV call that getting punked. They usually don't have it in a work setting though because well...they don't have jobs ya know.
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