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    Question How do you properly shake hands with a woman? (srs)

    When I shake hands with a man, I swing in with a firm grip and squeeze for a solid 2 seconds to complete the perfect handshake. It means business, respect and alpha superiority all at the same time. Always works for me.

    But when I shake hands with a woman, I have struggle figuring out how to do it the right way. I don't know if I'm supposed to stick to the game plan that works with dudes or match their flimsy feminine chit. They usually have literally no grip and raise their wrist in that weird way females shake hands.

    Since I have no fking idea how to shake a woman's hand properly, I usually extend my hand without swinging it and squeeze her hand with a very light grip. But I always feel beta after doing it. I can never figure out if a strong handshake will intimidate a woman or if that chit gets them wet, so I end up half assing it.

    How do I approach this the right way, misc?
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    why would you ever want to shake hands with a girl?
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    I prefer going for high-fives to let them know like "hey, I respect you as a woman and I'm looking forward to being your friend". Opening with a handshake is just a clear sign you wanna get in her pants.
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    Doesnt really matter because they dont value a firm handshake as much as men do. They dont understand what it signifies, they just do it because they saw someone else do it. Thats as far as they think about it. srs
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    Originally Posted by crupiea View Post
    Doesnt really matter because they dont value a firm handshake as much as men do. They dont understand what it signifies, they just do it because they saw someone else do it. Thats as far as they think about it. srs
    Plus limp handshakes feel fking gross. Just shake hands normally
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    Originally Posted by crupiea View Post
    Doesnt really matter because they dont value a firm handshake as much as men do. They dont understand what it signifies, they just do it because they saw someone else do it. Thats as far as they think about it. srs
    U wat?

    Not sure what generation you're from but that's bullchit.

    OP just shake her hand like you a a man's. Geez.
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    Originally Posted by GuineaDago585 View Post
    When I shake hands with a man, I swing in with a firm grip and squeeze for a solid 2 seconds to complete the perfect handshake. It means business, respect and alpha superiority all at the same time. Always works for me.

    But when I shake hands with a woman, I have struggle figuring out how to do it the right way. I don't know if I'm supposed to stick to the game plan that works with dudes or match their flimsy feminine chit. They usually have literally no grip and raise their wrist in that weird way females shake hands.

    Since I have no fking idea how to shake a woman's hand properly, I usually extend my hand without swinging it and squeeze her hand with a very light grip. But I always feel beta after doing it. I can never figure out if a strong handshake will intimidate a woman or if that chit gets them wet, so I end up half assing it.

    How do I approach this the right way, misc?
    I hug them. Shaking hands with a woman is weird
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    NO handshake - you fukkin grab her by da poosy instead.
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    Women are essentially children. Would you shake hands with a child? If you would then do it the way you would a child.
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    Originally Posted by thorpowers View Post
    Women are essentially children. Would you shake hands with a child? If you would then do it the way you would a child.
    I hope you don't use that standard for all your interaction with women.
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    I hope you don't use that standard for all your interaction with women.
    Ignore the ones like that. It is utterly pointless.
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    Never shake hands with a girl crew.
    Srs never do it. They always have a limp handshake which feels disgusting. What's even more disgusting is that sometimes I shake hands with men and they give me this limp chit. I was at the airport the other day and shook this kid's hand(He was a friend's friend so it wasn't a random kid) and the kid had a solid handshake. Much better than half the people I shake hands with. Immediate respect after that. Women don't understand this stuff so I just don't shake hands with them.
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    Women are essentially children. Would you shake hands with a child? If you would then do it the way you would a child.
    I hope you're gay and didn't just say that you want to bang children
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    Originally Posted by xXxHussarxXx View Post
    I hope you're gay and didn't just say that you want to bang children
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    Originally Posted by kimm4 View Post
    I do a firm handshake and place my other hand on top. That's the way I've always done it.
    What if I counter and put my other hand on top of yours. Do we keep doing it till one of us gives up? Asking for a friend.
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    Originally Posted by kimm4 View Post
    I do a firm handshake and place my other hand on top. That's the way I've always done it.
    this...but I the handshake strength depends on how masculine she looks. Turn the wrist and put your other hand on top of their hand.

    pretty simple.

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    What if I counter and out my other hand on top of yours. Do we keep doing it till one of us gives up? Asking for a friend.
    at that point, you put the master extremity on top of their hand. theres no way she could win at that point.
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