Answer The Question Above You Honestly - Rusty's Lawn Is Under Attack By Lucifer (v9)

[deadhead6391]

the dude with the thickest, juiciest, veiniest, chernobyl looking harpoon like throbbing member.

nah i dont have one tbh, i'll search chit like giant taters and find the lady with the biggest taters and go to town. or obv, lesbian porn.

do you think on some level, regular porn is ghey? but obv just not ghey enough to make you ghey?

Not really. I like POV though because it's immersive.

Does it throw you off when the dude is way smaller than you?

[hoganrulz]

Does it throw you off when the dude is way smaller than you?

nah im 5.5'' when im 12% bf which isnt giant, so when im like 20%bf.....dasnotitmane, throws me off when dudes are doing all these crazy ass positions that i cant do right now cos i gotta get in real close. the extra inch, inch and a half legit makes hella difference.

do you see the hype about having sex with gymnasts?

[TheMusketeer]

do you think on some level, regular porn is ghey? but obv just not ghey enough to make you ghey?

Yeah actually. When you watch too much especially. The first time I felt this way actually I had read a Ron Jeremy interview in my Abercrombie and Fitch catalog (I know that's random) where he said he was 9.5 inches. Fast forward a few months later and I'm on the pron hunt and stumble upon a Ron Jeremy vid. I'm looking at it, then start looking at IT thinking "if he's 9.5 then I must be 11....no way....brah is like poverty....etc etc" all the while looking at his penor. The reality of what I was doing hit and I felt mad ghey and weird. lol

do you see the hype about having sex with gymnasts?

Nah.....I feel like the only perk would be flexibility and energy. Most chicks are energetic if you're putting in the work and most women are more than flexible enough. I'm not one that needs a woman to contort herself ridiculously for things to be interesting.

What's your worst first day of school outfit that you remember?

[deadhead6391]

Wouldn't really say that's gay. It's more like analyzing something and letting your mind wander to something that was relevant to the person in the video. Jerking off to or getting turned on by another man is gay. Calling him out on frauding I'd say isn't gay at all. Just calling bullchit when someone is full of it.

Tbh I don't remember any of them. I never really cared what I was wearing as a kid

nah im 5.5'' when im 12% bf which isnt giant, so when im like 20%bf.....dasnotitmane, throws me off when dudes are doing all these crazy ass positions that i cant do right now cos i gotta get in real close. the extra inch, inch and a half legit makes hella difference.

do you see the hype about having sex with gymnasts?

Not really. It's kind of cool but I think the novelty would kind of wear off. If she's hot she's hot imo. Just don't be a starfish and I'm good to go.

Ever smash in public?

[hoganrulz]

What's your worst first day of school outfit that you remember?

ive seen a oicture of me with a shirt, trousers, a vest and a dickie bow. dunno wtf my mom was thinking.

Ever smash in public?

like secluded in public, behind a macdonalds, saw one guy walking past but i dont think he saw anything.

craziest place you had the sexy time?

[TheMusketeer]

Ever smash in public?

yeah....a few pools, library and piano rooms at Maryland University

I'm fascinated by the Jack the Ripper case.....is that weird?

[deadhead6391]

Nah I'd say it's pretty normal. The minds of people like that are pretty fascinating and the case overall has a lot of uncertainty. It's pretty interesting

ive seen a oicture of me with a shirt, trousers, a vest and a dickie bow. dunno wtf my mom was thinking.



like secluded in public, behind a macdonalds, saw one guy walking past but i dont think he saw anything.

craziest place you had the sexy time?

Walmart parking lot in the middle of the afternoon. Chit was a rush. That or a rave venues bathroom with people blatantly outside the stall just hanging out in the bathroom except nobody really cared because everyone was fukked up.

What's the best compliment you've ever received?

[hoganrulz]

What's the best compliment you've ever received?

dunno about the best one, but one of the last ones i remember is,

wat? you look so young, you could pass for 16, dasitmane, also got a, wtf, you look pretty good cleaned up dont ya?

now that usain bolt is going to retire, wil you pay attention to athletics?

[deadhead6391]

dunno about the best one, but one of the last ones i remember is,

wat? you look so young, you could pass for 16, dasitmane, also got a, wtf, you look pretty good cleaned up dont ya?

now that usain bolt is going to retire, wil you pay attention to athletics?

Probably not. I don't really watch sports. Never been my thing. I'd rather play if anything

Ever get whiskey dick?

[hoganrulz]

Ever get whiskey dick?

theres two types of drinkers in this world, those that have had whiskey dick (or at least some kind of alcohol related impairment)
and liars.

ever gone soft? putting on a rubber or half way through where you just remembered you having paid your mortgage yet?

[deadhead6391]

theres two types of drinkers in this world, those that have had whiskey dick (or at least some kind of alcohol related impairment)
and liars.

ever gone soft? putting on a rubber or half way through where you just remembered you having paid your mortgage yet?

Thankfully no. Once I'm going I'm going. If that happened it'd really suck though.

Ever smash a girl who looked like someone famous?

[hoganrulz]

Ever smash a girl who looked like someone famous?

I boned a gross looking Ellen degeneres once.

Do you still eat cereal other than oatmeal?

[deadhead6391]

I boned a gross looking Ellen degeneres once.

Do you still eat cereal other than oatmeal?

Yeah lol. Cereal is one of my favorite carb sources.

What's a junk food you regularly incorporate into your diet?

[hoganrulz]

What's a junk food you regularly incorporate into your diet?

Nuttin bruh. Reyna keep it clean. Although I forget to order groceries this week and ended up eat chit twice in the same day, a sammich, yoghurt, banana and a plum. Keto not even once.

When did you have your last cheat day

[deadhead6391]

Nuttin bruh. Reyna keep it clean. Although I forget to order groceries this week and ended up eat chit twice in the same day, a sammich, yoghurt, banana and a plum. Keto not even once.

When did you have your last cheat day

I'm not really on a diet right now so today. I keep it reasonable but I had enchiladas, chicken and cheese potatoes, some whiskey, and I'm eating a turkey sandwich right now. Right now I'm eating whatever within reason and keeping it around or under maintenance.

What's your favorite deli meat?

[Rabbitjb]

^^ that's such a cultural thing it doesn't really translate well

I like pastrami and smoked turkey

Nuttin bruh. Reyna keep it clean. Although I forget to order groceries this week and ended up eat chit twice in the same day, a sammich, yoghurt, banana and a plum. Keto not even once.

When did you have your last cheat day

I don't believe in cheats...moderation ..but then keto makes me want to stab things

If you could be an animorph what animal would you become?

[hoganrulz]

I'm not really on a diet right now so today. I keep it reasonable but I had enchiladas, chicken and cheese potatoes, some whiskey, and I'm eating a turkey sandwich right now. Right now I'm eating whatever within reason and keeping it around or under maintenance.

What's your favorite deli meat?

Chorizo, mortadella or pepperoni

I don't believe in cheats...moderation ..but then keto makes me want to stab things

If you could be an animorph what animal would you become?

Can confirm, always want to stab things.

A dog with a hot lady owner that's part of the peanut butter crew.

Ever microwaved slices of mortadella for 20 seconds with cheese grated on top for 20secs, whacked it in a sandwich and had a helluva meal?

[deadhead6391]

I've never tried mortadella but I'll have to try it. I do that with most meats though.

^^ that's such a cultural thing it doesn't really translate well

I like pastrami and smoked turkey



I don't believe in cheats...moderation ..but then keto makes me want to stab things

If you could be an animorph what animal would you become?

An eagle because flying would be awesome or a lion because itd just be really cool.

What routine are you doing right now?

[hoganrulz]

I've never tried mortadella but I'll have to try it. I do that with most meats though.

An eagle because flying would be awesome or a lion because itd just be really cool.

What routine are you doing right now?

My pre morning chit routine. Wat?

What's the last illegal thing you did?

[deadhead6391]

My pre morning chit routine. Wat?

What's the last illegal thing you did?

Parked in the city without a permit and without paying.

What's the most illegal thing you've done?

[hoganrulz]

Parked in the city without a permit and without paying.

What's the most illegal thing you've done?

Sold some stuff that I literally found, transported a car with a friend that was imported filled with stuff, bought several guns, sold a box full of AK-47 magazines.

Is there crime where you live?

[deadhead6391]

Sold some stuff that I literally found, transported a car with a friend that was imported filled with stuff, bought several guns, sold a box full of AK-47 magazines.

Is there crime where you live?

In my town mostly just a lot of drugs. A bunch of kids in the middle of nowhere with their parents money and nothing to do. It's bound to happen. The next town over is one of the worst towns to live in in the Midwest. Kankakee. There's some gang activity shootings a lot of drugs and robberies. It's mostly a chit hole.

How is the area you grew up in?

[jacemano]

In my town mostly just a lot of drugs. A bunch of kids in the middle of nowhere with their parents money and nothing to do. It's bound to happen. The next town over is one of the worst towns to live in in the Midwest. Kankakee. There's some gang activity shootings a lot of drugs and robberies. It's mostly a chit hole.

How is the area you grew up in?

Satellite town, mixed bag. Used to be full of middle class parents who wanted to get out of London city and commute in because of good schools in the area. Then some of the IT companies pulled out so it gone downhill a bit. Still very middle class though.

What's the worst trouble you ever got into at school?

[deadhead6391]

Satellite town, mixed bag. Used to be full of middle class parents who wanted to get out of London city and commute in because of good schools in the area. Then some of the IT companies pulled out so it gone downhill a bit. Still very middle class though.

What's the worst trouble you ever got into at school?

I was tardy s few times but otherwise I went pretty under the radar at school.

What's in your opinion the scariest animal?

[hoganrulz]

I was tardy s few times but otherwise I went pretty under the radar at school.

What's in your opinion the scariest animal?

Gators or crocs, brb look like grass and boom, you're in its mouth.

Do you have all your teeth?

[Rabbitjb]

Gators or crocs, brb look like grass and boom, you're in its mouth.

Do you have all your teeth?

Lol yes

If there was a black hole and you knew you could survive it but know nothing else about what might happen would you jump in it?

[jacemano]

I was tardy s few times but otherwise I went pretty under the radar at school.

What's in your opinion the scariest animal?

boringgggg... I managed to nearly get expelled as a supernerd. Gotta inject some fun into school

Anyway I think you gotta be scared of Polar Bears. They fark chit up, they are more aggressive, will eat anything they can get their hands on. Extreme locations breed savages.

Lol yes

If there was a black hole and you knew you could survive it but know nothing else about what might happen would you jump in it?

No because of relativity. I would never actually reach the singularity sooooo that would really suck. To be stuck for eternity approaching finding out what is at the center of this hole in space time, but never actually reaching it.



What's your favourite animal?

[hoganrulz]

Lol yes

If there was a black hole and you knew you could survive it but know nothing else about what might happen would you jump in it?

I would not, life is incredibly boring atm, but I'm set. Wouldn't want to risk losing comfort, convenience & luxury.

boringgggg... I managed to nearly get expelled as a supernerd. Gotta inject some fun into school

Anyway I think you gotta be scared of Polar Bears. They fark chit up, they are more aggressive, will eat anything they can get their hands on. Extreme locations breed savages.


No because of relativity. I would never actually reach the singularity sooooo that would really suck. To be stuck for eternity approaching finding out what is at the center of this hole in space time, but never actually reaching it.



What's your favourite animal?

Cats. Nohomo. Never had a pet so dunno. Had a family of rats living in a room I was renting once upon a time though.

Favourite kind of pasta?

[FijiSotia]

Favourite kind of pasta?

Spaghetti Pescatore, fuarking love seafood man

What's your favourite animal?

The shark or the dog, sharks because they're the perfect killer & dogs because they love you and you love them, can have a proper relationship with them

If there was a black hole and you knew you could survive it but know nothing else about what might happen would you jump in it?

Definitely not, I like life and the idea that I may never see anybody I care about ever again terrifies me

Have you ever been truly, wholly in love with someone who loves you back?

[jacemano]

Lol yes

If there was a black hole and you knew you could survive it but know nothing else about what might happen would you jump in it?

Spaghetti Pescatore, fuarking love seafood man


The shark or the dog, sharks because they're the perfect killer & dogs because they love you and you love them, can have a proper relationship with them


Definitely not, I like life and the idea that I may never see anybody I care about ever again terrifies me

Have you ever been truly, wholly in love with someone who loves you back?

i do love my current girlfriend. In the kind of way misc would frown upon but I'm done with that redpill chit mostly.

What % of your contracted work hours do you REALLY spend working?