Told me she was only seeing me and never really partied. Wtf
edit: Update post #131
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07-20-2017, 05:27 AM #1
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07-20-2017, 05:32 AM #5
Told me she was only seeing me
Told me she never partied
Told me she never had a 3-some (that wasn't really a lie, it was a 4-some)
I really hope you go get tested considering she banged a dude with a full torso grim reaper tattoo.
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Every man is your teacher
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07-20-2017, 05:34 AM #6
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07-20-2017, 05:50 AM #18
call bigmayne and dominate all the twinks in the pic to assert dominance.
meanwhile force your gf to watch so she learns her place and knows who's boss.“Sometimes when I'm faced with an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we have finished eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there's a cook.”
― Ronald Reagan
† Acts 4:12 †
There's salvation only in Christ
† II Corinthians 12:7-10 †
Suffering humbles us, it's truly a bless in disguise
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07-20-2017, 06:00 AM #24
What do you care what she thinks?
i want you to try and put some context around that photo.
Go ahead, try and create the most innocent, best case scenario, context
Tyshawn: come here, you *hoist*
OP gf: *scream:laugh* ;'D
Zach(grim reaper tat): yeeeee
Demetrius: yo take the pic
*pic is taken*
Tyshawn: Okay, down ya go.
OP gf: haha, that will make a cool pic for me to post on twitter. Do you guys want to go bowling?
Zach: yeah, good call. Let me grab a shirt.
Demetrius: oh yeah, I need my shirt too haha.
OP gf: btw can one of you guys drop me off at home after bowling?
And I'm sure one of them dropped her off and that was that.OP is a █████
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07-20-2017, 06:03 AM #25
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07-20-2017, 06:03 AM #26
The question is not "Are sloots gon' sloot". Rather, it's "How much are sloots gon' sloot". To establish this, we need to introduce a new value, § <- Which is the greek letter for "Sloot". This will come in handy when asking questions such as "Is my gf gonna suck 15 dinks at the Trap house tonight?". To answer this, all you need to do is find § in the equation §= X+Y*n, where X is the number of jaeger shots your little vixen has downed, Y is the amount of dinks at the party in integers, and n is the "broadcaster factor".
Say for example that there are 25 dinks, your gf has had 7 jaeger shots, and there are 2 Jamals walkin' around. This gives us
25+7*2= 39
In any case where §>10, your gf is going to suck at least 1 other dink that night with a 95% statistical probablility.***Always pick 5 crew***
***Repelling Soy from miscers crew***
Hit with a case of soy and need counselling? Drop me a pm and I'll kick the soy out of you.
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07-20-2017, 06:04 AM #27
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07-20-2017, 06:09 AM #30
"Girlfriend"?
LMFAO! It's over boyo."Don't give up, don't ever give up. Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart and it cannot touch my soul; and those three things are going to carry on forever." - Jimmy V (RIP 1946-1993)
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