GOAT 10K chat thread #V...C'mon get down with the sickness!!!

[JaymzJ]

I wanna take you through a wasteland I like to call my home...





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VERSION V


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[krawZe]

-Goats were one of the first animals to be tamed by humans and were being herded 9,000 years ago.

-Goat meat is the most consumed meat per capita worldwide

-Goats can be taught their name and to come when called

-The life span of a goat is about that of a dog

-Goats have a gestation period (pregnancy) of five month and the average birth rate for goats is 2.2 kids per year.

-Baby goats (kids) are standing and taking their first steps within minutes of being born.

-Each kid has a unique call, and along with its scent, that is how its mother recognizes it from birth – not by sight.

-Counter to the dominant stereotype about goats being willing to eat anything, they are actually very picky eaters. They have very sensitive lips, which they use to “mouth” things in search of clean and tasty food. They will often refuse to eat hay that has been walked on or lying around loose for a day.

-Goats are herd animals and will become depressed if kept without any goat companions. So, it is unhealthy for a goat if a family just owns one as a pet.

-Goats, being mountain animals, are very good at climbing; they’ve been known to climb to the tops of trees, or even dams!

-Goats’ pupils (like many hooved animals) are rectangular. This gives them vision for 320 to 340 degrees (compared to humans with 160-210) around them without having to move and they are thought to have excellent night vision.

-Goats are foragers, NOT grazers. It is actually unnatural to graze a goat on grass and increases the likelihood of them picking up harmful parasites. In their natural habitat, they roam mountaintops and reach up as high as possible to pick out choice bits of forage around them.

-Goats have four “stomachs.” Their food moves first into the rumen (from which it is periodically regurgitated for more “cud chewing”), then to the reticulum, later to the omasum, and finally to the abomasum (which is most like a more sensitive human stomach).

-Goats are burpers! This is due to the role of their rumen. The rumen, which in a mature goat holds four to five gallons of plant material, breaks down cellulose and acts as a fermentation vat. Of course, fermentation produces gas, and this gas escapes in the form of loud, healthy burps. Our goats can frequently be heard burping in the barn.

[BuddyBoyo]

in

[LukeS1]

In whats up bro

[Carbon7197]

In on dis

[JaymzJ]

In whats up bro

Budday!!! Busy busy today, catch up with you later man

[WhirlwindTobias]

In! Take the mantle Jay. I need to partake in this more than the last one.

[riley444]

In for part 5.

[askem]

Hi.

[JaymzJ]

-Goats were one of the first animals to be tamed by humans and were being herded 9,000 years ago.

-Goat meat is the most consumed meat per capita worldwide

-Goats can be taught their name and to come when called

-The life span of a goat is about that of a dog

-Goats have a gestation period (pregnancy) of five month and the average birth rate for goats is 2.2 kids per year.

-Baby goats (kids) are standing and taking their first steps within minutes of being born.

-Each kid has a unique call, and along with its scent, that is how its mother recognizes it from birth – not by sight.

-Counter to the dominant stereotype about goats being willing to eat anything, they are actually very picky eaters. They have very sensitive lips, which they use to “mouth” things in search of clean and tasty food. They will often refuse to eat hay that has been walked on or lying around loose for a day.

-Goats are herd animals and will become depressed if kept without any goat companions. So, it is unhealthy for a goat if a family just owns one as a pet.

-Goats, being mountain animals, are very good at climbing; they’ve been known to climb to the tops of trees, or even dams!

-Goats’ pupils (like many hooved animals) are rectangular. This gives them vision for 320 to 340 degrees (compared to humans with 160-210) around them without having to move and they are thought to have excellent night vision.

-Goats are foragers, NOT grazers. It is actually unnatural to graze a goat on grass and increases the likelihood of them picking up harmful parasites. In their natural habitat, they roam mountaintops and reach up as high as possible to pick out choice bits of forage around them.

-Goats have four “stomachs.” Their food moves first into the rumen (from which it is periodically regurgitated for more “cud chewing”), then to the reticulum, later to the omasum, and finally to the abomasum (which is most like a more sensitive human stomach).

-Goats are burpers! This is due to the role of their rumen. The rumen, which in a mature goat holds four to five gallons of plant material, breaks down cellulose and acts as a fermentation vat. Of course, fermentation produces gas, and this gas escapes in the form of loud, healthy burps. Our goats can frequently be heard burping in the barn.

Cool, but this should actually be in my boredom thread, lol. Jus playin

[TommyRO]

No cartoon of me no Care!

Jk sup feels bad waking up on a weekend SO early

[JaymzJ]

In for part 5.

Naturally thanx for the heads up Riles, kinda dropped the ball on that one heheh

[JaymzJ]

Gotta go, much <3 fam

[TommyRO]

Wait we didn't reach 10k lol slap **** out if those kangaroos though if they attack my dog

[DAVEZILLA]

the Baller threads were the GOAT chat threads...

[ElCaballo33]

Why didn't the last thread (locked) reach 10k?

[riley444]

Why didn't the last thread (locked) reach 10k?

idk. guess they decided to close it a little early.

[iceypain]

the Baller threads were the GOAT chat threads...

bmbc threads?

[LukeS1]

Took me way too long to get that goat reference

[DAVEZILLA]

bmbc threads?

lol, yep...

[squatsbrah]

in spot for sale

[TommyRO]

Why didn't the last thread (locked) reach 10k?

My bad fingers slipped

[riley444]

not aware of bmbc threads

[iceypain]

not aware of bmbc threads

those were from OG misc pre-2009

[Zwicker]

those were from OG misc pre-2009

I sea what you did there

[Muzzlrpress]

[buckeyenutz]

Wouldn't have had a clue from the title--and I initially read it as, "GOAT chad thread...." so, I skipped it over it Why'd Part 4 close early?

[wampa]

In on 1rd page

[dantegrande]

Hey

[TheMusketeer]

In....what's on you brahs agenda today?