GFs Dad wants her to break up with me

[TheScapeGOAT]

Dun goofed hard. My GFs family threw a summer BBQ party at their house. They were serving all kinds of alcohol and I tend to keep going once I start. I blacked out at some point during the party and came to in my bed the next day. My GF left a note that said "call me." When I got her on the phone she told me that I got so drunk that I started pissing on the bonfire and horrified all her parents guests. I tried calling her father but he just told me to end it with his daughter and if I ever go to house he will knock me out and start pissing on me.

I'm still with my GF but I'm worried. I don't know what will happen. Surely he can't stay mad for ever? I'm thinking about letting some time pass and then ask him to grab a beer for a formal apology.

[ATT82121]

Own up to it and let him give you a golden shower...its the only way

[andishehhank]

Dun goofed hard. My GFs family threw a summer BBQ party at their house. They were serving all kinds of alcohol and I tend to keep going once I start. I blacked out at some point during the party and came to in my bed the next day. My GF left a note that said "call me." When I got her on the phone she told me that I got so drunk that I started pissing on the bonfire and horrified all her parents guests. I tried calling her father but he just told me to end it with his daughter and if I ever go to house he will knock me out and start pissing on me.

I'm still with my GF but I'm worried. I don't know what will happen. Surely he can't stay mad for ever? I'm thinking about letting some time pass and then ask him to grab a beer for a formal apology.

the **** is wrong with you? how do you do such idioticy?

[TheScapeGOAT]

the **** is wrong with you? how do you do such idioticy?

It was an accident.

[VariableSpark]

It was an accident.

No it wasn't. You said you know you can't control yourself when you drink, and you started drinking anyway. Dad's right, gf deserves better.

[MajesticBeat]

ITT: miscer can't handle his alcohol and makes a mockery of himself. Just break up with the gf and marry her dad instead. Grow happily old with solid dad bods

[Jayess15]

Welp OP time to show him how good you are at sucking dink

[Fairplay]

Live and learn mate. With your next girlfriend, control yourself better.

[US_Ranger]

Dun goofed hard. My GFs family threw a summer BBQ party at their house. They were serving all kinds of alcohol and I tend to keep going once I start. I blacked out at some point during the party and came to in my bed the next day. My GF left a note that said "call me." When I got her on the phone she told me that I got so drunk that I started pissing on the bonfire and horrified all her parents guests. I tried calling her father but he just told me to end it with his daughter and if I ever go to house he will knock me out and start pissing on me.

I'm still with my GF but I'm worried. I don't know what will happen. Surely he can't stay mad for ever? I'm thinking about letting some time pass and then ask him to grab a beer for a formal apology.

In on potential troll thread.

If you're being serious, the only REAL answer is to throw yourself in the fire next time and do humanity a big favor. The fact that this chick sees anything worthwhile in you means she probably sucks too. You're obviously a zero and going nowhere in life. If you're actually 25 then it's even more embarrassing. Please don't ever have children because your low IQ doesn't need to get passed on.

[leBrandonHeat]

Let the dad bottom u out

[andishehhank]

It was an accident.

dude, ive been working my ass off since I was 20 to stay out of trouble, and you are 25 already.... Jesus.

[TheScapeGOAT]

In on potential troll thread.

If you're being serious, the only REAL answer is to throw yourself in the fire next time and do humanity a big favor. The fact that this chick sees anything worthwhile in you means she probably sucks too. You're obviously a zero and going nowhere in life. If you're actually 25 then it's even more embarrassing. Please don't ever have children because your low IQ doesn't need to get passed on.

Oh like you've never made a mistake? I admit I fuked up but this insult is way over the top.

Tempted to neg.

[TheScapeGOAT]

dude, ive been working my ass off since I was 20 to stay out of trouble, and you are 25 already.... Jesus.

What do you mean?

[Ownster8932]

the **** is wrong with you? how do you do such idioticy?

No it wasn't. You said you know you can't control yourself when you drink, and you started drinking anyway. Dad's right, gf deserves better.

In on potential troll thread.

If you're being serious, the only REAL answer is to throw yourself in the fire next time and do humanity a big favor. The fact that this chick sees anything worthwhile in you means she probably sucks too. You're obviously a zero and going nowhere in life. If you're actually 25 then it's even more embarrassing. Please don't ever have children because your low IQ doesn't need to get passed on.

This, that, and those^

If srs, I cannot stand morons like you that can't hold your alcohol, lol. Most annoying people to deal with.

[Scrizzle]

Tell him demons from the 5th dimension commandeered your body and made you do it. Reassure him that you've contacted a priest and have an exorcism scheduled next weekend.

[cookiefiend]

Dun goofed hard. My GFs family threw a summer BBQ party at their house. They were serving all kinds of alcohol and I tend to keep going once I start. I blacked out at some point during the party and came to in my bed the next day. My GF left a note that said "call me." When I got her on the phone she told me that I got so drunk that I started pissing on the bonfire and horrified all her parents guests. I tried calling her father but he just told me to end it with his daughter and if I ever go to house he will knock me out and start pissing on me.

I'm still with my GF but I'm worried. I don't know what will happen. Surely he can't stay mad for ever? I'm thinking about letting some time pass and then ask him to grab a beer for a formal apology.

End well this will not.

[US_Ranger]

Oh like you've never made a mistake? I admit I fuked up but this insult is way over the top.

Tempted to neg.

Please tell me you're trolling.

If not, neg away *******. This isn't a mistake, this is pure stupidity of the highest order. You pissed on a bonfire in front of guests/family of your girlfriend. YOU ARE 25 YEARS OLD. 25. YEARS. OLD. There is no excuse for that. You are scum. Plain and simple. The dad is right, he should knock you out and piss all over you bro. And by bro I mean never my bro. *******.

[TheScapeGOAT]

Please tell me you're trolling.

If not, neg away *******. This isn't a mistake, this is pure stupidity of the highest order. You pissed on a bonfire in front of guests/family of your girlfriend. YOU ARE 25 YEARS OLD. 25. YEARS. OLD. There is no excuse for that. You are scum. Plain and simple. The dad is right, he should knock you out and piss all over you bro. And by bro I mean never my bro. *******.

You are right in that it was pure stupidity. But you are calling me worthless scum because I did some dumb chit? And the Dad pissing on me is sooo acceptable? Double-standard much?

[MajesticBeat]

Please tell me you're trolling.

If not, neg away *******. This isn't a mistake, this is pure stupidity of the highest order. You pissed on a bonfire in front of guests/family of your girlfriend. YOU ARE 25 YEARS OLD. 25. YEARS. OLD. There is no excuse for that. You are scum. Plain and simple. The dad is right, he should knock you out and piss all over you bro. And by bro I mean never my bro. *******.

[andishehhank]

What do you mean?

I just feel bad for you. you could have gone to jail.

[US_Ranger]

You are right in that it was pure stupidity. But you are calling me worthless scum because I did some dumb chit? And the Dad pissing on me is sooo acceptable? Double-standard much?

Unbelievable. Standard snowflake generation who can't take responsibility for his actions and calls it a double standard if the dad wants to beat you down and piss on you. Lmao, what a useless piece of ****.

[Benihanas]

serious answer man:

You didn't just make a mistake. You completely fukked up. You already know how you are with alcohol. This is your GFs family, not just some random friend's family who you MIGHT be able to get away with blowing them off and acting like an idiot. This is your GFs family. That alone should have heightened you to the awareness level of knowing not to drink if you can't stop. I guarantee you her dad wouldn't be upset with you for not having a beer or two, but now you've completely destroyed any chance of him respecting or liking you.

This honestly can't be written off as something simply as a mistake, and perhaps that's part of the issue if you're this old and still believe that such actions are excusable somehow.

I really don't think you can salvage this situation. Even if your girl decides to stay with you she already 100% thinks there's no future. You're on borrowed time brah.

[TheScapeGOAT]

Unbelievable. Standard snowflake generation who can't take responsibility for his actions and calls it a double standard if the dad wants to beat you down and piss on you. Lmao, what a useless piece of ****.

I said I admit I fuked up and it was stupid. I'm trying to make it right. How is that snowflake lack of responsibility? Get off your high horse.

[MajesticBeat]

You are right in that it was pure stupidity. But you are calling me worthless scum because I did some dumb chit? And the Dad pissing on me is sooo acceptable? Double-standard much?

Bro why u heff to be mad. It only golden shower.

[420Layers]

You got sloshed in front of your GFs dad, in front of his guests?


bro...it's not that hard to just drink less lol

[YUL]

Take the first step. Realize you have a problem and find a meeting in your area

Take the first step .....

[metallicide]

I pissed all over my fiance's dad's new camper... luckily it wasn't only me, his son did too... But i've been in the family 5 years so it's a little easier lol

[89mahou]

you're either a light weight or an alcoholic.


in any case shape up op. gluck with the next gf.

[PeaceWithin]

Think to the future. Dad probably won't be down with a marriage proposal ever. You'll forever be the son in law who pissed on their bonfire. In-laws will never show you respect. They will question your every move. As grandparents they will constantly be giving you crap about your parenting choices of their grandkids.

Unless this is just casual and you never had any plans on going further, in which case carry on. Just know that you are on limited time because she is going to be getting all kinds of pressure to dump you.

[Luke753]

Sounds like you gonna hav to get pissed on bro.